Algonquin K Farquhar II
@buddhatree.bsky.social
Fresca Influencer
📍 Pasadena, CA
📍 Pasadena, CA
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i showed you my casserole please respond
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i showed you my casserole please respond
Who up staring at the leftovers in their fridge even though they've already had four plates today
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Who up staring at the leftovers in their fridge even though they've already had four plates today
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Okay who wants a sandwich.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Okay who wants a sandwich.
Like my grandma used to say, "Got leftovers? Make fritters!" and then she'd take out her teeth and have a cigarette.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Like my grandma used to say, "Got leftovers? Make fritters!" and then she'd take out her teeth and have a cigarette.
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curbside is my best side
October 20, 2024 at 3:41 AM
curbside is my best side
"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint"
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint"
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And the recliner vibrates at the 2-hour mark.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And the recliner vibrates at the 2-hour mark.
A Roomba, but it just brings you another Thanksgiving plate every 2hrs while you nap-watch football.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A Roomba, but it just brings you another Thanksgiving plate every 2hrs while you nap-watch football.
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
All aboard! The gravy boat to Carb Town is leaving the station.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All aboard! The gravy boat to Carb Town is leaving the station.
Can't. Listening to the Morning Zoo with Codpiece & Merkin.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Can't. Listening to the Morning Zoo with Codpiece & Merkin.
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I concur. There should be so much gravy that the very idea of wishing you had more gravy is preposterous. So much leftover gravy that you briefly consider making gravysicles
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I concur. There should be so much gravy that the very idea of wishing you had more gravy is preposterous. So much leftover gravy that you briefly consider making gravysicles
I don't know who needs to hear this but you didn't make/buy enough gravy. No, don't argue. Admit your failure.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but you didn't make/buy enough gravy. No, don't argue. Admit your failure.
"Sorry Macy's, there's only one 'America's Parade' and you ain't it"
- Pasadena
- Pasadena
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Sorry Macy's, there's only one 'America's Parade' and you ain't it"
- Pasadena
- Pasadena
Gobble gobble, y'all 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Gobble gobble, y'all 🦃
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
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it was the night before thanksgiving
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
it was the night before thanksgiving
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
Can't. Explaining to the Taco Bell guy why three "triple double" crunchwraps should equal eighteen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Can't. Explaining to the Taco Bell guy why three "triple double" crunchwraps should equal eighteen.
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Don't wait until New Years. You can fail to make major changes in your life any time.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Don't wait until New Years. You can fail to make major changes in your life any time.
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Oh you're eating light? What are you, a plant? 😂
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh you're eating light? What are you, a plant? 😂
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going on multiple cousin walks and each time coming back with a new cousin
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
going on multiple cousin walks and each time coming back with a new cousin
I can't decide if I want my new band to be post-ska or neo-ska.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can't decide if I want my new band to be post-ska or neo-ska.
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As something of an expert in psychology, I am well aware of the Dunkin-Cougar Effect.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
As something of an expert in psychology, I am well aware of the Dunkin-Cougar Effect.