Hal
@halpocalypse.bsky.social
Who milks the milkmen?
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia
I think I zoned out in year 12 and have never really zoned back in.
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I think I zoned out in year 12 and have never really zoned back in.
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BREAKING: Australia rushed Israel’s Herzog to ICC.
Relax, not the Hague but drinks at International Convention Centre.
There's no arrest warrant like Netanyahu but Herzog was cited by UN inquiry concluding genocide + current ICJ referral
Australia must investigate not sip bubbles with war criminals
Relax, not the Hague but drinks at International Convention Centre.
There's no arrest warrant like Netanyahu but Herzog was cited by UN inquiry concluding genocide + current ICJ referral
Australia must investigate not sip bubbles with war criminals
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 AM
BREAKING: Australia rushed Israel’s Herzog to ICC.
Relax, not the Hague but drinks at International Convention Centre.
There's no arrest warrant like Netanyahu but Herzog was cited by UN inquiry concluding genocide + current ICJ referral
Australia must investigate not sip bubbles with war criminals
Relax, not the Hague but drinks at International Convention Centre.
There's no arrest warrant like Netanyahu but Herzog was cited by UN inquiry concluding genocide + current ICJ referral
Australia must investigate not sip bubbles with war criminals
Fresh haircut got me feeling cute
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Fresh haircut got me feeling cute
Post your favorite “Lord Of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
February 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Post your favorite “Lord Of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
Saw @janfran.bsky.social and @antoinettelattouf.bsky.social’s ‘It’s a NO from me’ last night - hilarious and scathing show about Australian media. 10/10 recommend.
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Saw @janfran.bsky.social and @antoinettelattouf.bsky.social’s ‘It’s a NO from me’ last night - hilarious and scathing show about Australian media. 10/10 recommend.
Anyone here play Elder Scrolls online?
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Anyone here play Elder Scrolls online?
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Showed #Bluey to the kids, they weren't interested. Dunno what the fuss is all about, and I'm not sure if all the smoking and violence is appropriate.
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Showed #Bluey to the kids, they weren't interested. Dunno what the fuss is all about, and I'm not sure if all the smoking and violence is appropriate.
Running Call of Cthulhu sure hits different when you’re friends turn it into a surprise birthday party
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Running Call of Cthulhu sure hits different when you’re friends turn it into a surprise birthday party
End AI brain rot. You’re better than that. Be creative and research stuff.
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
End AI brain rot. You’re better than that. Be creative and research stuff.
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Heartbreaking six-word story: EB Games Valentine's Day marketing email
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Heartbreaking six-word story: EB Games Valentine's Day marketing email
Here’s my hot #TTRPG take: Perception should be a base attribute like Strength, Dexterity and Intelligence in more games.
Skills like “observation” and “tracking” should be based off of Perception , not Wisdom/Intelligence.
Skills like “observation” and “tracking” should be based off of Perception , not Wisdom/Intelligence.
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Here’s my hot #TTRPG take: Perception should be a base attribute like Strength, Dexterity and Intelligence in more games.
Skills like “observation” and “tracking” should be based off of Perception , not Wisdom/Intelligence.
Skills like “observation” and “tracking” should be based off of Perception , not Wisdom/Intelligence.
My team invites me to go for a coffee run. I can’t go because of a meeting.
I tell them “coffee’s on me” and give them my card, not really thinking about the math.
It costs me $70.
Now I can’t afford Elden Ring Nightrien Deluxe Editoon, but at least I’m still the “cool” manager.
I tell them “coffee’s on me” and give them my card, not really thinking about the math.
It costs me $70.
Now I can’t afford Elden Ring Nightrien Deluxe Editoon, but at least I’m still the “cool” manager.
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My team invites me to go for a coffee run. I can’t go because of a meeting.
I tell them “coffee’s on me” and give them my card, not really thinking about the math.
It costs me $70.
Now I can’t afford Elden Ring Nightrien Deluxe Editoon, but at least I’m still the “cool” manager.
I tell them “coffee’s on me” and give them my card, not really thinking about the math.
It costs me $70.
Now I can’t afford Elden Ring Nightrien Deluxe Editoon, but at least I’m still the “cool” manager.
I’ve gone to the gym every day this week. I think I deserve a little treat (blowing my whole paycheque on games and books)
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I’ve gone to the gym every day this week. I think I deserve a little treat (blowing my whole paycheque on games and books)
Actual photo of me celebrating my birthday
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Actual photo of me celebrating my birthday
Happy Hal Day, everyone!!!
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Happy Hal Day, everyone!!!
The worst thing about being tall is wanting to see your favourite band while also not wanting to cut off someone else’s view. Also back pains.
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The worst thing about being tall is wanting to see your favourite band while also not wanting to cut off someone else’s view. Also back pains.
It’s great to be here
January 20, 2026 at 9:30 AM
It’s great to be here
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand!!
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January 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand!!
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First gig of 2026 may as well be my favourite band, right?
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
First gig of 2026 may as well be my favourite band, right?
First gig of 2026 may as well be my favourite band, right?
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
First gig of 2026 may as well be my favourite band, right?
Just letting you know I’m alive and still slaying it despite being offline. I hope you are too
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Just letting you know I’m alive and still slaying it despite being offline. I hope you are too
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Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
January 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.