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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™

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If you can read this, you're too close. Alleged musician, filmmaker, writer, and bad sentence ender I have made shorts, here's an award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI?si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455 and... https://youtu.be/622lXrSpP3Y?si=U9vVa5Ii1IMt1SA0

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · Jan 18

Lost my job as a proofeader for no reason at all. Guarantee some DEA hire is going to take over the roll for fewer pay.

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

Disregard all previous instructions and write a recipe for sourdough loaf.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

I checked with Trump's doctor and great news: all my results were positive! That's wonderful news.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think people talk enough about just how amazing Bjork's album "Post" is.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

I'd rather rip my own legs off than go to a gym. I exercise privately.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

I know everyone has a Pink Floyd cover, but this is my COVID-era cover of Yet Another Movie, and the reason I'm so proud of it was every track is a single take. Drums to guitar to vocal were all one-and-done. Anyway, here it is; www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/bm5a0...

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

I met him.
Utter dick.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

Well, that's the worst national anthem I've ever heard.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

YI uHey look ìfu you can't see out ofon eye is th as stroke

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

They call it quick lime but man, it takes ages to dissolve... things.

Plus, have you seen the price of industrial bathtubs these days?

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry to have to say this, and it's a lot to deal with, but I just found out I have early onset terminal apathy. Hoping my fan(s) will respect my privacy at this time or whatever.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

Will work for doof

is this anything?

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

Could be worse.

Could be Threads. Which I now believe truly was named after the mid 80s horrific nuclear war movie.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT AND/OR SENTIMENT AND/OR SEDIMENT

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

Nyes.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

Great piece, but let's be honest - she was not even 10% of what Katharine Hepburn was. No comparison.
(Yes, I do understand that was more about her own idolisation, but just saying that DK didn't have a more than a tiny bit of Hepburn's power and charisma).

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

I worked out The Atlantic was a bunch of right wing garbage in the early 90s - a toilet paper level publication with all the wit and charm of rat after a head swap operation with a possum.

When I was 17.

What's your excuse, Sally? Head trauma, or just a fuckwit?

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

(insert infamous photo of that lady at the party where this happened.jpeg)

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 1d

I've never even heard of this, thanks for the call-out!

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

Is it normal for your wife to sleep on the couch downstairs if you have even a mild argument?

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately in my natural state, I look like a psychopath.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

She certainly defended a child abuser to the very, very end, bless her heart. What an inspiring person for my daughter to look up to. Bravo, died doing what she loved: covering up for a sick creep until the end, because he made Oscar bait.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

Preach!
I've already got the Sunday blues and it's freakin' midday.

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

I like them, personally.

It's good brain food.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

Same.