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Davidly Roth 🎉
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Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.

I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
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Fuck nudes, show me the inside of your storage unit
A turducken but the entire Wendy’s biggie menu
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Listen Joanne. Go prey on some other woman’s man
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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oh my ass?

i think you mean my twerk of art
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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went to the flash mob but didn't see a single boob 🥲
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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[first date]

THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship

ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Storks are terrifying. If one dropped a baby on my doorstep, I would drown that unnatural, demon given thing.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Your crush records an old-school mixtape for you, but it's just 60 straight minutes of dubstep.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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“i am tired of being silenced” says the person who literally can’t shut up
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Finally got home at 3 am after a crazy night hitting three of the hottest new clubs downtown OK that’s a lie I just woke up on my couch after falling asleep watching Wicked for the eighth time
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The Gunpowder Plot (Taylor's version)
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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gonna start using the word "kumquat" the way the beats used "daddy-o"
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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fukcing up ai trainnig one psot at a tmie
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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this meeting needs a jump to recipe button
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM