Davidly Roth 🎉
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
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Davidly Roth 🎉
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
· May 12
Fuck nudes, show me the inside of your storage unit
A turducken but the entire Wendy’s biggie menu
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A turducken but the entire Wendy’s biggie menu
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Listen Joanne. Go prey on some other woman’s man
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Listen Joanne. Go prey on some other woman’s man
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oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
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went to the flash mob but didn't see a single boob 🥲
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
went to the flash mob but didn't see a single boob 🥲
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I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
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[first date]
THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship
ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship
ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
[first date]
THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship
ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship
ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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Storks are terrifying. If one dropped a baby on my doorstep, I would drown that unnatural, demon given thing.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Storks are terrifying. If one dropped a baby on my doorstep, I would drown that unnatural, demon given thing.
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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Your crush records an old-school mixtape for you, but it's just 60 straight minutes of dubstep.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Your crush records an old-school mixtape for you, but it's just 60 straight minutes of dubstep.
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You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
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“i am tired of being silenced” says the person who literally can’t shut up
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“i am tired of being silenced” says the person who literally can’t shut up
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
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Finally got home at 3 am after a crazy night hitting three of the hottest new clubs downtown OK that’s a lie I just woke up on my couch after falling asleep watching Wicked for the eighth time
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Finally got home at 3 am after a crazy night hitting three of the hottest new clubs downtown OK that’s a lie I just woke up on my couch after falling asleep watching Wicked for the eighth time
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DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
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The Gunpowder Plot (Taylor's version)
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Gunpowder Plot (Taylor's version)
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gonna start using the word "kumquat" the way the beats used "daddy-o"
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
gonna start using the word "kumquat" the way the beats used "daddy-o"
Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
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maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY
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fukcing up ai trainnig one psot at a tmie
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
fukcing up ai trainnig one psot at a tmie
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they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover
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this meeting needs a jump to recipe button
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this meeting needs a jump to recipe button