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Davidly Roth 🎉

@lazurwoolf.bsky.social

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Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · May 12

Fuck nudes, show me the inside of your storage unit

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 10h

Ty 🫶🥰

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 10h

But/and also @kmillz.lol 🖤

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 10h

🖤🖤🖤

Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 10h

😚🤗

Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 11h

This is about @nahyoudoit.bsky.social btw

Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 11h

Not to be dramatic but if I don’t subtweet a straight up stone cold baddie soon, I think I might die

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 11h

Plz send them dot tiff ty

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 11h

Not to be dramatic but if I don’t subtweet a straight up stone cold baddie soon, I think I might die

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 12h

Making my entire personality about being bitten by a radioactive spider that one time

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 2d

You never think you’re gonna fist fight a nun but there was only one life preserver left and I have it on good authority they can fly

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 2d

People will ask you why you’re wearing a fanny pack full of mayonnaise like they don’t have their own business they could be minding

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 2d

“You have to kiss so many frogs before you find a prince” bro I’m not trying to improve my station I just like the texture

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d

midwestern tetris is when someone confidently tells you something won’t fit in the drink fridge and you have to prove them wrong

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 4d

My therapist keeps telling me I need to break out of this state of psychosis and I keep telling him I don’t live in New Jersey

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 4d

not gonna post good until the rest of you do the fucking same

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 5d

If y’all get tired of this place, find me on Foursquare!

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 5d

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 5d

Here’s hoping. I just ordered two dozen of them and am reading them like tarot cards

Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 5d

🙄

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 5d

In the nineties sometimes, you’d ask a lady what she wanted to do and she’d respond “shoop” and I never knew what to do after that.

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 5d

Hell yeah brother

Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 5d

RIGHT I legit fist pumped

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 5d

With mild sauce

Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 5d

Guys the 7 layer burrito is back on the menu at taco bell so looks like there could be some hope left after all

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 6d

it's just on vibes but personally i would be afraid to check mr clean's hard drive

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 6d

another date night ruined because i ordered "unsweetened macaroni and cheese"

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