Davidly Roth 🎉
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
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Davidly Roth 🎉
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
· May 12
Fuck nudes, show me the inside of your storage unit
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“i am tired of being silenced” says the person who literally can’t shut up
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“i am tired of being silenced” says the person who literally can’t shut up
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
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Finally got home at 3 am after a crazy night hitting three of the hottest new clubs downtown OK that’s a lie I just woke up on my couch after falling asleep watching Wicked for the eighth time
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Finally got home at 3 am after a crazy night hitting three of the hottest new clubs downtown OK that’s a lie I just woke up on my couch after falling asleep watching Wicked for the eighth time
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DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
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The Gunpowder Plot (Taylor's version)
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Gunpowder Plot (Taylor's version)
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gonna start using the word "kumquat" the way the beats used "daddy-o"
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
gonna start using the word "kumquat" the way the beats used "daddy-o"
Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
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maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY
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fukcing up ai trainnig one psot at a tmie
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
fukcing up ai trainnig one psot at a tmie
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they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover
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this meeting needs a jump to recipe button
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this meeting needs a jump to recipe button
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If you noticed I’ve been a little quiet the last few days, here’s why! I’ve been frantically trying to track all the bluesky users getting setup on Mastodon.
Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷♂️
Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷♂️
Shitposters of the Fediverse - Mastodon Starter Pack
Posters that primarily post jokes, likely with some level of internet-poisoned brain rot.
(Some politics and other interests may be included)
Many (but not all) are users who were/are on bluesky.
fedidevs.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If you noticed I’ve been a little quiet the last few days, here’s why! I’ve been frantically trying to track all the bluesky users getting setup on Mastodon.
Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷♂️
Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷♂️
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honestly i don’t think having a rabbit in a hat with a bat is particularly baller
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
honestly i don’t think having a rabbit in a hat with a bat is particularly baller
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Axe Grenade is actually my porn name
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Axe Grenade is actually my porn name
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i need a screaming room why doesn’t my house have a screaming room all residences should have at least one
October 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i need a screaming room why doesn’t my house have a screaming room all residences should have at least one
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We really ought to start calling them jimmy hats again.
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We really ought to start calling them jimmy hats again.
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-5--3--1--8--0--0--8-
*nerd sext*
*nerd sext*
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
-5--3--1--8--0--0--8-
*nerd sext*
*nerd sext*
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You've made the controversial decision to show them how the sausage is made, horrifying the other diners in the vegan restaurant.
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You've made the controversial decision to show them how the sausage is made, horrifying the other diners in the vegan restaurant.
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It's been 40 years. Anyone who still has trouble believing it's not butter is living in a fantasy world.
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's been 40 years. Anyone who still has trouble believing it's not butter is living in a fantasy world.
This is about @nahyoudoit.bsky.social btw
Not to be dramatic but if I don’t subtweet a straight up stone cold baddie soon, I think I might die
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is about @nahyoudoit.bsky.social btw
Not to be dramatic but if I don’t subtweet a straight up stone cold baddie soon, I think I might die
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Not to be dramatic but if I don’t subtweet a straight up stone cold baddie soon, I think I might die
Making my entire personality about being bitten by a radioactive spider that one time
October 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Making my entire personality about being bitten by a radioactive spider that one time
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You never think you’re gonna fist fight a nun but there was only one life preserver left and I have it on good authority they can fly
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
You never think you’re gonna fist fight a nun but there was only one life preserver left and I have it on good authority they can fly