loctastic
@loctastic.bsky.social
i am tall and often have a beard
i think i can hear the yinzers booing from my living room
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i think i can hear the yinzers booing from my living room
eagles gotta stop agreeing to this weird ass scheduled games
Friday. other countries. monday night with big head and the cheese
Enough!!!
Friday. other countries. monday night with big head and the cheese
Enough!!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
eagles gotta stop agreeing to this weird ass scheduled games
Friday. other countries. monday night with big head and the cheese
Enough!!!
Friday. other countries. monday night with big head and the cheese
Enough!!!
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Black people watching the Superbowl Shuffle documentary on HBO and finding out what the original version of that song was
a man in a suit is talking to a young boy in a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a young boy in a crowd
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Black people watching the Superbowl Shuffle documentary on HBO and finding out what the original version of that song was
what Microsoft update is this referring to
Normal and great
> Microsoft triggered a viral furor when it revealed a Teams update to tell your company when you’re not at work. Now Google has done the same. Forget end-to-end encryption. A new Android update means your RCS and SMS texts are no longer private.
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
> Microsoft triggered a viral furor when it revealed a Teams update to tell your company when you’re not at work. Now Google has done the same. Forget end-to-end encryption. A new Android update means your RCS and SMS texts are no longer private.
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
Google Starts Sharing All Your Text Messages With Your Employer
Warning — what happens on your Android phone, doesn’t stay on your Android phone.
www.forbes.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
what Microsoft update is this referring to
SO OLD
gen x “ok boomer” lines
- tvs used to have 3 channels!
- we used to drink out of the hose!
- weed is too strong now!
oh my god you people sound so old
- tvs used to have 3 channels!
- we used to drink out of the hose!
- weed is too strong now!
oh my god you people sound so old
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
SO OLD
colts then steelers ????
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
colts then steelers ????
gen x “ok boomer” lines
- tvs used to have 3 channels!
- we used to drink out of the hose!
- weed is too strong now!
oh my god you people sound so old
- tvs used to have 3 channels!
- we used to drink out of the hose!
- weed is too strong now!
oh my god you people sound so old
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
gen x “ok boomer” lines
- tvs used to have 3 channels!
- we used to drink out of the hose!
- weed is too strong now!
oh my god you people sound so old
- tvs used to have 3 channels!
- we used to drink out of the hose!
- weed is too strong now!
oh my god you people sound so old
Reposted by loctastic
Beck "Where It's At" voice:
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Beck "Where It's At" voice:
and that was just last week
@loctastic.bsky.social has swears! They've used 767 profanities in their last 6,175 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (146 times)
🥈 "hell" (106 times)
🥉 "shit" (90 times)
🥇 "fuck" (146 times)
🥈 "hell" (106 times)
🥉 "shit" (90 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
and that was just last week
I am going to a penn state game today ????
Caddyshack Danny GIF
ALT: Caddyshack Danny GIF
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am going to a penn state game today ????
this guy is a kook
I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
this guy is a kook
game sucked ass but i made some bangin turkey soup 🦃🍜👍
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
game sucked ass but i made some bangin turkey soup 🦃🍜👍
yeah here’s a Black Friday deal for youse
caleb williams gonna have to DEAL with EATING TURF
caleb williams gonna have to DEAL with EATING TURF
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
yeah here’s a Black Friday deal for youse
caleb williams gonna have to DEAL with EATING TURF
caleb williams gonna have to DEAL with EATING TURF
i can’t give away 7 points for the eagles tomorrow. come on, draftkings. that’s crazy
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i can’t give away 7 points for the eagles tomorrow. come on, draftkings. that’s crazy
jalen’s sprite commercial - man. that dude couldn’t make sriaracba spicy
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
jalen’s sprite commercial - man. that dude couldn’t make sriaracba spicy
speaking of strong bad I got my younger kid on that. he asked me how I did at my “jerrrrrrrrrrrb”
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
speaking of strong bad I got my younger kid on that. he asked me how I did at my “jerrrrrrrrrrrb”
chase / sydney brown. we really always end up with the lame brother
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
chase / sydney brown. we really always end up with the lame brother
<voice of strong bad singing trogdor>
FART WALKKKKKKK
FART WALKKKKKKK
BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
FART WALKKKKKKK
FART WALKKKKKKK
FART WALKKKKKKK
BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
FART WALKKKKKKK
Feeling gassy after Thanksgiving? Take a fart walk.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
<voice of strong bad singing trogdor>
FART WALKKKKKKK
FART WALKKKKKKK
BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
FART WALKKKKKKK
FART WALKKKKKKK
FART WALKKKKKKK
BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
FART WALKKKKKKK
lamar jackson sucks actually
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
lamar jackson sucks actually
john madden could really rock a high waisted pant
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
john madden could really rock a high waisted pant
love when Tony romo starts talking about how anxious the game is making him
we know, man. we watched you play
we know, man. we watched you play
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
love when Tony romo starts talking about how anxious the game is making him
we know, man. we watched you play
we know, man. we watched you play
don’t care for one minute of that “post” Malone tv show
white people should be banned from tv
white people should be banned from tv
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
don’t care for one minute of that “post” Malone tv show
white people should be banned from tv
white people should be banned from tv