Dave (The Splatter)
@davethesplatter.bsky.social
Enthusiast of many things. Once passed a bad check for fried chicken. Go birds.
Let's go LIVE to Jake Tapper...
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Let's go LIVE to Jake Tapper...
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Is this a football post?
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Is this a football post?
go birds 🦅🏈💚
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
go birds 🦅🏈💚
Rex Ryan... secret Osmond brother?
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Rex Ryan... secret Osmond brother?
go birds 🦅🏈💚
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
go birds 🦅🏈💚
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ferris Bueller infiltrates the Von Steuben Day Parade in Chicago to sing a few songs...
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ferris Bueller infiltrates the Von Steuben Day Parade in Chicago to sing a few songs...
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
🎶 Move closer to your world, my friend. Take a little bit of time. Move closer to your world, my friend, and you'll seeeeee... 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
🎶 Move closer to your world, my friend. Take a little bit of time. Move closer to your world, my friend, and you'll seeeeee... 🎶
"Remember that greaser from that Butthole Surfers music video? You won't believe what he's doing these days."
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Remember that greaser from that Butthole Surfers music video? You won't believe what he's doing these days."
Your uncle from Norristown agrees.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Your uncle from Norristown agrees.
"Hello, Ott's? How much to dump fertilizer about 5 foot 8 and 200 pounds? Hello?"
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"Hello, Ott's? How much to dump fertilizer about 5 foot 8 and 200 pounds? Hello?"