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Bryan Toporek
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Senior multiplatform editor at Bleacher Report, contributor at Liberty Ballers, Forbes Sports, FanSided and Silver Screen & Roll, and a Process truster until the bitter end.
Go Birds

(But also fire this team into the goddamn sun)
Sitting next to my Eagles obsessed mother in law and she’s doing and saying stuff that makes this look like child’s play. Like I’m afraid to even post it for fear of someone alerting the authorities.
I love Philadelphia
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The sign of a well-coached team.
#Eagles penalty to first-down ratio remains quite bad.

Through four drives, they've got two first downs and three offensive penalties.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
OH, THAT'S NOT A HOLD NOW BUT IT WAS IN THE SUPER BOWL, CARL?!
a man in a cowboy hat is standing next to a man in a white shirt in front of a brick wall .
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat is standing next to a man in a white shirt in front of a brick wall .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The Eagles
a breaking news headline with a seal in the water
Alt: a breaking news headline with a seal in the water
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
THEY ALLOWED CARL CHEFFERS TO OFFICIATE ANOTHER EAGLES GAME AFTER SUPER BOWL LVII?!?!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Reposted by Bryan Toporek
NBA Cup enthusiasts: Here's all you need to know about tonight's potential outcomes

www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Cup Geekery: All of Friday's NBA Cup scenarios
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
When Amazon got the Eagles on its Black Friday game, little did it know that everyone in Philadelphia would hate the Eagles by this point of the season
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🚨ATTENTION ALL CUP HEADS 🚨
nba.com NBA @nba.com · 7h
The Emirates NBA Cup standings ahead of the FINAL NIGHT of Group Play TONIGHT! 🏆

6 spots in the Knockout Rounds still to be determined.

Watch all the action unfold on Prime and NBA League Pass!
🏆 smart.link/e7wqvpeifsfqf
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Lamar Jackson is presumably more hurt than he's letting on and that's why he's been garbage this year, because if not... ... ...
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Either the Chiefs or Cowboys are going to lose on Thanksgiving, which means America wins either way

(Or they tie, which would be even funnier tbh)
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Today, I am thankful that Jerry Jones got Micah Parsons out of the NFC East
MICAH PARSONS AGAIN ON 3RD AND GOAL 😤
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In the past 15 months, my wife and I:
- Had our second kid
- Moved from Baltimore to Nashville
- Bought/sold a house
- She started a new job
- Put down our old dog
- Got a new dog

Extremely thankful that we survived all of that + for this community keeping me (somewhat) sane throughout it all.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I thought the Blazers overpaid when they gave up two first-rounders for Deni.

I could not have been more wrong.
Deni is playing out of his mind - 18/3/3 in 12 minutes of action. On a different level.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
oh... oh no
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Evergreen
I'd like to request that TJ McConnell kindly fuck off with this mid-range bullshit
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m sorry to report that we have to strip him of his Cup Respecter title @faignews.bsky.social
Giannis Antetokounmpo (adductor) ruled out Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
So, Joel Embiid was a full participant in practice Monday, participated in parts of shootaround yesterday, was "trending toward" playing yesterday before getting ruled out and is now being held out of practice today for a strength and conditioning session instead? 🤔
Sixers say an MRI confirmed Trendon Watford’s left adductor strain and he will be reevaluated in two weeks. VJ Edgecombe (calf) and Paul George (ankle) were participants in today’s practice. Joel Embiid (knee) did not participate, but did go through an individual strength and conditioning session.
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A pint of strawberries at my local grocery store today was $5.49.

As if child care alone wasn't enough to bankrupt parents with two small kids...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Why voters may not buy Trump's messaging on food prices
The president says Thanksgiving food prices are down. But Americans are still feeling stretched thin by their grocery costs.
www.politico.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Eagles are 7-point favorites over the Bears even though their secondary is banged up and they might not have Smitty?

🤔
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We have a HUGE night of NBA Cup action tonight. (As always, happy NBA Cup day to all who celebrate.)

At @fansidednba.bsky.social, I ran through the latest standings + scenarios to predict which teams will make it to the knockout round:
fansided.com/nba/updated-...
Updated NBA Cup standings: Remaining schedule and predicting the finalists
The Group Play stage of the 2025 NBA Cup is winding to a close, although plenty is still up for grabs this week.
fansided.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reposted by Bryan Toporek
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by Bryan Toporek
These guys know what’s up
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM