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Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate

ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
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Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Looking forward to seeing what the PR home crowd will bring to the WBC because the Chinese Taipei home crowd in 2023 was one of the highlights of the last tournament-
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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This is probably one of, if not the greatest thing I'll ever write in my life. I'm also extremely proud of the photoshop.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Eating Thanksgiving and hearing-
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
The average pilot or surgeon in Pluribus-
He's no Mr. Bean.
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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It’s almost time for Chiefs Cowboys.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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My dad is so woke he just called a stray cat “unhoused”
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Eventually he did something-
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If there was such a thing as "QB Launch Angle" I know who would be the Isaac Paredes of quarterbacks
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Ai has stolen everything and still losing money. Them folks not even good at thievery.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just finished my first day performing as Mr. Fantasy what did everyone think
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This might be the most unnecessary multibox
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Calling any deal an overpay in 2025 reeks of ignorance and loser
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Trump administration is ideologically and psychologically incapable of strengthening alliances

This worldview has three pillars:
1. Allies = freeloaders
2. Adversaries = partners you can “deal” with
3. The international system = a protection racket
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Coming up North-
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Live look at Manuel Neuer
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
To the shock of no one who has a small child!
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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nobody talks about Turner's kaiju era these days. it wasn't her fault--how was she supposed to know what was in that serum--but you can still see the damage if you know where to look
Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM