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Will Harris

@sandwichpick.bsky.social

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Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · Dec 2

Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 45m

Last Week Tonight doing a deep dive on Bari Weiss for people like me who are terminally online but only in a sports way

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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 1h

Miller was at like 27 pitches in the 1st which makes this even crazier

SharonA is watching baseball @sharonawrites.bsky.social · 1h

The Mariners threw 100 pitches total in this game. Unreal.

The Blue Jays went 1 for 28 after that first pitch home run.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1h

[from the shower] I’m all outta Dove
I’m soapless without you
I'll never get clean
Now that you are all gone
*grabs shampoo mic*
IM ALL OUTTA DOVE

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 2h

It's cool that this series features all four kinds of mustache a white guy can have. From left to right: gravel cyclist, cop, Field Marshal Haig, Bruno Kirby

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 2h

Derek Bell looking like his soul left his body and left him with a car payment on a totaled car

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 2h

Hearing Kate Winslet talk in the post credits scene of the final episode was so jarring

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 2h

lots of nuance in these numbers, but for your blogging/sports talk radio information...

FY24 Total Football Operating Expenses

Penn State: $64,463,970
Indiana: $61,588,425

(Data via FY24 MFRS Reports: Extra Points Library)

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 2h

"He didn't bury the split. When you throw a splitter to a dumper you need to split the dump, but you see there just wasn't enough split on that dump"

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CB⚾️ Baseball Highlights @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 3h

….is that

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 3h

In case you were wondering….

No game in postseason history has ended 1-0 with the run coming on a leadoff home run

(Yet)

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 3h

James Franklin will get $8 million a year for the next 7 years, which is exactly what Pete Alonso is looking for

Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 3h

The real mistake seems to be on the coaches for not realizing the cool as hell play we just designed is actually illegal

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 4h

I always think of it like if you were drawing a line from 1 through 9 without lifting the pen off the paper what would be most logical to go from 6-7

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 4h

I can't believe this was only his second postseason leadoff HR I would've figured he had set the all time record

Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 4h

George Springer. 1 pitch. 1-0 Blue Jays.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 4h

I can't remember watching a playoff series in which I was so equally cool with either team winning that it's preventing me from developing an even temporary, boredom-abating rooting interest.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 4h

Telling my kids this was B-real from Cypress Hill

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 6h

The Republicans are dad and the Democrats are mom, and you go running to mom when dad says "watch this" and the garage falls down. You go back to dad when you start thinking that mom's boring.