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Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
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Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate

ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
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Walt White screaming in car meme
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Superintendent Chalmers: A NEW WAR?! AT THIS TIME OF THE SEASON, ONLY USED FOR SALARY CALCULATION,LOCALIZED ENTIRELY IN THE MLB INTRANET?! Skinner: Yes. Superintendent Chalmers: May l see it? Skinner: No.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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when you realize it's still Tuesday, and you're not gonna get your early new Pluribus episode until tomorrow-
Ann Coulter with mouth agape caption: ANN COULTER Author, "In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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It's larruping good in the neighborhood-
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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You never see two friends wearing their "Bustin Babes" and "Larrupin Lous" jerseys at ballgames anymore-
Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig wearing their Bustin Babes and Larrupin Lous jerseys
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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That just sounds like mutual option with extra steps-
• 3 years/$75M (2024-26), plus 2027 club option • signed by St. Louis as a free agent 11/27/23 • 24:$10M, 25:$25M, 26:$35M, 27:$30M club option ($5M buyout, paid each Jan. 15, 2027-31) • if club exercises 2027 option, Gray may opt out of contract and elect free agency) • perks: hotel suite on road • full no-trade protection
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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when bro tries to warn you about your new girlfriend-
Rhea Seehorn in Pluribus with caption "SHE DOES HEROIN"
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I just looked up every chat that exists and found one that agrees with your theory. Wound you like me to add you to it?
Zosia in Pluribus
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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I knew it!!
Jordan in Finland (Fantasy Baseball Oligarch) @RosenJordan Blum Date joined July 2009 Account based in Finland Q Connected via Finland Android App
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Interesting that Panthers have had 8 +1000 yard rushing season in 30 years but two of them were in the same season
C. McCaffrey 1,387 C. McCaffrey 1,098 J. Stewart 1,133 D. Williams 1,117 6 D. Williams 1,515 S. Davis 1,444 C. Hubbard 1,195 A. Johnson 1,120
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Always amazed by the beginning of Bobby Abreu's career-
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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When she finds out you're a Wazey Waynes fan-
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Campbell's executive after promoting their product-
Simpsons Krusty saying BLAH! I almost swallowed some of the juice
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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No one:

Chase Utley:
Left: Sabrina Carpenter with a Phillies jersey Right: Sabrina Carpenter with a Dodgers jersey
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Zohran showing up to this next press conference-
Spike Lee in Arsenal outfit
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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looking up what happened to Forbes 30 under 30 members from 15 years ago-
Pie graph showing what happened to different Grey's Anatomy main characters
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Something that seems to not get enough recognition is that not only was it a bounce back year from Corbin Carroll, he was an even better version of what we saw in 2023-
Corbin Carroll barrel rate by year, close to 15% in 2025
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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nice-
ねこすけ●新アカ @NekoSuke5 5 2 O Translated from Japanese Show original @ Q. Do you want to go to a team like the Dodgers that can aim for a championship? Or do you want to take them down? Imai Tatsuya "I want to take them down. (Playing together with players like Ohtani, Yamamoto, Sasaki, and others) of course sounds fun, but I think beating a team like that and becoming world champions would be the most valuable thing in my life." #HosoSte
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Looking at SP stratification in early drafts and feels like Sanchez should be closer to Yamamoto than the other three? I wonder he'll move up as the offseason goes-
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Yeah I think the other owners have a pretty good reason to be pissed to here-
If a team's final luxury-tax payroll is not one and a half times the amount it receives in a given season from local revenue sharing, it will likely stand a better chance of losing a grievance for not properly using its revenue-sharing money to improve on-field performance, which the CBA requires Maior League Baseball has not vet released the final luxury-tax payrolls from 2025. But the Marlins were expected to be among the highest revenue-sharing recipients at roughly $70 million if not more, according to people briefed on the league's revenue- sharing distributions who were not authorized to speak publicly. Public estimates put the Marlins' final luxurv-tax payroll in the $85 million range - well below 150 percent of its revenue-sharing take.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Shocking lack of Scary Movie 3
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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me after my next tech layoff-
Pryzbylewski becomes a teacher The Wire season 4
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Reading this reminds me of Miguel Cabrera, who always had a reputation for doing "1000 IQ" fielding and base running plays
By Jason Beck May 4, 2014 KANSAS CITY - - Tigers manager Brad Ausmus struggles to put into words the move that Miguel Cabrera has now used twice to tag up and take an extra base on two strong-armed outfielders. "That's an instinctual play by a veteran player," Ausmus said before Sunday's series finale against the Royals. *I think he went with the deke, like, 'I'm going to pretend I'm running, but I'm not running, but then actually run." As awkward as it sounds, it has worked twice. And it got into the head of Gold Glove Award winner Alex Gordon on Saturday, two weeks after Cabrera fooled defensive human highlight reel Mike Trout. On Saturday, Cabrera's tag-up on Nick Castellanos' line drive to left was part-deke, part-read. The way the ball was hit, sending Gordon charging in to catch a sinking liner, did not suggest a chance for even a fast runner to go home. A fast runner, however, would've likely had Gordon's undivided attention. With Cabrera on third, Gordon said his first look was to Victor Martinez at second base. "I saw Victor off the bag at second, and I was going to try to double him up and get out of the inning right there," Gordon said. "I wanted to come up throwing, and at first, I didn't see anybody on second base so that's why I didn't throw." Gordon held the ball, but just the look at the fake was enough for Cabrera to decide to turn his move towards home into a mad dash to the plate. "My decision, it was because he faked the throw to second base and gave me a chance to react and try to score," Cabrera said.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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It's Monday again-
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM