Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
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Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed
Red Sox said sign us up-
Most strikeouts the last two seasons:
1. Skubal - 469
2. Crochet - 464
3. Cease - 439
4. Wheeler - 419
T5. ? - 404
T5. F. Peralta - 404
Can you guess the missing player?
1. Skubal - 469
2. Crochet - 464
3. Cease - 439
4. Wheeler - 419
T5. ? - 404
T5. F. Peralta - 404
Can you guess the missing player?
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Red Sox said sign us up-
when bro tries to warn you about your new girlfriend-
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
when bro tries to warn you about your new girlfriend-
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Whole league is impressed by what @Jaboowins is doing out there 💯
@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X
@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Whole league is impressed by what @Jaboowins is doing out there 💯
@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X
@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X
With MAGA's commitment to amplifying contrarian views, pushing consumerism while putting working Americans in danger, I was surprised someone from the White House wasn't urging Walmart to bring back door busting Black Friday Deals where flatscreens were sold for $100 and someone would die every year
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
With MAGA's commitment to amplifying contrarian views, pushing consumerism while putting working Americans in danger, I was surprised someone from the White House wasn't urging Walmart to bring back door busting Black Friday Deals where flatscreens were sold for $100 and someone would die every year
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* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
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"Our guy has the leather jacket. The comparison is preposterous and quite frankly offensive."
it's happening dot gif
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"Our guy has the leather jacket. The comparison is preposterous and quite frankly offensive."
Interesting that Panthers have had 8 +1000 yard rushing season in 30 years but two of them were in the same season
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Interesting that Panthers have had 8 +1000 yard rushing season in 30 years but two of them were in the same season
If anyone was wondering if Imai's arrival would be the longest set of Japanese lettuce
I was thinking does Shota Imanaga have the longest hair ever by a Japanese player in the Major Leagues, but I forgot this guy existed-
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If anyone was wondering if Imai's arrival would be the longest set of Japanese lettuce
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Running the government like it's the 90s NBA
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Running the government like it's the 90s NBA
I probably should've realized sooner that Tim Curry voiced Nigel Thornberry
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I probably should've realized sooner that Tim Curry voiced Nigel Thornberry
Always amazed by the beginning of Bobby Abreu's career-
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Always amazed by the beginning of Bobby Abreu's career-
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Here’s my take: Star Wars is for nerds but is at least fun
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Why is there so much Star Wars-star trek discourse rn
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Here’s my take: Star Wars is for nerds but is at least fun
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
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What a night for David Moyes 💙
At the 18th attempt, he finally beats Man United in a Premier League game at Old Trafford. His Everton side go level on points with the Red Devils and above Liverpool. But for him, this will mean so much more than just three points 👏
At the 18th attempt, he finally beats Man United in a Premier League game at Old Trafford. His Everton side go level on points with the Red Devils and above Liverpool. But for him, this will mean so much more than just three points 👏
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What a night for David Moyes 💙
At the 18th attempt, he finally beats Man United in a Premier League game at Old Trafford. His Everton side go level on points with the Red Devils and above Liverpool. But for him, this will mean so much more than just three points 👏
At the 18th attempt, he finally beats Man United in a Premier League game at Old Trafford. His Everton side go level on points with the Red Devils and above Liverpool. But for him, this will mean so much more than just three points 👏
When she finds out you're a Wazey Waynes fan-
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When she finds out you're a Wazey Waynes fan-
No one:
Chase Utley:
Chase Utley:
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
No one:
Chase Utley:
Chase Utley:
MLB owners seeing this team get +$70 million of MLB welfare money, "those damn players"
Marlins projected opening day 26-man roster w/ salary
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
MLB owners seeing this team get +$70 million of MLB welfare money, "those damn players"
A team in desperate need of catching depth
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A team in desperate need of catching depth
Zohran showing up to this next press conference-
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Zohran showing up to this next press conference-
looking up what happened to Forbes 30 under 30 members from 15 years ago-
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
looking up what happened to Forbes 30 under 30 members from 15 years ago-
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Tired: winter meetings
Wired: winter beatings
Wired: winter beatings
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tired: winter meetings
Wired: winter beatings
Wired: winter beatings
Something that seems to not get enough recognition is that not only was it a bounce back year from Corbin Carroll, he was an even better version of what we saw in 2023-
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Something that seems to not get enough recognition is that not only was it a bounce back year from Corbin Carroll, he was an even better version of what we saw in 2023-
Warren Schaeffer and Nationals manager Blake Butera are combined the same age as Ron Washington
Rockies are bringing back Warren Schaeffer to be their full-time manager
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Warren Schaeffer and Nationals manager Blake Butera are combined the same age as Ron Washington
Looking at SP stratification in early drafts and feels like Sanchez should be closer to Yamamoto than the other three? I wonder he'll move up as the offseason goes-
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Looking at SP stratification in early drafts and feels like Sanchez should be closer to Yamamoto than the other three? I wonder he'll move up as the offseason goes-