A Normal Wookiee
@jason1749.bsky.social
I’m terribly sorry about this. After all, I’m only a Wookiee.
Zero chill about Star Wars.
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A Normal Wookiee
@jason1749.bsky.social
· Oct 10
Strongly held personal belief: four and a half star reviews on Letterboxd are cowardice. Either a film is Great (4 stars) or Perfect (5 stars). To place a film in between is weakness.
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I'm watching the movie The One-Armed Swordsman (1967). We're reaching new levels of tsundere in this one, folks.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I'm watching the movie The One-Armed Swordsman (1967). We're reaching new levels of tsundere in this one, folks.
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
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This is, somehow, feasible.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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I was not aware that TOAST OF LONDON was a documentary.
"Sue Cleaver and Paul Chuckle."
"Sue Cleaver and Paul Chuckle."
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was not aware that TOAST OF LONDON was a documentary.
"Sue Cleaver and Paul Chuckle."
"Sue Cleaver and Paul Chuckle."
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Behold, the Sword of Power! Excalibur! For anyone waiting for things from me, this is why: my brain has been consumed by John Boorman and Excalibur, both of them dear to my heart. The restoration is stunning, and finally presents the film in the right aspect ratio on home video... 🧵1/8
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Behold, the Sword of Power! Excalibur! For anyone waiting for things from me, this is why: my brain has been consumed by John Boorman and Excalibur, both of them dear to my heart. The restoration is stunning, and finally presents the film in the right aspect ratio on home video... 🧵1/8
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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This looks like what you take your lunch to school in if your parents work for Weyland-Yutani
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This looks like what you take your lunch to school in if your parents work for Weyland-Yutani
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Yup. There he is!
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Yup. There he is!
The best part of Thanksgiving is that the holiday is the first day and you get three days of not doing shit to follow it. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The best part of Thanksgiving is that the holiday is the first day and you get three days of not doing shit to follow it. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
A Plex lifetime subscription is 40% off this weekend and with the World That Is Coming it's the best deal you can get to futureproof yourself.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A Plex lifetime subscription is 40% off this weekend and with the World That Is Coming it's the best deal you can get to futureproof yourself.
I haven't watched WEAPONS since we saw it in the theater but it's a movie I think about at least a few times every week. What a fuckign movie.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I haven't watched WEAPONS since we saw it in the theater but it's a movie I think about at least a few times every week. What a fuckign movie.
I must say that I am thankful for my aunt Gladys choosing to come stay with us, a decision that will certainly only make our family more happy and healthy.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I must say that I am thankful for my aunt Gladys choosing to come stay with us, a decision that will certainly only make our family more happy and healthy.
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Mary Worth prides herself on knowing how to give insightful advice to everyone she knows. Like, "hey, maybe you should tell your husband that while he was at a teaching conference you adopted an invasive species."
But she also knows when to get the fuck out of dodge before a marriage explodes.
But she also knows when to get the fuck out of dodge before a marriage explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Mary Worth prides herself on knowing how to give insightful advice to everyone she knows. Like, "hey, maybe you should tell your husband that while he was at a teaching conference you adopted an invasive species."
But she also knows when to get the fuck out of dodge before a marriage explodes.
But she also knows when to get the fuck out of dodge before a marriage explodes.
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Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
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The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
True Statement: Affleck is the second best Jack Ryan
I will die on the hill, and take as many of my attackers with me as I can, that Harrison Ford was a terrible, terribly cast Jack Ryan and that Patriot Games a is a terrible adaptation of the book and Clear and Present Danger is actually worse.
The Hunt is the only good Clancy movie.
The Hunt is the only good Clancy movie.
alec baldwin is a better actor than harrison ford send tweet
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
True Statement: Affleck is the second best Jack Ryan
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Beloved actor Richard Kind
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Beloved actor Richard Kind
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Hate weekend starts tomorrow. Get your football guide at defector for the games we’re watching for
defector.com/its-all-over...
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It's All Over But The Crowing Over The Corpse Of Your Rival | Defector
Welcome to the Defector College Football Watch Guide, where Israel Daramola and Ray Ratto will tell you which of the weekend’s college football games are worth giving a crap about. Israel: We finally ...
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November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hate weekend starts tomorrow. Get your football guide at defector for the games we’re watching for
defector.com/its-all-over...
defector.com/its-all-over...
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This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
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Our little hoarder! 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Our little hoarder! 🥹
Meal is eaten, dishes are done, IT’S CHRISTMAS MUSIC SEASON BITCHES
Calling On Mary
YouTube video by Aimee Mann - Topic
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Meal is eaten, dishes are done, IT’S CHRISTMAS MUSIC SEASON BITCHES
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I AM ONCE AGAIN INSISTING THAT HOCKEY MILITARY APPRECIATION JERSEYS BE ARCTIC CAMO.
Also, these just look terrible.
www.instagram.com/p/DRZ0TX1DWlI/
Also, these just look terrible.
www.instagram.com/p/DRZ0TX1DWlI/
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I AM ONCE AGAIN INSISTING THAT HOCKEY MILITARY APPRECIATION JERSEYS BE ARCTIC CAMO.
Also, these just look terrible.
www.instagram.com/p/DRZ0TX1DWlI/
Also, these just look terrible.
www.instagram.com/p/DRZ0TX1DWlI/