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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀

@beaucoupkevin.com

2.2K followers 330 following 19K posts

Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker. Be kind, be kind; be kind.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · Sep 26

Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 6h

I started reading the novel for the first time last night and I'm looking forward to the "but but but Kubrick..." thing my brain is going to do.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 9h

I was going to say: any dumb gamer would cut off their right arm to get her to pay attention to them.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 9h

(Domain Rating and Domain Authority are proprietary metrics created by two of the largest SEO software companies in order to give c-suite people something to obsess over. On the better SEO subreddits, posting about them get you a robot response reminding you that they are fake.)

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 9h

And if you are some SEO freelancer searching that term, or an offshore link farm offering to help me raise ours, I am going to block you.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 9h

"Our domain rating sucks."

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 11h

she should've had a conservative oil baron buy a house for her relatives, like Clarence Thomas did, apparently that's okey-dokey

Alan Miller @amiller78.bsky.social · 12h

Attorney General Letitia James of New York purchased a tiny, $137,000 home in Virginia for a grandniece, who said she lived there with her family and didn’t pay rent. Prosecutors say it is an impermissible investment property. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...

In the Eye of a Political Storm, a Tiny Yellow House in Norfolk, Va.

www.nytimes.com

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 11h

Trying to bring back an golden era with those guests at the desk and it failed? Eek.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 14h

THE SHINING 2025: Jack Torrance just posts through it.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 16h

a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a slight smirk on his face

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 16h

Some goths get so mad!

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 17h

What's a heretical pop culture belief you have that would throw its attendant scene into chaos?

Mine is "Joy Division is not goth. They are post-punk."

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

Very glad that you're alive enough for such a flattering self-portrait. Keep healing!

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

(Yes, both are true.)

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

Rewatched THE SHINING tonight with RK.

HER: What a fascinating look at how fragile traditional masculinity is, and how easily that veneer can be shattered to tragic effect.

ME: I think the scary hotel made him go crazypants.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

A perfectly adequate Swedish knockoff of THE HILLS HAVE EYES, with more nudity and a terrible band.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

Fetish for someone.

preternia @preternia.com · 1d

NECA Cartoon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Granny Bebop & Baby Rocksteady 2-pack is showing in stock at Target ($64.99) - bit.ly/4pWq3YW

#ad #TargetPartner

Circle Deal eligible: save $10 on $40, $20 on $75

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

Afternoon movie.

Vinegar Syndrome box art for BLOOD TRACKS (1985)

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

(Also the only time I've liked Diana using a sword!)

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

Read the first volumes of ABSOLUTE SUPERMAN and ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN today and while the first is good, hyper-competent DC comics, the second is just transcendent. A ground-up reimagining that only relies the tiniest bit on what came before, elegantly structured and executed.

The cover of Absolute Wonder Woman #2 - Diana taking on a horde of flying creatures with a massive sword.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

He just says lies and nobody in the press corps will dare call him out.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

"Wow! Investing in comic books is a truly unique idea and many people have made fortunes from the four-color medium! My recommendations as of today are: Amazing Spider-Man #315 - the second appearance of Venom; Fantastic Four 132 - a great Thing/Hulk fight; all the copies of DEATHMATE you can find."

Mike Sterling, Comics Guy @mikester.bsky.social · 2d

no, please don't use ChatGPT to tell you which comics to invest in

and please don't ask ME that

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

Was really hoping to wake up to news that he'd died from a heart attack in the night after the Nobel Peace Prize was won by a Latina.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 2d

We found that it works great on thawed baguettes from the warehouse club. We are holding off on ordering more. Fucking deadly.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 2d

"all of them"

Then make them bust out a calculator to figure percentages.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 2d

Lyndsay, do you know about the Kewpie garlic toast spread? It's evil. We love it.

KEWPIE Garlic Toast Spread 100 g

Top choice for Asian groceries.

www.sayweee.com

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