Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker.
Be kind, be kind; be kind.
Be kind, be kind; be kind.
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Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
· Sep 26
Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.
Seeing all the olds cropping up on the Underworld subreddit freaking out that they heard that that Pink Panthress track that samples them in the Macy's parade.
a cartoon of beavis from beavis and butthead with the words settle down above him
ALT: a cartoon of beavis from beavis and butthead with the words settle down above him
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Seeing all the olds cropping up on the Underworld subreddit freaking out that they heard that that Pink Panthress track that samples them in the Macy's parade.
Reposted by Kevin Church
Seeing the Chargeman Ken character sheets makes me laugh uncontrollably. They're so high quality it feels like they're fake. Those animators had no idea what they were getting themselves into.
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Seeing the Chargeman Ken character sheets makes me laugh uncontrollably. They're so high quality it feels like they're fake. Those animators had no idea what they were getting themselves into.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Robyn
Pet Shop Boys
Underworld
Pet Shop Boys
Depeche Mode
I'm a dork
Robyn
Pet Shop Boys
Underworld
Pet Shop Boys
Depeche Mode
I'm a dork
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
They Might Be Giants
Spinal Tap
Tom Jones
The Spice Girls
The Pointer Sisters
They Might Be Giants
Spinal Tap
Tom Jones
The Spice Girls
The Pointer Sisters
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Red Hot Chili Peppers
No Doubt
The Yoshida Brothers
Paco de Lucia
Distant World: Music from Final Fantasy
Red Hot Chili Peppers
No Doubt
The Yoshida Brothers
Paco de Lucia
Distant World: Music from Final Fantasy
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Robyn
Pet Shop Boys
Underworld
Pet Shop Boys
Depeche Mode
I'm a dork
Robyn
Pet Shop Boys
Underworld
Pet Shop Boys
Depeche Mode
I'm a dork
Pairing @patrickhwillems.bsky.social 's new short with SPIDER-MAN 2, just as the gods intended.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Pairing @patrickhwillems.bsky.social 's new short with SPIDER-MAN 2, just as the gods intended.
Being a beer pervert with Kirin in a PBR coozie.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Being a beer pervert with Kirin in a PBR coozie.
This was when the edible kicked in for me, BTW.
Let's see if you can win Guess Which Actress My MIL Was Thinking Of. She...
1. Is married to that guy
2. Was on a TV show, with police
3. Is disorganized
4. Blonde? Maybe?
5. Carried a big bag.
6. Her husband reminded the MIL of someone like Kevin Spacey or Keanu Reeves (pronounced "canoe," FYI).
1. Is married to that guy
2. Was on a TV show, with police
3. Is disorganized
4. Blonde? Maybe?
5. Carried a big bag.
6. Her husband reminded the MIL of someone like Kevin Spacey or Keanu Reeves (pronounced "canoe," FYI).
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This was when the edible kicked in for me, BTW.
Both of us declaring that the fix was in when the shih tzu won the toy division.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Both of us declaring that the fix was in when the shih tzu won the toy division.
Is there a German word for the profound, soul-crushing depression one feels upon seeing Lil Jon lip-sync a kid friendly version of "Turn Down For What?" while on the Toys R Us float at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Is there a German word for the profound, soul-crushing depression one feels upon seeing Lil Jon lip-sync a kid friendly version of "Turn Down For What?" while on the Toys R Us float at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Put the wings and leg quarters on the smoker, put the maple butter breasts into the sous vide and NOW TO NOT TOUCH A GODDAMN THING FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS, my real favorite cooking technique.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Put the wings and leg quarters on the smoker, put the maple butter breasts into the sous vide and NOW TO NOT TOUCH A GODDAMN THING FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS, my real favorite cooking technique.
Reposted by Kevin Church
Hence this famous line
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hence this famous line
Now watching.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Now watching.
I was like 'This has to be AI!' but the comments show the full provenance of this photo so you, like me, can want to kick the universe right in its big ol' balls.
Hey so apparently Vincent Price really wanted to marry Anna May Wong but couldn’t because of miscegenation laws
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I was like 'This has to be AI!' but the comments show the full provenance of this photo so you, like me, can want to kick the universe right in its big ol' balls.
Reposted by Kevin Church
On September 29, 1968 #JohnCale was kicked out of the #VelvetUnderground, after #LouReed issued an ultimatum.
Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored.
#CoveringHistory
Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored.
#CoveringHistory
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
On September 29, 1968 #JohnCale was kicked out of the #VelvetUnderground, after #LouReed issued an ultimatum.
Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored.
#CoveringHistory
Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored.
#CoveringHistory
How is there not a Transformers cart racer?
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How is there not a Transformers cart racer?
Reposted by Kevin Church
Cowards won't name it 2zopia.
August 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Cowards won't name it 2zopia.
Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
Finn WolfGO HAAAAAARD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
“Watch the ‘Stranger Things’ Cast Recap Every Previous Season With a One-Minute Rap” I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN THE DIP FROM WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Finn WolfGO HAAAAAARD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
About to show my wife a dose of Pure Mamet.
(Please do not lecture me about David Mamet; I am very aware of just how terrible he is as a political thinker. He still created some of the best dramatic scripts that we've seen.)
(Please do not lecture me about David Mamet; I am very aware of just how terrible he is as a political thinker. He still created some of the best dramatic scripts that we've seen.)
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
About to show my wife a dose of Pure Mamet.
(Please do not lecture me about David Mamet; I am very aware of just how terrible he is as a political thinker. He still created some of the best dramatic scripts that we've seen.)
(Please do not lecture me about David Mamet; I am very aware of just how terrible he is as a political thinker. He still created some of the best dramatic scripts that we've seen.)
I was busy rearranging my blu-rays today so I totally missed just how fucking weird POTUS got today.
Trump's Weird Turkey Pardon Speech; Comey & James Cases Tossed; MTG Resigns: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I was busy rearranging my blu-rays today so I totally missed just how fucking weird POTUS got today.
Watching that Hobie Doyle biopic.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Watching that Hobie Doyle biopic.
I don't know if I can recommend Nakamura's CULT X — there's some stuff near the end that made me really uncomfortable, and that was after multiple scenes involving orgies and sexual assault (simultaneously) — but it's a hell of an epic. Not quite a mystery, kind of a thriller, utterly Japanese.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I don't know if I can recommend Nakamura's CULT X — there's some stuff near the end that made me really uncomfortable, and that was after multiple scenes involving orgies and sexual assault (simultaneously) — but it's a hell of an epic. Not quite a mystery, kind of a thriller, utterly Japanese.
I've got no lore besides the time I got kicked out of an early Crystal Method show for pointing out they hadn't plugged their audio outputs into anything.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I've got no lore besides the time I got kicked out of an early Crystal Method show for pointing out they hadn't plugged their audio outputs into anything.