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Panels from #comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · May 6
Robin stands with a chalkboard behind him, pointing with a piece of chalk what he’s written on the board. He’s written the name Wendy, and he has drawn a rectangle around a word within the name. As he looks forward, he says to anyone off panel, “See? WENDY is an unusual name because the END comes in the MIDDLE!“
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#HalJordanRuinsEverything
A hand with a yellow bullet is held out to what is clearly a certain Green Lantern uniform. The person attached to the hand says, "Yellow...." Green Lantern Hal Jordan says, "No wonder he broke through my shield.”
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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The Flash, Wally West, is running towards us at a high speed, and demonstrated by the multiple colors around him. He thinks, "What is...some sort of translucent line across the...I'm moving too fast!"
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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From Absolute Superman. "Agent Lane's private notes: He smelled like oak barrels full of burgundy. Stored for a thousand years in a musty basement. He smelled AMAZING."  Superman, getting up off the ground looks up and says, "Thank you."
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Thank you, Sal Buscema for all the years of joy you brought. Thank you for all the punches the bad guys richly deserved.
In a panel drawn by the late Sal Buscema, Captain America punches a man in a black suit and tie so hard that the man has been knocked airborne and upside down, his eyes, wincing in pain while his mouth is wide open in a silent scream. Captain America says, “I’m CAPTAIN AMERICA!” Sound effect: “POW.”
January 27, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Outside in an apparent parking lot. Left to right: a middle aged overweight man in a jacket and tie. Late 70s/early 80s Jennifer Walters and a deeply annoyed, smarmy man in a white turtleneck and jacket. He says to the other two, "Ya know why you'll lose? You're a woman! And no man in his right mind listens to any woman!" Fuck this guy.
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Kind of a psychedelic panel. A man in a turban is front lit green. He's concentrating. "...I must TUNE myself. Now...an IMAGE forms. A river BELOW. No...a SEWER! It is ENOUGH."
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Spider-Man shoots his web in a curve and says, "Because you're ruining my digestion. You see, a person should rest for an hour after he eats. You'd better hope I don't get heartburn!"
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Three teens stand side by side by side, eating. First kid says, "Wow! HOSTESS FRUIT PIES! Mine's APPLE! LIGHT TENDER CRUST." Middle one says, "REAL FRUIT FILLING. This one's CHERRY." The third: "HOSTESS FRUIT PIES are almost as much fun as being rescued by Green Arrow."
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Two men drive a car though a massive smoky fire. Nick Fury says, "HEY! What gives?? We coasted right thru that wall of flame like nothin's going on!!" Unidentified person says, "Naturally, Colonel! This particular vehicle is constructed from precisely the same metals and alloys used in the outer hull of SPACE CAPSULES!"
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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An old man are is draped in a hooded monk-like robe with furs and maybe a fire behind him on the far right of the panel. Chin down and eyes looking up weary and maybe menacing as he says, "Before I grew so old, I should have grown wise, for now the eons rest heavy."
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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A quote from, I believe, a modern Hulk comic: "When somebody understands, it's the best thing for making that world less frightening."
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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#MondayMorning
Ms. Tree lies on the couch in a red dress with one arm over her eyes. She thinks, “After I said my morning devotions at the porcelain altar, I stretched out for a quick nap. That would revitalize me.“
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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Moon Knight stands on a high rise looking across the street. Over radio communication, "I saw it on Sixty Minutes Forgot to tell you." "Must have been watching DISNEY that night, Frenchie," replies Moon Knight.
October 20, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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I...Vampire, Andrew Bennett is seen from right profile. Wide eyed, frantic looking to the right off panel and says, "...for FOOD! For REAL FOOD!" He then narrates, "I could feel all my normal bodily functions, dormant for so long, reawakening!"
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Batman is seen almost head to toe. His arms are crossed high above is chest and his body is enveloped in his cape as he stands in shadow. Off panel, someone says, "...and STOP bothering Batman." and a child says "Awww dad!"
January 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Batgirl, Cassandra Cain walks through a room of people with their heads bowed following her mother, Lady Shiva. Batgirl says, "These...our ALLIES? They WORSHIP you." Shiva replies, "No. They worship what I AM. And there is no DEVOTION mightier than allegiance to an IDEAL."
January 25, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Firestorm in his elemental phase is seen in ultra close up of his face looking sadly to the right of the panel. Narration: "He is the FIRE ELEMENTAL. He was raised BY this planet to protect--to CLENSE--this planet. What good does it do to clean the air when it will just be choked with filth AGAIN?"
January 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Indoors. Mr. Slate and Fred Flintsone look forward towards us, dumbfounded. Slate says, "What in silk panties was that?!" Fred just has a word balloon over his head with punctuation, "?!" and behind them two women are smiling and jumping for joy. One of them yells, "WE WIN! WE WIN!"
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Screenshot from a Superfriends cartoon of Superman seen only from head and shoulders inside the Hall of Justice, resting his left cheek on his closed hand. Eyebrows raised as if he's bored or mystified.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Silver Age Captain America somersaults to safety atop a steel girder and says to someone, or himself - it is the Silver Age afterall: "NOW, with my hands free, for balance...and, a chance to SOMERSAULT to safety...I'm back in the FIGHT again!"
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Black Widow backhands a man in the face as she says, "There's nothing so ONLY about being female, fellas. You ought to TRY it sometime,"
January 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
A beautiful red headed woman is talking on an old-fashioned telephone – and by old-fashioned I mean a landline from the 1970s – she side eyes to the right side of the panel as she says to whomever she’s speaking with, “No, NO! – – You don’t understand! I DIDN’T order it! It came by ITSELF – – LITERALLY!“
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Narrow vertical panel of Mary Jane Watson seen head to almost knee from behind as she apparently looks towards a window so we can look at her impossibly tight waist and great ass. She thinks, "He doesn't care for the idea of his WIFE doing NUDE SCENES in a big budget picture. STILL, it would be a TREMENDOUS BREAK for me to do this movie. And I WANT to do it."
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Tony Stark stands with his left side to a window. It appears to be raining outside. He has his fingers of his left hand on his forehead the only eye we can see, his right, is also looking to the right. Someone thinks or narrates: "Hey, you shouldn't be here."
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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#DamnLettersToTheEditor
"Dear Airboy Airmail, Dr. Pepper? Boy, AIRBOY is no run of the mill comic. No offense to DC, but the first three issues of AIRBOY have had more action than all of CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS! But Dr. Pepper?"
January 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM