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Panels from #comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · May 6
Robin stands with a chalkboard behind him, pointing with a piece of chalk what he’s written on the board. He’s written the name Wendy, and he has drawn a rectangle around a word within the name. As he looks forward, he says to anyone off panel, “See? WENDY is an unusual name because the END comes in the MIDDLE!“
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A short cropped, blonde haired, blue eyed man faces us. He’s wearing a white collared shirt under an orange sweater. He says, “Yes…yes, we have. And you have, too. But a lot of people haven’t done well at all!“
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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What is wrong with you two?!
The Wonder Twins. Zan is a disembodied yellow head transforming into something else useless. Jayna is already a fucking peacock and transforming into another animal. Zan says, “Shape of a highly polished ICE BEING!“ Jayna, the peacock, says, “Form of a GIANT FIREFLY!“
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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View of Batman face first as he falls straight down from his bat rope from the top of the Daily Planet. Someone -probably Superman- narrates, “Can you imagine what it’s like to have your heart CARVED OUT by tragedy…forever, wondering if all that can fill the emptiness is VENGEANCE?“
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Seen from overhead in the distance six people are walking towards the back entrance of Xavier‘s School for Gifted Youngsters. A beautiful clouded sky overhead. One of them says, “I knew you’d save the day.“
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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The Beast, Hank McCoy, in his blue furred Avengers era is hanging upside down, face-to-face with Dazzler. Between them, a large rat walks across a pole. As they kiss, Hank manages to say, “No, but that’s not important now. We’ve got to take control – – fight against the tides. We’re heroes, aren’t we? We can still…mmmmmmmmm…force that old bull fate to…mmmmmmmm.”
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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From right to left, Animal Man looks off panel to the right and asks, “What the hell‘s THAT?“ The man in the middle asks, “What’s happening? Can’t you DO something?” And on the far left is a tall yellow alien who holds a palm up in almost a stop gesture and replies, “It would INTERFERE with the STORY.“
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Close-up of Jack of Hearts and She Hulk as they face each other in bed. “I’d like you to stay, too,” she says. “The etiquette is – – we can do anything we want, as long as we both want it.“
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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The God Hermes stands with his head cast downward. He holds his caduceus staff and says, “Ungrateful rabble. I came to restore their city and they cheered the lionmaned lunatic. They choose a FOOL over ME.“
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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#MondayMorning
We see a busy New York St. With a “KRAASH!” sound effect, an unknown person is knocked through the wall of a building on the left side of the panel across the street and behind a fenced in area, landing with a ‘KRUMPP!’ sound effect. Whoever hit the person says, “Open wide and say ‘AAAAARGH, sucker!” And an unknown person narrates, “Can you believe it, Doc? I only DREAMT I woke up! I was still in my NIGHTMARE!“
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Dracula stands behind a woman and puts his left hand on her shoulder as she turns to look at him. He says, “you seek to CODDLE children, my dear? Is not a man of MY stature more your liking?“ The woman replies, “Vlad?!? But I thought – –?“
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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All-Star Squadron members Johnny Quick and Liberty Belle are in mid air floating on a green cloud. They are awkwardly posed, and I don’t quite know how to describe it to capture it. Liberty Belle says, “Yes I do! There are good people around….” Johnny quick says, “Sure – – but they’re all STAYING HOME! That’s how a crud had like HITLER took over Germany!” She replies, “I WON’T believe that, Johnny – – not till I’m forced to. There are TWO MANY good people around for that kind of thing to happen HERE.“ “Oh, YEAH,” Johnny asks.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Close up of an overweight man in a black suit in a red tie. He’s standing in the rain and looking up in fear. Narration: “This is Stanley Swartzberg. Stanley is not a happy man…but that doesn’t really matter, because poor Stan is going to be dead by the next page.“
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Golden age panel. A frustrated Lois Lane steps out of a phone booth and asks, “How does he do it? How does he get his information so quickly I can think of only one answer – – mental telepathy!!“ And in the lower right corner, it says, “THE END.“
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Head and shoulder image of what appears to be a man in a green army shirt. His hair is a mess. He looks rough. Scratches and cuts on his face, dark circles under his eyes. He looks at someone off panel and says, “STAND DOWN? We have stood down for far too long. I would rather see all of Libue reduced to ash than stand down another day. It is time YOU stand down.“
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Golden age panel. Batman and Robin are in an office and Batman is looking at a document pulled from an open file cabinet drawer. He looks over his left shoulder to Robin who is starting to walk away from him. Narration: “Meanwhile – – Batman and Robin scour their file for a possible clue to the missing murderers.” Batman says, “Nothing here – – nothing! For heaven sake, get some music on the radio to ease my aching brains!“ Robin cheerfully replies, “OK!“
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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1950s panel in which a gray haired man in a green sportcoat and blue bowtie is pointing an arm towards the door and yelling at a beautiful red haired woman. “OUT! You’re FIRED! I can’t STAND SKINNY GIRLS!“ In the lower right corner sets at a desk, a man in a checkered coat and black tie and glasses. He’s on the phone saying “Hello, Hanover? Better send MILLIE THE MODEL right over! It’s an emergency!“
January 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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In front of a empty white background, Rocket Raccoon is seen at the bottom of the panel his eyes looking to his upper right as he carries a book under one arm and says, “There may soon be a WAR on to interfere with their ENTERTAINMENT!“
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Close-up of the right profile of 1970s era, Dr. Fate staring to the right of the panel as he stands in a park in the middle of the city. He says, “I HEAR its laugh…FEEL it’s grasp…and. STILL, it alludes me!“
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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From a letter's page, a comic panel has a large red "REJECT" stamp on it. Above, it says,  "Editor's Note: Once again, we have a "rejected" panel for your amusement. Letterer Patrick Williams likes to keep me on my toes by adding bizarre little word balloons to some panels, and I thought you might get a kick out of them, too. We print them with the kind permission of The Green Hornet, Inc. Enjoy." "A panel from TALES OF THE GREEN HORNET that almost slipped by:" Description: In a living room, bookshelf and framed pictures and table/lamp and curtains in background, a smiling Kato with happy Britt's arm around his shoulder says, "I, too, want to be useful...Britt. Perhaps you will allow me to go slumming with you." "I think you can do a lot better than that, Kato! NOT!" CAPTION: Special thanks to The Green Hornet, Inc. and to James Van Hise for being such good sports." 
January 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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His back to the reader, one arm raised at a 90 degree angle, the fingers on his hand are spread as Mister Fantastic looks up at bubbles in which are windows to live battles. "CLEVER," he says, "A quadrillion crises across as many galaxies. An endless string of 'events' meant to overwhelm and fatigue us. And ALMOST all of them are smokescreens."
May 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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#DamnLettersToTheEditor
“Dear Marvel, ‘My Uncle/My Enemy’ was absolutely great. Gotta hand it to you guys, you keep coming up with plots that keep us readers in suspense. But one problem. In the footnote on page 14, panel one, you stated that Gwen died in SPIDER MAN number 221. If my computations are correct, that will be October 1981.“
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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1950s comic book advertisement. Headline: “Everybody’s looking for the NEW TOOTSIE ROLL ice cream bar.“ We see a group of wide eyed children, staring at a large Tootsie Roll ice cream bar on the far right of the panel. The slogan at the bottom is, “Best lick on a stick.“
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Very close-up image of Clark Kent‘s face we see his eyes and eyebrows and his glasses and his nose. Narration: “In an apartment at the center of one of the largest and densest colonies of humans on the planet….“ Clark thinks, “Everything is part of everything else….“ Narration: “… a remarkable mind pours over the statistical detritus of humankind to unearth remarkable facts – –“
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Aqualad is in the background swimming towards Aquagirl who looks over her shoulder at him with a smile. Narration: “It was as a young ‘lad’ of 15 that Garth met TULA, an Atlantean princess, who herself had taken on the heroic signature AQUAGIRL. Aquaman, Aqualad, AND Aquagirl – – it’s enough to CHOKE you if you let it.“
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Hawkwoman is seen in shadow in the foreground talking to two police officers who are holding their hands over their mouths in a snicker. She says, “It’s an old trick I picked up in the academy back on Thanagar. Give them something OBVIOUS to take away and they don’t notice what you’re REALLY trying to get away with.“
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM