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Robin Kimball

@robinkimball.bsky.social

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Middle school science and health teacher in Southern NM; PG-13 vocabulary. Cooking, movies, dogs, eyebrows, and bodily autonomy. Make no machine in the likeness of a human mind.

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · Oct 22

I owe Aldo Raine a debt.

a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a building and says `` and i want my scalps '' .

Alt: In GIF form, Aldo Raine tells the Inglorious Basterds that they each owe him 100 Nazi scalps, "and I want my scalps."

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 5h

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 6h

Nnnnn. That's something, isn't it. I'm pointed squarely at Getting Older and this is something to think about.

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 1d

Snark alert.

I mean, feminism offered a few paths and models to help men escape the sucking, lonely, self-depriving and self-reinforcing pit that some visions of masculinity become, but like, they didn't want our help because we were girls, so you might as well try marketing, sure.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

Maureen Dowd asks: Can “cool male friendship ads” — Zach Braff and Donald Faison pushing T-Mobile, Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson selling Salesforce, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro for Moncler — serve as positive examples amid an epidemic of male loneliness?

Opinion | Bros Need Some Bros

Commercial camaraderie underscores how it’s lacking in real life.

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 1d

That's just such a dominating move.

Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 1d

We just watched this and I think it raises the stakes. Cackling with laughter, flopping free.

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 1d

Almost nothing to me is better than regionally accented languages. I have recently been into "diff-ernt."

Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 1d

It's a good idea, and I standby.

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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 3d

This is it. We know exactly how to fix the climate crisis. We have all the technology and we know what actions we need to take. What people are hoping for is a technology that will fix everything without us having to change anything at all, and that's a fantasy. We have to do the work.

Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 4d

The most insanely frustrating thing about the #ClimateCrisis is how the breakthrough we so clearly need isn’t technological. It’s just a collective willingness, a determination even, to change in ways that would clearly be SO MUCH BETTER than the clear and obvious consequences of NOT changing.

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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 1d

Making children afraid and ready, even eager, to obey, to conform, to make themselves invisible or pledge their allegiance is one key to consolidating their authoritarianism.

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 1d

SHRIEKING in middle school teacher

Ryan J Hollister @phaneritic.bsky.social · 1d

My magnum opus (for this year at least)

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Critical Nostalgia @highway62.bsky.social · 1d

House (1977, dir. Obayashi)

Boo-ly, Li'l Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 13d

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM DEVIL CAT

Jubilee, the white and black cat, lies in her bed and makes a funny face while yawning, with her tongue and teeth showing and her eyes open.

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 2d

Image is classic universal wolfman and Frankenstein. Wolfman: knock knock
Frankenstein: who's there?
Wolfman: ahhh!
Frankenstein: ahh who?
Wolfman: WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2d

I think every time someone pitches this article, which we have seen in one form or another for as long as class has existed, they should get a fastball from a pitching machine right to the groin

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

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Why are young people spending so much money?

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 2d

IT MUSSSSSST

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 2d

Daily bunny no.3124 offers you a balloon

A bunny on a gray, rainy day looks down a storm drain, where a clown bunny with a red nose and ears looks out at him from below. It is a bunny Pennywise, from the Stephen King novel, and it offers the other bunny a red balloon through the grate on the drain

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 2d

Oh lordy I am jealous of this. That's a GREAT sticker.

Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 2d

New Yorkers vote today if you haven’t and you get this

Halloween voter 2025 sticker with a pigeon wearing a witches hat and holding a pumpkin lantern with bats and a witch in the background

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 2d

I am excited to hear about alternative versions!

Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 2d

3 TB toasted sesame seeds, roughly ground, 2 TB soy sauce, 1 TB sugar, pinch of white pepper, 1-ish TB sesame oil. Mix in a bowl. Add a pound of thawed, thoroughly squeezed out (& de-packed...) frozen spinach. Mix and eat. (Sauce also genius on a head of roasted cauliflower.)

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 3d

Yesterday I finally remembered I could mute his last name.

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 3d

Cm'ere lil mama lemme EXCEED MACH 10 in ya ear

Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck off with this AI. The world is enough.

Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 3d

Please gawd yes.

Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 4d

Goes great on my fully EMP-proof vehicle.

Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 4d

@keithpille.bsky.social *very Charli xcx voice* braaaat

A bumper sticker on the back window of a truckette reads BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW.

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Robin Kimball @robinkimball.bsky.social · 4d

I got 8/16 by starting by marking all the men "Trump," because misogyny.