Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker.
Be kind, be kind; be kind.
Be kind, be kind; be kind.
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Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
· Sep 26
Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.
Now watching.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Now watching.
I was like 'This has to be AI!' but the comments show the full provenance of this photo so you, like me, can want to kick the universe right in its big ol' balls.
Hey so apparently Vincent Price really wanted to marry Anna May Wong but couldn’t because of miscegenation laws
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I was like 'This has to be AI!' but the comments show the full provenance of this photo so you, like me, can want to kick the universe right in its big ol' balls.
Reposted by Kevin Church
On September 29, 1968 #JohnCale was kicked out of the #VelvetUnderground, after #LouReed issued an ultimatum.
Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored.
#CoveringHistory
Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored.
#CoveringHistory
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
On September 29, 1968 #JohnCale was kicked out of the #VelvetUnderground, after #LouReed issued an ultimatum.
Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored.
#CoveringHistory
Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored.
#CoveringHistory
How is there not a Transformers cart racer?
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How is there not a Transformers cart racer?
Reposted by Kevin Church
Cowards won't name it 2zopia.
August 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Cowards won't name it 2zopia.
Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
Finn WolfGO HAAAAAARD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
“Watch the ‘Stranger Things’ Cast Recap Every Previous Season With a One-Minute Rap” I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN THE DIP FROM WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Finn WolfGO HAAAAAARD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
About to show my wife a dose of Pure Mamet.
(Please do not lecture me about David Mamet; I am very aware of just how terrible he is as a political thinker. He still created some of the best dramatic scripts that we've seen.)
(Please do not lecture me about David Mamet; I am very aware of just how terrible he is as a political thinker. He still created some of the best dramatic scripts that we've seen.)
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
About to show my wife a dose of Pure Mamet.
(Please do not lecture me about David Mamet; I am very aware of just how terrible he is as a political thinker. He still created some of the best dramatic scripts that we've seen.)
(Please do not lecture me about David Mamet; I am very aware of just how terrible he is as a political thinker. He still created some of the best dramatic scripts that we've seen.)
I was busy rearranging my blu-rays today so I totally missed just how fucking weird POTUS got today.
Trump's Weird Turkey Pardon Speech; Comey & James Cases Tossed; MTG Resigns: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I was busy rearranging my blu-rays today so I totally missed just how fucking weird POTUS got today.
Watching that Hobie Doyle biopic.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Watching that Hobie Doyle biopic.
I don't know if I can recommend Nakamura's CULT X — there's some stuff near the end that made me really uncomfortable, and that was after multiple scenes involving orgies and sexual assault (simultaneously) — but it's a hell of an epic. Not quite a mystery, kind of a thriller, utterly Japanese.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I don't know if I can recommend Nakamura's CULT X — there's some stuff near the end that made me really uncomfortable, and that was after multiple scenes involving orgies and sexual assault (simultaneously) — but it's a hell of an epic. Not quite a mystery, kind of a thriller, utterly Japanese.
I've got no lore besides the time I got kicked out of an early Crystal Method show for pointing out they hadn't plugged their audio outputs into anything.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I've got no lore besides the time I got kicked out of an early Crystal Method show for pointing out they hadn't plugged their audio outputs into anything.
This is why he's a hero, and I say that as a dog lover.
Foghorn Leghorn is totally cool with endangering the lives of baby chicks in service of fucking with that dog
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is why he's a hero, and I say that as a dog lover.
We were a SOCIETY.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
We were a SOCIETY.
I fucking loathe Hewlett Packard and what they have fucking done to the concept of a basic fucking ass printer-scanner that just fucking works.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I fucking loathe Hewlett Packard and what they have fucking done to the concept of a basic fucking ass printer-scanner that just fucking works.
Our representative in Congress signed the moronic resolution "decrying the horrors of Socialism."
I'm about to call his office; here's what I'm going to say.
I'm about to call his office; here's what I'm going to say.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Our representative in Congress signed the moronic resolution "decrying the horrors of Socialism."
I'm about to call his office; here's what I'm going to say.
I'm about to call his office; here's what I'm going to say.
What is the best prompt post you've ever seen?
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What is the best prompt post you've ever seen?
Reposted by Kevin Church
Don't use Grok for vulgar roasts! Hire weird-looking underemployed posters to hide in the bushes and feed you insults like Cyrano de Bergerac.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Don't use Grok for vulgar roasts! Hire weird-looking underemployed posters to hide in the bushes and feed you insults like Cyrano de Bergerac.
1. What a pitiful, stupid man he is.
2. If you ask Grok to roast Elon, will it have a meltdown like the M-5 did in "The Ultimate Computer?"
2. If you ask Grok to roast Elon, will it have a meltdown like the M-5 did in "The Ultimate Computer?"
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
1. What a pitiful, stupid man he is.
2. If you ask Grok to roast Elon, will it have a meltdown like the M-5 did in "The Ultimate Computer?"
2. If you ask Grok to roast Elon, will it have a meltdown like the M-5 did in "The Ultimate Computer?"
Five minutes in and I'm in love.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Five minutes in and I'm in love.
I need warp speed now, Charlie Brown.
Ah, you think darkness is your ally, Charlie Brown?
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I need warp speed now, Charlie Brown.
UPDATE: despite everything you've heard, you CAN make kalbi at home.
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
UPDATE: despite everything you've heard, you CAN make kalbi at home.