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For September's second bonus strip, we have WALKY so that both this and last month's second bonus strips are about pooping. Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/second...

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Booster knocks on the door to their dorm's half-bath and says "Hey, Walky, you OKAY in there?  Do I need to send in the Coast Guard?
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
anyway i have some bad news for some of you
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by the time duros got to earth, he'd started dyeing his beard
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at least i'm only plagiarizing myself
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tfwiki.net/mediawiki/in...

and it looks like i'm the one who wrote it

19 years ago

it was literally the first thing in his fiction section
Duros - Transformers Wiki
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oh i see, that's the tfwiki caption

makes sense
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this is why i have a year-long buffer

well, tennish months these days
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very upset now because i realized the better joke was "it's the least i can WEAR to defend my planet"
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"unless it's wearing pants!"
Gort and Duros, both pantsless, agree to defend their planet by taking elective cyborg surgery
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it's true, tarkin is not a giving lover
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sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
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there's GOTTA be a better way to travel into space

like, what if you used that spaceship right there, for space travel
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
the marvel comics don't talk enough about how all the headmasters are essentially all darth vaders
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i'm pretty sure stylor just dresses 100% like lando calrissian
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oh i see why duros was into this, he was able to become even more naked
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duros: stylor can't fight, he's like gay or something!
galen: duros, you're not wearing pants
duros: and is it stylish? no!!!! my point stands
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I've taken my temperature and it's normal, but I sure FEEL feverish, so can I eat all this bread
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I grew up with it so I have never known happiness
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that's how i got it done the first time, years ago, and they are actually very complicated
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I found my Batman tie.

It's untied.

This is bad news.

I have to learn how to retie it.