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Cara N. Delaney 💖💜💙
@caradelaney.bsky.social
Bisexual gremlin. Author of queer romance, sci-fi, fantasy, horror. She/they.

OF POTIONS AND HONEY out now! 👉books2read.com/potions-and-honey

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OUT TODAY!

Join Mira as she takes over her late uncle's potion shop and tries to build a life, friendships, and perhaps more in cosy Emberglen in OF POTIONS AND HONEY! Get it on Amazon, in Kindle Unlimited, and wherever you buy paperbacks!

books2read.com/potions-and-...

🌈📚💙 #sapphfic #romantasy
My apologies to anyone who happened to buy an OF POTIONS AND HONEY paperback so far. The embarrassing typos have been corrected, however, you will be enjoying the special first edition that still has them 🫣
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I hope that on this #GivingTuesday you might consider a donation to my fundraiser for our local shelter. They don't just adopt out animals - they run a low-cost vet and spay/neuter clinic, offer emergency pet housing for domestic violence victims, and so much more. givebutter.com/n5l31M
Molly's Holiday Fundraiser 2025
Make Winter Merry and Bright in Honor of Fergus
givebutter.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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When you join a polycule and then later realize all the original people who were part of it when you joined are now gone, call that a relationship of Theseus.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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it’s tiiiiime 🎄
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Thank you!

I'd love for everyone to know I just released the last book in The Tipping World.
I wrote an entire 9-book epic because Jedi are whack. Tell me that didn't make you snort-laugh.

books2read.com/PathofEndles...
mcburnell.itch.io/a-path-of-en...
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Idk how to explain this, but on god, the most banal admin tasks are the things that are the most exhausting by a country mile about this whole writing thing 😭

It does NOT help that the state library currently has no functioning website for registering a publication. Since at least mid-2024. Bruh 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They were never meant to be, but then, they weren't even supposed to survive...

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#romantasy #sapphfic 🌈📚💙 - 🧡🦄📚
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Once again in the trenches researching shit that literally nobody cares about 😂

Except for the like three people who do. I'm doing this for you, my cherished pedants! 🧡
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Me: "I'll just play this final mission real quick before I start work."

Dear reader, the mission took an hour and a half.

There were three boss fights.

There was platforming.

I already played this once. How tf did I forget 😭
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I haven't been reading much this past month, so this one's a little less yappy than usual. I still come with two short and sweet reads for your consideration :>

🖊️📚💻
Currently Reading – December 2025
In Currently Reading, I chat about the books I’m in the middle of reading right now. This time: a haunted house and… Hobbits?
caradelaney.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have an inkling they *might* not get back to you about this... 🤔
got a Kindle Translate Beta survey, despite having told them to fuck off with their AI translation programme, so being a helpful soul, I filled it in.

Would I be interested in answering more of their questions on the subject? Mate, I would be *delighted*.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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OUT TODAY!

Join Mira as she takes over her late uncle's potion shop and tries to build a life, friendships, and perhaps more in cosy Emberglen in OF POTIONS AND HONEY! Get it on Amazon, in Kindle Unlimited, and wherever you buy paperbacks!

books2read.com/potions-and-...

🌈📚💙 #sapphfic #romantasy
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox.

Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.

Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:

membership.theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Okay, so instead of doing the "boring" tasks that AI is supposed to automate (while eliminating lower-skilled positions and thus saving money), we now have highly skilled (and well-paid) employees doing the boring task of fact-checking the AI output (instead of their actual job).

Makes sense /s
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If Drifter could stay out of trouble for FIVE FREAKING MINUTES, that'd be grand, thanks!

Also if this dude fails to evade Eris at any point he's toast, and I am very much here for that 👀
Forge uneasy alliances, take on high-risk assignments, and build your notoriety in the next chapter of the Fate saga.

Destiny 2: Renegades // December 2, 2025.

youtu.be/esFPGaptCdg
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I haven't been reading much this past month, so this one's a little less yappy than usual. I still come with two short and sweet reads for your consideration :>

🖊️📚💻
Currently Reading – December 2025
In Currently Reading, I chat about the books I’m in the middle of reading right now. This time: a haunted house and… Hobbits?
caradelaney.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
MFW I'm 100% sure that I paid this invoice, but the money hasn't left my account yet, so now I get to bother my bank about it. Like. Did this transfer just get eaten. Where is it. What happened.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Damn, okay, you got me with the biangle.
Warrior Princess Assassin is actually 3 people.
And it's a biangle.
Like a love triangle but everyone is bi and loves each other.

@brigidkemmerer.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Ohhh, there we go! 300 sales this year, AND the holiday season is still ahead of us!

Thank you, all you lovely readers, for taking a chance on this indie author 🧡
Hm.

Apparently with three more sales in November, this could both be my best sales month to date, and a brand new, shiny milestone for sales figures overall.

Anyway, if you have a hankering for romantic fantasy, ladies kissing each other, and sassy cats, come take a peek?

🌈📚💙 #sapphfic #romantasy
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November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Stealing an entire year of your children's education should be some sort of crime.

But also this? Doesn't sound like it was a classic government contract. You decide to go all-in on this "investment" for hypothetical profit, you suffer the consequences. That's the risk of doing business ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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This is Jack for a timeline cleanse.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM