Grant Brisbee
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
Heard Roger Clemens and Mike Love did the [makes inscrutable hand gesture] together and frankly I just hope they’re happy together.
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Heard Roger Clemens and Mike Love did the [makes inscrutable hand gesture] together and frankly I just hope they’re happy together.
(no plans for it to go anywhere. they just use the offseason to shift the producers to active sports.)
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
(no plans for it to go anywhere. they just use the offseason to shift the producers to active sports.)
i call this conversation Sam's Club
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i call this conversation Sam's Club
the "most helpful" section is going off underneath the oyster cracker recipe
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
the "most helpful" section is going off underneath the oyster cracker recipe
It's funny how you get those greatest hits/compilations that are in your life for whatever reason and become your personal Sgt. Pepper's. I had a random classical guitar compilation from Guitar Player magazine that I wore out
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It's funny how you get those greatest hits/compilations that are in your life for whatever reason and become your personal Sgt. Pepper's. I had a random classical guitar compilation from Guitar Player magazine that I wore out
"Aw nuts not a-gain," Elmer says as he starts piling his belongings into a handkerchief that he'll tie to the end of a stick
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Aw nuts not a-gain," Elmer says as he starts piling his belongings into a handkerchief that he'll tie to the end of a stick
He was born in Slovakia! I love it! If he was eventually arrested for patricide, please don't tell me. I just want to enjoy the nice baseball career.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He was born in Slovakia! I love it! If he was eventually arrested for patricide, please don't tell me. I just want to enjoy the nice baseball career.
Ok fine I exclusively use it to clean my keyboard and record player. But still!
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ok fine I exclusively use it to clean my keyboard and record player. But still!
I got a rechargeable one. Game changer. Sometimes I’ll spray air between my teeth to get food out. Sometimes I’ll use it to get the kids away from me. It’s unlimited power. I’ve never felt more alive.
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I got a rechargeable one. Game changer. Sometimes I’ll spray air between my teeth to get food out. Sometimes I’ll use it to get the kids away from me. It’s unlimited power. I’ve never felt more alive.
the dog from duck hunt popping up and laughing when you fuck up yet another wall jump to reach a secret area
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
the dog from duck hunt popping up and laughing when you fuck up yet another wall jump to reach a secret area
first question is what and second question is how do you know this
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
first question is what and second question is how do you know this
it's how I learned that Sec. of State George Shultz had a tattoo of a tiger on his butt (he went to Princeton).
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
it's how I learned that Sec. of State George Shultz had a tattoo of a tiger on his butt (he went to Princeton).
I had a subscription from ~1996 on, and I don't remember it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I had a subscription from ~1996 on, and I don't remember it.
i'm not saying that i'd rather have had an email to Epstein revealed than this video put on the internet. what i am saying is that it's a tie
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i'm not saying that i'd rather have had an email to Epstein revealed than this video put on the internet. what i am saying is that it's a tie
Agree to disagree.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Agree to disagree.