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amy brown
@amybrown.xyz
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writer in tech, parent x2
el cerrito via piqua, ohio

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updated list of my 4 year old’s favorite bangers
Electric Avenue - Eddy Grant Abracadabra - Lady Gaga Coconut - Harry Nilsson Space Jam - Quad City DJ's Ocean Man - Ween Marvel's Spidey and His Amazing Friends Theme Song- Patrick Stump & Disney Junior Soda Pop - Saja Boys,
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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beware of cheezit bandit
Small dog stands on floor, rests head on edge of couch expectantly Another angle of Small dog stands on floor, rests head on edge of couch expectantly
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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why does she look like emily blunt in a biopic about katy perry
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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no offense but like. he's very famous
baseball cap embroidered with the phrase MAKE JESUS FAMOUS.
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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kawaii taser UwU
a pastel green taser that looks like a frog with a little wrist strap attached
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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i will not be reading american canto but i will voraciously consume every review of it. i think this part of the atlantic's review is my favorite (archive link here archive.is/blypZ)
American Canto is Nuzzi’s attempt to elevate a grubby affair to the status of the mythic, to transmute the base metal of Page Six sexting stories into the gold of literary reflections on the political moment. “A very, very good outcome would be if the book was received with open minds in 20 or 30 years,” she told a different Times reporter a few days ago. What better setting, then, than the land that the journalist Joan Didion chronicled so scrupulously? In the American imagination, Florida is where you go when you’ve done something wrong. California is where you go when you’ve done something wrong and want to be pretentious about it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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mark hoppus, wife guy 🥹
Blurry Instagram photo of a woman stretching markhoppus This is one of the first photos I ever took of @skyehoppus. It was late 1999. We'd only been dating a couple months. I was living in San Diego and she lived in LA, but I spent most of my nights at her apartment. In the waiting room of her doctor's office one morning I went to take her picture just as she started stretching. It felt a little strange being there, in the waiting room. Waiting for the nurse to bring us back. It was so new into our relationship that being asked along, even to a routine physical, felt intimate and connective. An indication that we were already more than dating. In addition to the questions the doctor would surely ask her, Skye was DEFINITELY going to be in her underwear for a long period of time, and there was a decent chance I'd get to watch her boobs get checked and probed and whatnot. Anyway, in the waiting beforehand, she stretched, and I took the picture. I love this photo. It's blurry, but I love Skye's figure and form and the soft light and shadow. The crease of the wall and the color of the chair. I remember that morning like it was yesterday. How in love I was with her already. How I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. She was the most beautiful smartest most amazing woman l'd ever met and this photo caught the moment it was all setting in and happening new and fresh and hopeful for the first time. No two people had, or ever would, love each other as much as we did right then. A year later we were married. I see this photo and realize how much I still feel the same way every day. Happy 25th anniversary, Skye. I love you more.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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idk why but this broke my feed
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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extremely real
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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life imitates tweet
Kim Kardashian Shocked to Learn She Has "Low Activity" in Her Brain A brain scan discovered "holes" showing reduced activity in her frontal lobe Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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and once again fuck you to whoever decided the cough drops needed inspirational phrases on them
Halls cough drop wrapper printed with sayings like Get back in there champ! and Buckle down and push forth!
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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accidentally took a nightmare fuel picture of the baby. sleep paralysis demon baby
A photo of my baby, taken mid-jump. Her features are distorted and elongated and she looks very spooky
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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same, my mom is essentially the neighbor from this tweet
Mike Primavera @primawesome My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so l asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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i do love costco's whole thing though. do you need 240 napkins and/or a haptic vest
240 white paper napkins and a woojer high fidelity haptic vest
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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this photoshop job
close-up of the at-home steam sauna tent. through a window you can see a woman poorly photoshopped into the sauna tent
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
a Homemedics Premium Steam Sauna, now $199.99 for Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I am tapping the sign
A chart comparing The National Anthem vs The Anthem by Good Charlotte, making several points
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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my 4-year-old explaining the rules of the game he just made up to his 18-month-old sister
photo of guy at baseball game explaining something intently to a bored-looking woman
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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mods are asleep, time to post my husband’s elementary school artwork
A child’s drawing of a ninja turtle in a mech suit captioned CYBER MIKE
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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a baby 😭
Instagram post of my (much younger) dog from March 2012
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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14 years ago I took my new puppy to my family’s thanksgiving. everyone was fawning over him until someone dropped some turkey and he bared his teeth and started snarling. you ever had your life threatened by a pomeranian? happy thanksgiving old man ❤️
A little black dog with tan face markings sleeps on a couch under a blanket
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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“she was eating snacks during the deposition” is an incredibly funny complaint
Westcott's lawyer also complained about Perry eating snacks during the deposition: "She should not schedule herself with other people, nor should she have assistants bringing her coffee and chocolate-covered coffee beans, or whatever it was she was doing at her deposition," Andrew J. Thomas said. ' "If she's going to be here [in person], that's one thing. But if she's gonna be on video, we need to know who's around her." The judge responded, "I'm not going to restrict her from getting coffee or snacks. But we should know, if she's on video, who's in the room.'
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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that's not what that means. "love and light" is what a person who's really into yoga says after they back into you in a parking lot
child's t-shirt reading LOVE & LIGHT happy hanukkah
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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today's "hanukkah" search result has me wondering: what's the most jewish shoe
Birkenstock Men's Boston Clogs in Habana 5 star rating with 5 reviews $169.95
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM