photo from yesterday, we not having 6am cheezits

you can’t make fun of me for being short. I have an edamame deficiency

thank you for seeing me

I went to a family reunion when I was 17 and was trying to make conversation with a distant cousin around my age so I asked him what music he liked and he said “I don’t really like music”

it builds character to have an elderly animal who’s actively ruining your life

this literally just happened to me. I bought these pear gummies and I want to eat a five pound bag of them

it builds character to have an elderly animal who’s actively ruining your life

lolol edit for social media but I wish she called him that

i don’t know 😭 i really can’t think about it too long without getting freaked out about how many spiders are in my walls probably

this one specifically was the Pinterest algorithm, i look at a lot of baseball caps and now sometimes it throws in ones that say “make america pray again” and shit. it’s definitely the parenting stuff that makes them pick that for me, i think.

or occasionally when you're like "fine i'll give you my email for 10% off" and they're like "ok now give us your phone number and we'll give you the coupon"

ok but i'm losing it over the idea that i can't recognize her because she did her makeup herself

gabapentin

i am providing myself with an enrichment activity in my enclosure