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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1h

I'm opening up this frickin pit in a God-Honoring way

Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1h

I dont know what kind of bubble you have to live in that you haven't figured out by now that every young republican is basically a mini Hitler. No ones like less than 47 and is like "I'm Republican, i really really believe in supply side economics"

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 2h

Explaining religous devotion to an AmeriKKKan: imagine buying a consumer good..

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 4h

these metrics are not meaningfully connected to the claim

Eric Daugherty: JUST IN: Stunning data reveals Christianity is SURGING in the United States

Bible sale: +41.6%
App downloads: +79.5%
Christian music streaming: +50%

What an amazing sight to see.

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 2h

I'm being attacked for my Values (listening to a lot of Five Iron but only the hate Amerikkka tracks)

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 4d

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Cooter Jones @cooter.bsky.social · 1d

Mister Jelly Roll my unvaccinated triplets Oakley, Cohen, and Shotgunn would love nothing more than for you and Eminem to duet Proud to Be An American at the Super Bowel instead of this woke bs ♥️🇺🇸

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 21h

I think this one's good

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 23h

Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

I hate when I get arrested by the cops and their sirens are Woke , thank you Donsald Trump .

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "You hear those sirens going off? That's good. A good sound. That means they either got the bad guy or they're gonna stop the bad guy. You didn't hear that sound bc nobody wanted to do anything. Listen to the beauty of that sound. That's the real deal sirens, not politically correct sirens"

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

Its ok they are on the case, french fries are yummier now and they are serving coca cola mexican style

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

One thing that I’ve come around on in comics is it used to seem corny and childish that a bunch of guys would call themselves the Legion of Doom and meet in an old castle where they’d be like ”hiss let us defeat the ideas of hope and love hiss” but that’s what they’re actually doing in real life lol

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

I really hate that "all our food is poison" became a right wing coded health woo woo position bc it's basically correct but their solution is giving themselves trichinosis

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

I hate when I'm am lead counting and I have one lousy protein shake and now it's like "great now I can't eat any more lead today and it's only 10am"

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 1d

Imperator Caesar Flavius Valerius Constantinus Augustus in 312 A.D.:

Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

Great news!! The Satan appeared to me and said if I bow down and worship him i would gain all the kingdoms of the earth and im going to use my newfound power to make people stop being mean to 1st world Christian's :D

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

Great news!! The Satan appeared to me and said if I bow down and worship him i would gain all the kingdoms of the earth and im going to use my newfound power to make people stop being mean to 1st world Christian's :D

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

REAL

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao

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Cooter Jones @cooter.bsky.social · 1d

This is every other video coming out of Chicago and Portland basically

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 2d

It is actually really fucked up if yuo dont think Israel is Walter Sobchak's ancestral homeland

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

Huh????

Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 1d

Ok time 2 mute. Got too many likes, which is annoying. Follow me for Hamburglar content to spread awareness about the Hamburglar and keeping yourself safe from hamburger crimes

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 2d

open.spotify.com/track/0HBIqB...

It's a crime they only produced 1 full length record

Spotify – Web Player

open.spotify.com

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 2d

Josiah have you ever had the pleasure of listening to the 2003 post hardcore masterpiece "Failure On" by the band Beloved

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