Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
80% of these steps were behind a snowblower or a snow shovel. Why in the fuck do I live so far north?
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
80% of these steps were behind a snowblower or a snow shovel. Why in the fuck do I live so far north?
Had to pull this stray out of the snow this morning
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Had to pull this stray out of the snow this morning
The ultimate game of booby trapping everything to a Looney Tunes level
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The ultimate game of booby trapping everything to a Looney Tunes level
She's got me visciously pinned. There's no hope
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
She's got me visciously pinned. There's no hope
Seems like they reinvented this machine
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Seems like they reinvented this machine
Going to have to hunt this shit down
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Going to have to hunt this shit down
You know I start working on that gravy early
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know I start working on that gravy early
Going to have to say goodbye to my buddy of twelve years. He's been trying to hang on since August but he's vomiting everything he eats and I'm not putting a cat through chemo.
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Going to have to say goodbye to my buddy of twelve years. He's been trying to hang on since August but he's vomiting everything he eats and I'm not putting a cat through chemo.
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Not bad for smoking a dresser drawer at 60 mph
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not bad for smoking a dresser drawer at 60 mph
The best part is they don't even read the summary from where they grab the graph.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The best part is they don't even read the summary from where they grab the graph.
Dude, you didn't even read the summary. You just grabbed a graph
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Dude, you didn't even read the summary. You just grabbed a graph
Asteroid 1
Me 0
Me 0
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Asteroid 1
Me 0
Me 0
Unleash the crabs!
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Unleash the crabs!
Time for shit to get fucking spooky
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Time for shit to get fucking spooky
Leaving important notes for the next shift
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Leaving important notes for the next shift
New press is working great, bossman!
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
New press is working great, bossman!
For those who don't know what I'm mocking
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
For those who don't know what I'm mocking
Actually nailed it and was pretty fun
September 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Actually nailed it and was pretty fun
You expect me to go to bed and have sex with my wife when I have this perfect cat in my lap?!?!?!?
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You expect me to go to bed and have sex with my wife when I have this perfect cat in my lap?!?!?!?
My wife is going to buy everything with this little lady on it
September 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My wife is going to buy everything with this little lady on it
