[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿
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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿
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https://ladyalsvidwotansdottir.carrd.co/ ♓⚒️Black. Trans. Woman.⚧️🏳️‍⚧️She/her. Author, consultant, twitch streamer.

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This is my transition goal.
I know everyone's horny for this lady but I also think it's funny that in the canon source (Helltaker: The Game) she behaves like someone's crotchety old grandmother.

Which she is. Because she's one of the oldest and most powerful demons per the Abrahamic Records.
Sometimes she even kisses you on the lips.

"URGH!"

Not pleased with that?
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Estoy 100% segura de que Benoit Blanc no se hizo detective para vengar la muerte de un compañero o novio asesinado. Benoit un día vio Colombo y dijo "yo a una gabardina así le puedo dar un juego..."
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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like it seems pretty trivial to just take a particular character set and decompose it into strokes and then program something to select a subset of strokes and comb the dataset for characters matching the superset of stroke combinations and then integrate a handwriting input
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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cc @kourge.net @directxman12.dev thoughts? 🤔
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Mikubus returns!

(thank you patrons who make public work possible)

#nsfwart #HatsuneMiku #succubus
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
WOAW!
Mikubus returns!

(thank you patrons who make public work possible)

#nsfwart #HatsuneMiku #succubus
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Broke: Alien Vs. Predator

Woke: Alien Vs. Ninja

www.dailymotion.com/video/xmibpq
AvN-Alien vs Female Ninja
Dailymotion video by Dorcrus
www.dailymotion.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Not bad for all I’ve been through, and for not taking particularly great care of myself.

If only I didn’t work overnights for 11 years then I wouldn’t have the bags.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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horrifying 🙄 rip 🙏
✌️stuck✌️ in emoji sarcasm ✌️quote factory✌️ send ✌️help✌️
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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「腸化為筋」

This may become my new euphemism for “power bottom”.
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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retvrn when toys said harmless things, like "math is hard, let's go shopping"
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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though I have also been getting some real bad information on geopolitics from my Talking Adventure Commander GI Joe
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Tickle Me Elmo refuses to say where the Panchen Lama is, this is fucked up
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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making excuses for the politically and morally inexcusable? that doesn't sound like the noam chomsky I know!
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Lot of people at this zoning meeting talking like they never heard of mana
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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you oppose the apartment building because of neighborhood character; I oppose it because it would cause the tutelary deity of the neighborhood to consume everyone’s immortal soul. We are not the same.
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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This, and parking, is why nobody should ever be allowed to live anywhere they would want to
in the Sims 4 cosmology, there is such a thing as an immortal soul, unless it’s irrevocably annihilated because too many people live in your neighborhood
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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real innsmouth kids remember the refreshing taste of Glabrous Pop
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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麼麼噠
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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New Stories from a Burning House post: You can skip the part about Liu Zongyuan if you like, but do read the translation of Zhang Dai's "Snow at the Heart of the Lake" 湖心亭看雪.
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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"...the only reflections in the lake were a slash of causeway, a dot of pavilion, a mustard seed of a boat and the two or three specks of ourselves aboard it."
Snow, and the Heart of the Lake
Like three and a half translations of Liu Zongyuan that I don't like, and one of Zhang Dai that I do.
www.burninghou.se
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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it's actually terrifying because a lot of these birth defects can be a product of war or us biochemical terrorism. like. depleted uranium babies in certain parts of iran and iraq that's a huge thing in recent years even that's caused stuff like cyclopia which is INSANELY rare
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM