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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · Oct 17

💗 Welcome! I'm Audge 💗

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KellieOT7 @swingbladebetty.bsky.social · 2h

Tae is truly a real life Prince.

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 2h

This is the kind of beauty wars are fought over. I'm about to pick up a sword and run into battle for him.

Kim Taehyung looking like a literal god on earth. His dark hair is tousled. He's wearing a deep navy blue velveteen jacket with gold embroidery accents and buttons. Gold necklaces are layered upon his neck and hang down the deep open v neckline of his white blouse. I might start a religion dedicated to him.

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laur ♡⁷ semi ia @joonlens.bsky.social · 3h

if ya’ll need me i’ll be replaying this video religiously until my phone dies

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 2h

This is the kind of beauty wars are fought over. I'm about to pick up a sword and run into battle for him.

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 6h

cuties!

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 7h

Fuck me 🫦

Namjoon, looking like some kind of late 90s/early 00s pop icon who can impregnate everyone on the opposite side of the camera lens with just a glance.

In all seriousness though, he's still got blonde, frosted tips. He's wearing what have to be the ugliest sunglasses I've ever seen, but he's making them look hot. The photo cuts off right below his shoulders, but he's wearing a 3 piece grey suit.

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 7h

French tucking your argyle sweater vest for your polycule’s night on the town is a true power move only equaled by pairing sunglasses with your double breasted suit or having a ruffle of tangled cloth dangle in front of your dick

sara⁷💫ᵇᵗˢ ʸᵉᵃʳ @hobahope.bsky.social · 7h

oh they're exactly who they think they are

tae, namjoon and hobi for the w korea event. namjoon is wearing a light grey suit, with a black tie and sunglasses; hobi is wearing a patterned sweater and a jacket on top, looking super super cunty; tae is wearing a prince jacket (it looks so goood) and a white shirt that leaves his chest out.

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BTS Traditional Omegaverse Fest | D-DAY ✨ @tradomegaversefest.bsky.social · 1d

Mark your calendars the starting reveal date is here! ✨

A further daily reveal schedule to be posted in a few days. 💚

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16h

Danielle Fishel honors 98-year-old William Daniels, aka Mr. Feeny, during her #DWTS routine

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MightBeKelly @mightbekelly.bsky.social · 18h

Fly You to Hong Kong
YoonKook AU 🔞 | #btsfic
Written for @ynkkanthology.bsky.social

YG is completely head over heels for his boyfriend, JK. Things are finally getting hot and heavy, so he offers to fly him to Hong Kong (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

archiveofourown.org/works/72485491

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 16h

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?! PUT THOSE MUSCLES AWAY. THIS IS NOT ALLOWED.

Yunho leaning on his elbow with his forearm raised up (like he's getting ready to arm wrestle someone). The white tee he's wearing is clinging to his surprisingly biteable bicep. I don't think he understands how much I want to eat him.

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 2d

Here’s last night’s story about Bari Weiss, CBS News, Paramount Skydance, and why the Upper West Side is a lot more than just “Seinfeld territory.” youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ

Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 1d

We're just going to keep posting this until we get a National Frank Sinatra and/or Al Pacino Day. youtu.be/eKEwL-10s7E

Columbus Day - How Is This Still A Thing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

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héla 🌙 @helaboo.bsky.social · 18h

professional yearner

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Rika⁷ @commanderrika.blacksky.app · 21h

If you have ever used the word "woke" in a pejorative manner...and I mean this sincerely...you were part of the onboarding process for making open bigotry ok again.

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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 21h

1/ Bird flu is back, and more than 4.4 million birds have been sick in the past month. The uptick has been detected among backyard flocks, commercial farms, and wild birds. Katelyn here, Your Local Epidemiologist, and here’s what you need to know about this and other #publichealth news this week 👇

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ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆ @bun.is.a.cutie.fyi · 1d

!!!

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 1d

Well now, would you look at that?

A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated 2024-2025 mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of severe disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 19h

He's just a curious dude

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studiowanwan ❤️ shop open! @studiowanwan.bsky.social · 22h

Flower field, that's where I'm at
Open land, that's where I'm at
Commission for @kuunkajo.bsky.social
#btsart #RM #namjoon

commissioned painting of namjoon lying down in a flower field from the wildflower mv

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 21h

Those of us living with complex chronic illness have been screaming about eugenics since the “rush back to normal”.

Once people heard that Covid was “only a risk to the vulnerable” they couldn’t wait to drop precautions.

That’s eugenics.

The vulnerable matter too.

Also, it’s a risk to everyone

Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 21h

It’s really disheartening to see people who admit this regime is doing eugenics fail to understand the ways in which chronically ill, disabled, and immunocompromised people are just absolutely fucked by Long Covid

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 20h

Okay, folks, it's time for another round of shelter pet descriptions that remind me of Bangtan. This cat is clearly channeling some mischievous Yoongi energy.

Meet Shenanigans.

This handsome 10-month-old is confident, friendly, and overflowing with curiosity. Based on the evidence we've gathered, his brain operates on one setting: What happens if I touch that?

If you've ever owned a cat, you know the vibe:

• He's the reason your nice bath mat is suddenly inside the tub.
• He's currently testing whether the roll of toilet paper can fully unspool in under eight seconds.
• He will stare directly at you while using his nose to turn off the smart
TV mid-episode.
• He is waiting to see if your glass of water is guarded closely enough to stick his paw in it.

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maria @mariartpasta.bsky.social · 1d

a little date 💕

#namgi

namgi on a lil date wherein namjoon take yoongi to endless museums while yoongi listens to him yap forever while just holding his hand and we all ugly cry but me mainly i could fill a sea with my namgi tears

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βαλλά @drawballa.bsky.social · 1d

Cinnamon Skies 🍂
(2/7)

#jikook #jikookfanrt #bakerAU

The same little birdy from part one is now hopping across the porch. JM opens the kitchen window and a light breeze comes through.

The view from the kitchen window shows a truck pulling into JM's driveway. Said truck stops in front of the house and gives a little honk.

Truck door thuds shut and JM opens the front door. JK at the foot of the stairs, saying "morning jimin". JM responds with a happy "morning".

JK says "I'll load up everything here and then bring it to the back room for you, okay?"
JM leans against the door frame and responds "If you don't mind"
JK turns back to the truck and says "I never do".
JM looks after him with heart eyes.

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Ann Powers @annkpowers.bsky.social · 1d

D'Angelo was remarkable in so many ways. I'm saddest right now, as a fan, that we won't be getting an eccentric late period from him. His contributions remain inestimable but what he would have made in his 50s and onward, I just know it would have been amazing. RIP

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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing a lot of "No Kings" protests groups using AI images lately

You aren't resisting fascism by using their tools

Be better than that

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