audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier
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SUPER TATTUNA
Jungkook would get a super tuna tattoo. He would call it his super tattuna.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
SUPER TATTUNA
Oh, they are not going to like my responses
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh, they are not going to like my responses
My only thoughts about this:
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My only thoughts about this:
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, who doesn't want to receive a 9am text from their spouse because they're dropping off elotes made by former students who run an elotes food truck?
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Honestly, who doesn't want to receive a 9am text from their spouse because they're dropping off elotes made by former students who run an elotes food truck?
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🐹 jwe-hope
🐹 i’m fifth
—or possibly???equally likely??—
🐹 it’s 0ppa*
🐹 w here r u going jwe-hope
🐹 where u goin jwe-hope~~~~
*bc 5빠다 sounds like “o-ppa-da”
*even crazier, this could either be “i—your oppa—am here” or “hey! there’s my oppa”
🐹 i’m fifth
—or possibly???equally likely??—
🐹 it’s 0ppa*
🐹 w here r u going jwe-hope
🐹 where u goin jwe-hope~~~~
*bc 5빠다 sounds like “o-ppa-da”
*even crazier, this could either be “i—your oppa—am here” or “hey! there’s my oppa”
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🐹 jwe-hope
🐹 i’m fifth
—or possibly???equally likely??—
🐹 it’s 0ppa*
🐹 w here r u going jwe-hope
🐹 where u goin jwe-hope~~~~
*bc 5빠다 sounds like “o-ppa-da”
*even crazier, this could either be “i—your oppa—am here” or “hey! there’s my oppa”
🐹 i’m fifth
—or possibly???equally likely??—
🐹 it’s 0ppa*
🐹 w here r u going jwe-hope
🐹 where u goin jwe-hope~~~~
*bc 5빠다 sounds like “o-ppa-da”
*even crazier, this could either be “i—your oppa—am here” or “hey! there’s my oppa”
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November 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
You know what I love most about this pic? The mussy hair on both of them 🥹 Oh, and the practice video on the TV 👀👀👀
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You know what I love most about this pic? The mussy hair on both of them 🥹 Oh, and the practice video on the TV 👀👀👀
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November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
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Here’s last night’s story about public media, who it serves, what we can do to counteract the Trump administration’s budget cuts to it, and why the answer is “sell Russell Crowe’s jock strap.” You’ll see. youtu.be/yknMJOgy2pA
Public Media: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Here’s last night’s story about public media, who it serves, what we can do to counteract the Trump administration’s budget cuts to it, and why the answer is “sell Russell Crowe’s jock strap.” You’ll see. youtu.be/yknMJOgy2pA
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November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I didn't post it here bc i dont think videos will work, but i did my first jk fanzine by myself at home 🥺🌈✨️
I'll post the twt video below!
I'll post the twt video below!
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I didn't post it here bc i dont think videos will work, but i did my first jk fanzine by myself at home 🥺🌈✨️
I'll post the twt video below!
I'll post the twt video below!
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AI is a lack of consent technology
Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
AI is a lack of consent technology
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November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm livid that people didn't walk out. Sitting there and watching him call a colleague that like it's NBD. No call outs? An entire room of pageant participants got up and left the room when a man in charge treated a fellow contestant horribly, but the White House press corp? They all just 🤷
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'm livid that people didn't walk out. Sitting there and watching him call a colleague that like it's NBD. No call outs? An entire room of pageant participants got up and left the room when a man in charge treated a fellow contestant horribly, but the White House press corp? They all just 🤷
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For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president
The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office
The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president
The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office
The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office
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💜 BTS is/in Art - Re-Post 💜
It is always fun to figure out how to use BTS photos with non-conventional angles. I like this example a lot!
ART USED: 2012 Work, Yoon Hyup (2012)
#btsisinart #bts #ot7
It is always fun to figure out how to use BTS photos with non-conventional angles. I like this example a lot!
ART USED: 2012 Work, Yoon Hyup (2012)
#btsisinart #bts #ot7
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
💜 BTS is/in Art - Re-Post 💜
It is always fun to figure out how to use BTS photos with non-conventional angles. I like this example a lot!
ART USED: 2012 Work, Yoon Hyup (2012)
#btsisinart #bts #ot7
It is always fun to figure out how to use BTS photos with non-conventional angles. I like this example a lot!
ART USED: 2012 Work, Yoon Hyup (2012)
#btsisinart #bts #ot7
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If the president can just raise taxes and spend money without Congressional approval, the constitution is null and void.
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If the president can just raise taxes and spend money without Congressional approval, the constitution is null and void.
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He sounds like baby alpha in pre-rut 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
He sounds like baby alpha in pre-rut 🫣
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I still cant find a reason for this groaning.
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I still cant find a reason for this groaning.
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists