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Ellie the Glizzy Gulper 🪓🍺
@fangandfable.com
Dwarven Brewer & Canid Enthusiast
He/Him
#homebrewing #ttrpg #streaming
Community Tag: #Brewmates
Art Tag: #art&fable
NSFW Tag: #NSFWart&fable
18+, Minors DNI
Art: @bolovitz.bsky.social
Links: dwarvenellie.carrd.co
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Welcome aboard! I'm Ellie, the Dwarven captain of the Titan's Grave and proprietor of Fang & Fable.

This is my social media space for all my creative activities under the Fang & Fable name: TTRPG content, homebrewing, archery, streaming, and more!

So grab a mug and hopefully you'll enjoy the ride!
Kinda wild how much I backslid from "I hate IPAs" to having a hop pantry
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love my friends, but I would like them to stop taking a dump in chat with mic on.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It should be a requirement that when you renew your license that you have to confirm you know where your turning signal is.
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yeah so I apparently scheduled my car to be worked on during a snow storm today 🥶
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Aight, Thanksgiving is over, time to reign in the poor eating habits
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Whenever I see a fellow millennial post a throwback anime meme and it's totally lost on me, I start to realize I was less a weeb and more a dude who just watched some anime. Sorry frens, turns out I was just a casual 😔
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It's midnight, so technically I only ate 2 hot dogs on Friday
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm in this picture and I feel attacked 😔
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"He's probably talking to other girls"
Him: 😮
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Explaining the Manosphere to my mom by just saying "It's something dad would be into" to which she replied "Ew gross, I hope they're all married to Lorena Bobbitt!" 😂
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Men only want one thing, and it's a hot demon mommy to boss them around 😤
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I say this while getting my sister a gift card for the weed store, so she can pick the exact type of baked she wants.
Hot take: Gift cards are a great gift, especially if it's for a store or hobby the receiver likes. Cash is also good, especially given the economy and job market sucks these days.
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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malevola (dispatch)
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I learned my lessons from last beer on the new system, and this time is going well. The Pale Ale gods have blessed me today 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hot take: Gift cards are a great gift, especially if it's for a store or hobby the receiver likes. Cash is also good, especially given the economy and job market sucks these days.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's Black Friday and I'm making beer 🍻
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Check out that morning Dew *cracks Baja Blast*
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My sister is trying to tell me that 10 hot dogs is too many hot dogs to eat in a week, and I am responding that she is categorically wrong
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM