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Liz, a queen of sharks-
@thesharkqueen.com
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Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology
🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦

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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 14d
Happy New Year! Welcome to the shark queen lair, you’ll find smut, horror, jokes, & impassioned pleas to stop electing politicians who will sacrifice everyone for a moment’s comfort.

& selfies… lots and lots of selfies.🤷‍♀️
Check out my work!
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Profile picture for the upcoming LICH February 27- Mar 1, 2026, with a photo of SE Ransdell in a red bra lying on a black satin sheet, looking back at the camera.
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coffinfairy.bsky.social
Internet and phone are going to be shut off TODAY. I need help asap!!! Please! Without these my family cannot get help nor can I contact my disabled child’s therapists when I need support/help.
coffinfairy.bsky.social Juniper @coffinfairy.bsky.social · 2d
‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️ needing help with bills/food.
I need groceries for my kids and I as well as help paying my internet and phone before they get shut off.

Groceries-$488
Phone-$224
Internet-$265

PayPal- www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp- cash.app/$juniperkewpie

Ko-fi - ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
A screenshot of text that reads: Hello, wanting to provide context to why need continuous help with survival funds. I'm a single mom who also caretakes for my disabled child. He is high needs meaning he needs help with everything through out the day. I'm disabled myself. I have long covid which mostly entails POTs, ME/CFS and uterine fibroids. When I was last working I ended up in the ER from overworking my body and decided it was best for me to stay home especially since my disabled child was already struggling so much with the caretaker he had at the time. I also have a trans child so we live in California where it's safest for her and my family in general as two of us are disabled. I'm working towards getting on disability at the moment as well as exploring options to be paid to be my son's caregiver as his behavior gets worse when I'm not the one caring for him. Nothing goes unappreciated and I truly try to thank anyone who helps to the best of my ability. I suffer chronic fatigue so my spoons are limited. Thank you if you read this
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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mjmcoomber.bsky.social
My friend Sara posted this about the superb care her father received from with Alex Pretti

Absolutely heartbreaking
Photos of Alex Pretti with Sara’s caption: On August 16th at approximately 10:00 pm I received a call from the ICU at the VA saying my Dad had sepsis and needed to be intubated to stay alive so Josh and I headed in. We were greeted by the kindest, most calming and warm soul who helped us understand what was happening and showed deep care for us and my Dad. He continued to show utmost patience and kindness over the next few days as my Dad remained in the ICU and we were there continually. It was Alex Pretti, the man shot today by ICE. If you see this video and don't think it's murder, I don't understand your thinking and ask you to question your heart. He was out there trying to help and protect and from the little we knew of him, it doesn't surprise me he was not afraid to be on the front lines of this horrible scene in our Minneapolis. Weeping for his family and all those at the VA who no longer get to work with him or receive his care.
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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nemesis sketch
sketch of the nemesis bio-weapon from resident evil 3, a leather-clad giant with exposed gums and teeth, one white eye, tubes running through its skin and a vertical stitch over its right eye
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Only caring about your own rights is exactly how you lose them. Says Skeletor looking at all the open carry sword folks.
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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it's... not great, but I think I might do something with this. Welcome to my process-- admission is free
A silly little rough draft of a poem from a bad brain day | SE Ransdell
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January 25, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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I just wrote a really terrible (but true to the source material) poem about the Minotaur and I think it’s time to get stoned again.
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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"The armed suspect reacted violently."

An outright, barefaced and monstrous lie, conclusively disproven by irrefutable video evidence.
Still image showing Alex Pretti holding a phone and trying to protect himself from ICE officers.
January 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Going to watch Married to the Mob and pretend none of this is real for 90 minutes.
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Going out of my mind and I can’t get it onto the page.

I truly hate the people who put us here.
January 24, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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adamjschwarz.bsky.social
Noem:

"An individual approached US border patrol officers... The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently."

Video footage from multiple angles proves that this is outright bullshit.

Alex Pretti did not approach ICE officers nor did he react violently.
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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shinery.bsky.social
If you're attacking socialist immigrants today while acting like you oppose ICE just because you don't like it when it's a Republican treating us like shit, you're a fascist. 🩷
January 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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My 5 kids go to sleep shivering from the cold, and I have nothing to keep them warm. I suffer from mitral valve prolapse, and I feel helpless in the face of this pain. We only need $200 to buy blankets to protect them from this harsh winter
Vetted
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chuffed.org/project/1574...
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Check out one of the very cool stickers artist Megan Eve McDonald designed for Curiouser & Curiouser Vol 2-- the project is in various stages of printing, including standees and the paper doll being ordered... I love my job <3
stylized sticker that reads Curiouser & Curiouser, Tales from Beyond in a whimisical font
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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retquits.art
so don't get too comfortable.

#art
A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
I’m so sick of people throwing their hands up and saying abolishing ICE isn’t possible right now. Abolishing ICE is extremely popular and calls to do so will only continue to grow, meanwhile conservatives manage to do incredibly unpopular things all the time because nobody stops them
January 24, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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clamheaven.bsky.social
Lot of second amendment folks about to start twisting themselves into pretzels right about now
esqueer.net Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d
They're already rushing to lie about why they executed a man.
Screenshot of a tweet labeled “BREAKING” claiming DHS told Fox News a suspect was armed. Below the text is a photo of a handgun lying on a dark car seat. The pistol appears to be semi-automatic with a tan and black finish, an extended magazine, a mounted optic, and a cable nearby, possibly a charging cord.
January 24, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Hit the cart too hard. Now my social media needs to be taken away from me.
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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Clearly I’ll ask my patrons first, it’s only fair.
thesharkqueen.com Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 1d
Why did I order 50 postcards of me in a red bra and who the heck am I going to give them to?

Hubris, thy name is Liz.
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Why did I order 50 postcards of me in a red bra and who the heck am I going to give them to?

Hubris, thy name is Liz.
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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No energy for makeup n stuff but I felt kind of okay today 🥰
Street selfie on the way to the E.N.T.
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Hearing test in SIX WEEKS!
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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I wanna release the cover 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼
January 23, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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New post up now!!!
M is for Murder (or violent resistance, as the case may be...) | SE Ransdell
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January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM