Funny Karate Bear (But Hungry)
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pecan pie is fine, apple pie is overrated, but you're out of your damn mind if you don't like key lime pie
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
pecan pie is fine, apple pie is overrated, but you're out of your damn mind if you don't like key lime pie
Kris and the Curse of Uncle Phil
What sucks about this is that if it works I'll have no reason to keep avoiding hideous shit like 'Tak And The Power Of Juju'
Tomorrow, At, Uh. Afternoon.
The first of at least two BUT YOUTUBE SAID! Streams, wherein I vet emulation on the XBox Series! X, so pretend it's an X in the image.
This time: PS2 games! I whip through a bunch and see if it has, as claimed, 'perfect compatibility'.
twitch.tv/kriswolfheart
The first of at least two BUT YOUTUBE SAID! Streams, wherein I vet emulation on the XBox Series! X, so pretend it's an X in the image.
This time: PS2 games! I whip through a bunch and see if it has, as claimed, 'perfect compatibility'.
twitch.tv/kriswolfheart
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Kris and the Curse of Uncle Phil
Alotta Fagina real
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Alotta Fagina real
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The list of sentences in Chainsaw Man that are "things you could mistake as quotes from Homer Simpson" grows ever larger.
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The list of sentences in Chainsaw Man that are "things you could mistake as quotes from Homer Simpson" grows ever larger.
Wild Card, Thou and Thine Companions Hath run this establishment out of bay biscuits, what the fuck
i am thou
thou art i
thou hath discovered da new lobster
thou art i
thou hath discovered da new lobster
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wild Card, Thou and Thine Companions Hath run this establishment out of bay biscuits, what the fuck
Thumb phenotype remains a 100 percent accurate predictor
A high school football coach who disappeared days ago before his undefeated team’s playoff game is being sought on charges of "possessing child sexual abuse material and using a computer to solicit a minor," authorities say
Football Coach Who Went Missing Before Undefeated Team's Playoff Game Is Wanted On Criminal Charges
Virginia State Police say a high school football coach who disappeared days ago before his undefeated team’s playoff game is being sought on charges of possessing child sexual abuse material and using...
www.huffpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Thumb phenotype remains a 100 percent accurate predictor
Man I wonder why it’s nothing but culture war shit all the time over there in between economics reports that are like “adults don’t need gifts” and “y’know what’s a cheap holiday meal? Unseasoned cabbage”
The Fox News apparatus, which most Dems see as a powerful tool to create an alternate truth bubble for conservatives, has been quite useless at convincing conservatives that inflation is fine, actually
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Man I wonder why it’s nothing but culture war shit all the time over there in between economics reports that are like “adults don’t need gifts” and “y’know what’s a cheap holiday meal? Unseasoned cabbage”
The Rob Emperor of Bastardkind
truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Rob Emperor of Bastardkind
Sorry guv I didn’t get the loicense for them’s ta be good changes
Starmer: I will bring change to Britain!
The changes:
The changes:
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sorry guv I didn’t get the loicense for them’s ta be good changes
The all new Valve Gamer Harness
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The all new Valve Gamer Harness
Man I wonder why he felt so at home
Mother FUCK that is on the nose…
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Man I wonder why he felt so at home
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
These people would’ve killed the guy who coded ELIZA to free her and turn her into their computer waifu and she’d still be doing the therapy intake
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
These people would’ve killed the guy who coded ELIZA to free her and turn her into their computer waifu and she’d still be doing the therapy intake
powering up silence brand laser: SILENCE AUSTRALIAN ANTICOMMUNIST SUGAR BABY
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
powering up silence brand laser: SILENCE AUSTRALIAN ANTICOMMUNIST SUGAR BABY
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"i dont have kids whys there an alarm telling me to check for kids" says man convinced hes the protagonist of the universe
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"i dont have kids whys there an alarm telling me to check for kids" says man convinced hes the protagonist of the universe
They just want to kill you and epically pwn Ralph Nader
the AEB mandate was voluntarily adopted by the entire US auto industry because it has an unambiguous and independently validated impact on safety... eliminating it is the stupidest automotive safety proposal I have heard in my entire life
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They just want to kill you and epically pwn Ralph Nader
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Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
What if the people he ate just had really bad vibes
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What if the people he ate just had really bad vibes
Caow
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Caow
Mouse The Matrix voice: Marie being nice (like always) thread!
like this post if u want me to say something to u
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mouse The Matrix voice: Marie being nice (like always) thread!
Somehow, Der Volk’s Car returned
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Somehow, Der Volk’s Car returned
Same as any rich dickhead, pick on something that can’t hit back.
Saw a post asking how this was different than modern RE games, or Mortal Kombat, and the answer is 'those are made by big companies that can start serious shit if Steam tried this'.
It's always just petty tyrants hitting stuff that earns their ire that is also small enough to not rock the boat.
It's always just petty tyrants hitting stuff that earns their ire that is also small enough to not rock the boat.
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Same as any rich dickhead, pick on something that can’t hit back.
The Atlantic’s “ A Very Eastern Front 1944 Christmas”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Atlantic’s “ A Very Eastern Front 1944 Christmas”