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Commander Sterling
@commandersterling.bsky.social
Stephanie Sterling. A Transfem She/Them Polyantagonist. Writer for Vampire Survivors, Date Everything, & Quantum Witch. Also a pro wrestler. Currently accepting writing gigs for cool games by cool people.
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NEW VIDEO: Big business is a death cult worshipping a many-faced Techno God. In an industry full of takers who want to eradicate the makers, so-called AI promises a nonsensical fantasy where games are made for free and sold to a world of laid off former workers. It is unhinged.

youtu.be/xcB_kqpYNhc
Execucult Of The Techno God
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
NEW VIDEO: Big business is a death cult worshipping a many-faced Techno God. In an industry full of takers who want to eradicate the makers, so-called AI promises a nonsensical fantasy where games are made for free and sold to a world of laid off former workers. It is unhinged.

youtu.be/xcB_kqpYNhc
Execucult Of The Techno God
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Off we go.
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The way I look at it - making videos doesn’t make me happy, but I get joy from making fans of the vids happy.

I used to resent vid work for no longer making me happy, but now that I have that job satisfaction from my other career, the pressure is no longer there and the resentment’s gone with it.
Sounds kinda similar to what happened with Caddicarus where he got burnt out on regular uploads, so started focusing on the things he wanted to make instead. He actually did a Ted Talk about how much he hates that kind of "Content Creation" for it's own sake.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My return to video creation immediately and consistently reminded me how much of it I haven’t missed 😂.

The first crash came within minutes, and the fuckups piled on from there. I’d almost forgotten the sting of frustrated resentment. Hello, old friend.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition came to Nintendo's platforms and I reviewed the sad thing. The Switch 2 version is quite a downgrade from what one should reasonably expect, not looking very good despite being marketed on its visuals.

Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/tomb-ra...
Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition - A Storm In A Port (Review)
Tomb Raider: Definitive EditionReleased: November 18th, 2025Developer: Crystal Dynamics, Eidos-Montréal, Feral Interactive, Nixxes SoftwarePublisher: Square EnixSystems: PC, PS4/5, Switch, Switch 2 (r...
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November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
For fuck’s sake.

For a studio that was once part of Grasshopper, seeing the Let it Die team crawling around in the AI filth hole is particularly fucking sad. Never thought I would see people with that kind of creative pedigree become embarrassing fucking hacks.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I reviewed Kirby Air Riders. While I love Kirby, I didn't expect to be so utterly impressed by this racing-adjacent activity center. I have some nitpicks, but I've been glued to what is a densely packed toybox of nonsense.

Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/kirby-a...
Kirby Air Riders - Star Player (Review)
Kirby Air RidersReleased: November 20th, 2025Developer: Bandai Namco Studios, Sora Ltd., Publisher: NintendoSystems: Switch 2Kirby Air Riders isn’t a racing game, it’s a racing-adjacent activity cente...
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November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Because these companies are pathetically desperate to convince us regurgitative AI is important and they’re relentlessly thrusting it upon us until we give in.

It’s so fucking pitiful.
On a different ai note...
Why does the fuck does YT put its stupidly bad autogenerated text to speach as the default audio track on videos?!
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
She lives!

Mypinballs kindly came out to replace the glass that had been cracked open by the removal guy. It now has the kind of durable glass it needed from the start. I’m finally getting the Getaway table fixed too, at long last.

So pleased to have my girl back.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
POYO!
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Oh look I wrote on three of those!
I'm seeing a pattern here @commandersterling.bsky.social
Quantum Witch
Vampire Survivors
Date Everything
someone else said Ikenfell - seconded!
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Well *fuck*.

God damn it. Fuck the world.
I wish I could like these but a quick search confirmed my fears that they use AI art for their designs so anything from them is a hard pass for me.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Very pleased with my new boots.
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Gotta love how lives are being wrecked, industries are being stripmined, and the world is being torched, just so a few warped executives can tug their milky little twiglets over the impossible fantasy of a world where products are made for free and sold for thousands to unemployed people.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My hair is now long enough that I jumpscare myself from behind when I move my head with my top off.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It was high time I started living a lava lamp lifestyle, so I lava lamped at lava last.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Highly aware!

There was absolutely no question that I’d be acquiring this.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Got a new video script written up. Stephameat’s back on the menu.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Almost completely free. The first bestiary was 100% my stuff with no changes. The two crossover ones I did had some tweaks and rewrites but even those allowed for a ton of freedom.

So far all the games I’ve worked on have given me huge amounts of creative space, which has been amazing.
Ooh, a hot tip. It doesn't come better than VSLit. 🫡

If you have time for one last Q, and I'm sure you've been asked before: did poncle&co. give you free reign with your specific brand of flavour, or did they have some ideas behind the ten billion things you interpreted?
(Unless it's a secret.)
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
It’s not the bestiary, but I *am* working on Vampire Survivors literature currently. Some delightful items are coming.
@poncle.games @commandersterling.bsky.social just tellin ya, i'd 100% buy the bestiary/lorebook on paper

it is a book, after all, as it tells you (in the book)

deckle-egged hardback please 🧄
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There’s been another incident, and by that I mean our awful “comedy” podcast is back.

Boston’s Favorite Son is here to ruin your weekend: bostonfavoriteson.podbean.com/e/springfiel...
Springfield Follies | Boston’s Favorite Son
Jonathan does nothing untoward, there is an absence of witnesses to any scurrilous behavior, and one can provide no conclusive evidence to the contrary.
bostonfavoriteson.podbean.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
💛💛💛💛💛
Making it a tradition 🥰
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November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I miss Killzone. That was always my shooter. The only Killzone game the PlayStation Network even has is the PSP isometric shooter one.

The series got shafted so hard.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM