Altsynth
@altsynth.bsky.social
Delusions of grandeur in a cobwebbed frame.
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If your fetish can be posted in SFW spaces, I can absolutely promise you I don’t want to see it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If your fetish can be posted in SFW spaces, I can absolutely promise you I don’t want to see it.
Would I go see a feature-length Youtube Poop movie?
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Would I go see a feature-length Youtube Poop movie?
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your humor is very gun in cheek
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
your humor is very gun in cheek
It’s interesting to remember that hotels used to offer porn on their internal on-demand networks. Who curated these libraries? What parameters were used when selecting titles? When did they decide it was time to update their selection? We still have so much to learn from our ancestors.
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s interesting to remember that hotels used to offer porn on their internal on-demand networks. Who curated these libraries? What parameters were used when selecting titles? When did they decide it was time to update their selection? We still have so much to learn from our ancestors.
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I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins
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beneath all that silence and placidity, the utmost monster of the seas was writhing and wrenching in agony
September 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
beneath all that silence and placidity, the utmost monster of the seas was writhing and wrenching in agony
“Am I a dickhead?” he asked himself as he pulled into the “dickheads only” spot at Wawa.
September 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Am I a dickhead?” he asked himself as he pulled into the “dickheads only” spot at Wawa.
I sure hope nobody radicalizes me uwu
August 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I sure hope nobody radicalizes me uwu
I wanna wear 👏
Another man’s name on my shirt.
They’ll wanna stare 👏
The other team, I wanna hurt.
Another man’s name on my shirt.
They’ll wanna stare 👏
The other team, I wanna hurt.
July 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wanna wear 👏
Another man’s name on my shirt.
They’ll wanna stare 👏
The other team, I wanna hurt.
Another man’s name on my shirt.
They’ll wanna stare 👏
The other team, I wanna hurt.
Come on, pro skater.
Go crazy.
Go crazy.
July 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Come on, pro skater.
Go crazy.
Go crazy.
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may the bridges you burn light your path
June 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
may the bridges you burn light your path
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New plan: I'll work when I'm dead
June 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
New plan: I'll work when I'm dead
Do they still tell sad high school kids that “it gets better?” Is that even ethical?
June 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Do they still tell sad high school kids that “it gets better?” Is that even ethical?
The contents of your own mind; read aloud.
June 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The contents of your own mind; read aloud.
I was considering treading on you, but then I saw that badass snake sticker on your car and decided to back off.
June 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I was considering treading on you, but then I saw that badass snake sticker on your car and decided to back off.
If you chew with your mouth open above the age of 6, you are biologically classified as a pig. I don’t make the rules- it’s just science.
June 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you chew with your mouth open above the age of 6, you are biologically classified as a pig. I don’t make the rules- it’s just science.
There's at least one kid out there who can't bring themselves to play Friday Night Funkin' anymore because their ex once said "We're just like Boyfriend and Girlfriend."
May 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There's at least one kid out there who can't bring themselves to play Friday Night Funkin' anymore because their ex once said "We're just like Boyfriend and Girlfriend."
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I love when youtube recommends me a video that's literally already playing on my second monitor. Like oh yeah, you think I'd like that one huh? You stupid fucking bitch ass website.
May 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I love when youtube recommends me a video that's literally already playing on my second monitor. Like oh yeah, you think I'd like that one huh? You stupid fucking bitch ass website.
Every single dog on the planet looks like this to me.
May 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Every single dog on the planet looks like this to me.
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ciao bella babe can u hit me with your car
May 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
ciao bella babe can u hit me with your car
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I remember when this country made its own hentai
May 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I remember when this country made its own hentai