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Derek (cosmic horror)

@nocontroller.bsky.social

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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · Jul 13

The mods always suck, brother

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 6h

my means are sane, my motive and my object mad

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 11h

Humongulous

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 12h

Goated catch

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 13h

Blue Jays fans got banter

Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh up to bat. In the background, a Blue Jays fan had a shirt of a butt plug with Raleigh’s number on it

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 13h

Halo: Pussy Evolved

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 13h

We made our extra point

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 16h

Heck yolk

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 16h

Hey coach check out this combo

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 16h

They give the football players those tablets for something to do so they don’t act up when they’re not on the field

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 19h

butt trivia

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 23h

Ill have to get some! It’s been ages since I’ve had them. The hair salon I got my haircuts at as a kid had them and andes chocolate mints and i always took one of each

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 23h

These and the strawberry filled hard candies

RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 23h

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Real recognize real

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna keep putting coats of paint on it until it looks ultra black

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

A black cube with a fresh coat of paint sitting on a flattened cardboard box. To the left of the cube is a pair of scissors. To the right is a foam brush with black paint on it

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Working on a cube

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit you’re right lol

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

The New York Chests

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

12 foot skelly time

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween decorations are going up today lads

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Now plant one of those houses in the ground every day, you’ll have exponentially more houses to clean

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

They’re calling me “coach”

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

If the Wings keep playing like that, they’ll get the equalizer and more

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J🔥HELL🔥P @jlp.systems · 1d

They’re coming out with a broken clock that’s right three times a day

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

These centennial uniforms look sharp as hell

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

If the Wings keep playing like that, they’ll get the equalizer and more

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