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Papa Fa-Yule
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· Jan 23
If you die at Pizza Hut, you die in real life
Say what you will about organized religion, but at least they’re all weirdly obsessed with virgins
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Say what you will about organized religion, but at least they’re all weirdly obsessed with virgins
Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
Arch Manning. Golden arches. Golden shower. What did Eli know and when?
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Arch Manning. Golden arches. Golden shower. What did Eli know and when?
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Yeah, Biden just wrote the Crime Bill and the Bankruptcy Bill, drafted the Patriot Act, voted for NAFTA, DOMA, and the Iraq War, eulogized Strom Thurmond, installed Clarence Thomas by smearing Anita Hill, voted to create DHS and ICE, made the Bush tax cuts permanent, and supported a literal genocide
Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yeah, Biden just wrote the Crime Bill and the Bankruptcy Bill, drafted the Patriot Act, voted for NAFTA, DOMA, and the Iraq War, eulogized Strom Thurmond, installed Clarence Thomas by smearing Anita Hill, voted to create DHS and ICE, made the Bush tax cuts permanent, and supported a literal genocide
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
I love that half of us have avatars of some famous pop culture thing we like, and then you’ll just be scrolling and see Brak except it really is Brak. Nice rendition, too.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I love that half of us have avatars of some famous pop culture thing we like, and then you’ll just be scrolling and see Brak except it really is Brak. Nice rendition, too.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
On the one hand, it’s weird that it was 80° a day or so ago and it’s gonna be 32 tonight, but on the other, we’re hurtling through space on a big chunk of dirt so none of it really matters anyway
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
On the one hand, it’s weird that it was 80° a day or so ago and it’s gonna be 32 tonight, but on the other, we’re hurtling through space on a big chunk of dirt so none of it really matters anyway
Lol at all the people getting a piece of ass. When I get ass, I get the whole thing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Lol at all the people getting a piece of ass. When I get ass, I get the whole thing.
Maybe Al Pacino killed Diane Keaton. Anyone looked into that yet? She was pretty mean to him in the Godfather movies.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Maybe Al Pacino killed Diane Keaton. Anyone looked into that yet? She was pretty mean to him in the Godfather movies.
When my son was little, he had a stuffed Minecraft zombie. He loves it, took it everywhere. We went on a road trip and it must’ve fallen out of the car at a rest stop. So we replaced it, and he was never the wiser. I recently brought it up only to realize we had never told him it wasn’t the original
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When my son was little, he had a stuffed Minecraft zombie. He loves it, took it everywhere. We went on a road trip and it must’ve fallen out of the car at a rest stop. So we replaced it, and he was never the wiser. I recently brought it up only to realize we had never told him it wasn’t the original
Currently selling €90,000 worth of fine French snails. Asking €90,000 obo.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Currently selling €90,000 worth of fine French snails. Asking €90,000 obo.
Due to economic insecurity, Americans are expected to make 30% less Happy Hondadays/Toyotathon jokes this holiday season.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Due to economic insecurity, Americans are expected to make 30% less Happy Hondadays/Toyotathon jokes this holiday season.
Walmart managed to make a grinch commercial based on the Jim Carrey grinch that’s actually worse than the movie.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Walmart managed to make a grinch commercial based on the Jim Carrey grinch that’s actually worse than the movie.
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
She baked a turkey so fucked up it makes her look normal by comparison. Touché MTG.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
She baked a turkey so fucked up it makes her look normal by comparison. Touché MTG.
Goddamnit, I forgot about the John Travolta Santa Claus commercials
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Goddamnit, I forgot about the John Travolta Santa Claus commercials
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The movie mom that reminds me most of my own is the one from Christmas Story. Not Ralphie’s. The one on the phone.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The movie mom that reminds me most of my own is the one from Christmas Story. Not Ralphie’s. The one on the phone.
I hate to add insult to injury, but:
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November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I hate to add insult to injury, but:
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mfer can’t even tolerate brown skin on a turkey
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
mfer can’t even tolerate brown skin on a turkey
What, did you expect them to steal shitty French snails?
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What, did you expect them to steal shitty French snails?
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)