stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
do not explain anything to me
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
· Sep 6
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taking my suppositories orally because no homo
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
taking my suppositories orally because no homo
concocting a scenario in which I fall over in front of leonardo di caprio just so I can look up from the floor and say "draw me like one of your french girls"
February 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
concocting a scenario in which I fall over in front of leonardo di caprio just so I can look up from the floor and say "draw me like one of your french girls"
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Happy Valentine’s Day to all my shitstained homies #smokefleet
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to all my shitstained homies #smokefleet
I am learning steve guttenberg was not a nepo baby and I feel I've wronged him for years
February 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I am learning steve guttenberg was not a nepo baby and I feel I've wronged him for years
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
this was who Toxic was about
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
this was who Toxic was about
we need a new stock image
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
we need a new stock image
AI keeps changing Hank Hill to Heil Hitler in my essay about Adolf Hitler
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
AI keeps changing Hank Hill to Heil Hitler in my essay about Adolf Hitler
a friend of mine didn't like lord of the rings because "that would never happen"
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
a friend of mine didn't like lord of the rings because "that would never happen"
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Sorry to indulge in orientalism but Asian cultures are absolutely right to call their internet users netizens. Lightyears ahead of the wretched western poster
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Sorry to indulge in orientalism but Asian cultures are absolutely right to call their internet users netizens. Lightyears ahead of the wretched western poster
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May this one day happen to them.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
May this one day happen to them.
Starmer to step down to pursue his dream of euthanising Alpacas
February 14, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Starmer to step down to pursue his dream of euthanising Alpacas
two mates a dog and a dream are screwing over their own backers
February 14, 2026 at 10:21 AM
two mates a dog and a dream are screwing over their own backers
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it's a Jimmy eat world out there
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 AM
it's a Jimmy eat world out there
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dip me like one of your ranch girls
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
dip me like one of your ranch girls
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I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
what if it was Palentines and it was just for the fellas
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
what if it was Palentines and it was just for the fellas
my nephew repeatedly correcting my pronunciation of ninjago
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
my nephew repeatedly correcting my pronunciation of ninjago
this is what the average american will do if they see your cat outside unattended though
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
this is what the average american will do if they see your cat outside unattended though
stop buying these things and you will be rich:
1. Gold jewellery
2. New clothes every day
3. Labubus
4. Daily Mint Majesties
1. Gold jewellery
2. New clothes every day
3. Labubus
4. Daily Mint Majesties
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
stop buying these things and you will be rich:
1. Gold jewellery
2. New clothes every day
3. Labubus
4. Daily Mint Majesties
1. Gold jewellery
2. New clothes every day
3. Labubus
4. Daily Mint Majesties
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Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel
not one of these guys has done the "Jeff Epstein? The financier?" bit
Ehud Barak, whose relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein spanned 15 years, says he regrets ever meeting him.
Former Israeli PM Barak responds to criticism over close Epstein links
Ehud Barak, whose relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein spanned 15 years, says he regrets ever meeting him.
www.aljazeera.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 AM
not one of these guys has done the "Jeff Epstein? The financier?" bit
not against heckling and bullying
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 AM
not against heckling and bullying
finally doing a full King of the Hill watch after sporadic watching over the years and these are the funniest characters ever written
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
finally doing a full King of the Hill watch after sporadic watching over the years and these are the funniest characters ever written