stuart
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do not explain anything to me

I am probably recycling content from the other place here

you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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Ok, I've been unemployed/underemployed for 3 months now and I'm not too proud to beg if it's for my daughter's benefit. Thanks

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thank you Nigella
#RecipeOfTheDay is, as it must be on Pancake Day, obviously enough, pancakes and, specifically, crêpes. These are the pancakes of my childhood and, furthermore, I have to eat them with just sugar and lemon juice. But that’s me: you go as wild as you want! www.nigella.com/recipes/crepes
Crepes
Although thick, fluffy American pancakes seem to predominate in my house, I couldn't let Pancake Day pass without making a batch of these: it would seem a sin against tradition, nature and greed. They...
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February 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
respect the bog and it will respect you
February 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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How it sounds when someone says they can do a PhD in an afternoon with the power of AI
February 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Joyce Carol Overnight Oates
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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[pink pony club]

🎵
Joyce Carol Oates
She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s
Joyce Carol Oates
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February 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Daria is really important for a certain type of old millennial woman, but Beavis and Butthead are not as present with their male counterparts
February 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM
nyt quoting AOC
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
hollywood communists are undermining america
February 17, 2026 at 10:59 AM
all job applications should only be allowed by physical letter
February 17, 2026 at 10:08 AM
best song criticising IVF ever written
we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.
February 17, 2026 at 9:22 AM
canadian fingering scandal
February 17, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything."

And.

Yup.
February 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
this is objectively the coldest type of weather to exist
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 AM
a problem is we're learning that everybody has adhd and the only heathcare system set up to treat that is one where they just charge you thousands of dollars
February 17, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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Interesting
February 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"Heathcliff isn't white"? Stop your discourse, not everything has to be retrospectively analysed through CRT. Heathcliff is a cat, cats do not have race.
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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This Brazilian woman hates AI
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
there is a deep connection between america's slow decline and the hermit kingdom fahrenheit self justification posting
Celsius is the scientist temperature measurement in that it’s the most conceptually coherent , Fahrenheit is the engineer temperature measurement in that it’s actually optimized to be useful for it’s main use case of communicating everyday temperatures.
February 16, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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traded in my monkey jpegs for the swarm. no more crypto just a thousand agents iterating at all hours of the day. you are trapped in a nightmare while my dreams are agentic. you wake up and the the old world is deprecated. you fell asleep and we left you behind
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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This whole thing of expressing fealty by declaring which wretched horror you'd vote for instead of Trump or Vance is starting to remind me of the thing where conservatives only have one joke. Please, just come up with a second argument for your preferred candidates. I am begging
February 15, 2026 at 11:26 PM
in China Musk would've been executed at least 5 years ago
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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well, that’s one interpretation
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
the p in noam chompsky stands for pedophile
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM