stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
do not explain anything to me
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
· Sep 6
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well, that’s one interpretation
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
well, that’s one interpretation
the p in noam chompsky stands for pedophile
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
the p in noam chompsky stands for pedophile
you should be able to get a diagnosis from the doctor saying you are more eepy than most people
February 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
you should be able to get a diagnosis from the doctor saying you are more eepy than most people
I admit when I read winnie the pooh out loud I still say tigger with a hard r
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I admit when I read winnie the pooh out loud I still say tigger with a hard r
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When you’re a UK trans woman, you roll invisible dice every day before work. All sixes, and a coworker with billionaire money will take your employer to court over you, you will be on the news, and when you leave the country, men with abuse allegations against them will call it a victory for women.
February 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
When you’re a UK trans woman, you roll invisible dice every day before work. All sixes, and a coworker with billionaire money will take your employer to court over you, you will be on the news, and when you leave the country, men with abuse allegations against them will call it a victory for women.
sister of the bene gesserit: use the voice
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
sister of the bene gesserit: use the voice
the thing about conservatives is they see childhood sexuality as something that "good adults" have the right or duty to control, not something they shouldn't be involved in at all
every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile'
Purported Texts Between Erika Kirk And A 15-Year-Old Go Viral Sparking Backlash And 'Grooming' Allegations
www.yahoo.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
the thing about conservatives is they see childhood sexuality as something that "good adults" have the right or duty to control, not something they shouldn't be involved in at all
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Gets me right in the feels, this does
Plus even though I’m literally watching the guys hold the puppets my brain simply defaults to believing Crow and Servo are talking
It’s magic
Plus even though I’m literally watching the guys hold the puppets my brain simply defaults to believing Crow and Servo are talking
It’s magic
A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Gets me right in the feels, this does
Plus even though I’m literally watching the guys hold the puppets my brain simply defaults to believing Crow and Servo are talking
It’s magic
Plus even though I’m literally watching the guys hold the puppets my brain simply defaults to believing Crow and Servo are talking
It’s magic
americans calling people cunts really does feel like a hate crime
She's an evil cunt and should be a pariah for the rest of her hopefully short life
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 PM
americans calling people cunts really does feel like a hate crime
go on, list some more insufficiently Jewish antizionists
I suspect that David Hirsh has had enough of Zack Polanski dining out on his Jewish heritage while having largely removed himself from the community. John Mann is perfectly capable of recognising antisemitism, and he is a respected friend of the Jewish community.
@davidhirsh.bsky.social
@davidhirsh.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
go on, list some more insufficiently Jewish antizionists
ffs
Cuba has warned international airlines that as of today/Monday the country will run out of aviation fuel due to the US oil siege, Agencia EFE reports.
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
ffs
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
daniel craig's southern accent is 100%, no one could ever tell
February 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
daniel craig's southern accent is 100%, no one could ever tell
taking my suppositories orally because no homo
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
taking my suppositories orally because no homo
concocting a scenario in which I fall over in front of leonardo di caprio just so I can look up from the floor and say "draw me like one of your french girls"
February 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
concocting a scenario in which I fall over in front of leonardo di caprio just so I can look up from the floor and say "draw me like one of your french girls"
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Happy Valentine’s Day to all my shitstained homies #smokefleet
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to all my shitstained homies #smokefleet
I am learning steve guttenberg was not a nepo baby and I feel I've wronged him for years
February 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I am learning steve guttenberg was not a nepo baby and I feel I've wronged him for years
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
this was who Toxic was about
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
this was who Toxic was about
we need a new stock image
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
we need a new stock image
AI keeps changing Hank Hill to Heil Hitler in my essay about Adolf Hitler
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
AI keeps changing Hank Hill to Heil Hitler in my essay about Adolf Hitler
a friend of mine didn't like lord of the rings because "that would never happen"
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
a friend of mine didn't like lord of the rings because "that would never happen"
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Sorry to indulge in orientalism but Asian cultures are absolutely right to call their internet users netizens. Lightyears ahead of the wretched western poster
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Sorry to indulge in orientalism but Asian cultures are absolutely right to call their internet users netizens. Lightyears ahead of the wretched western poster
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