stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
do not explain anything to me
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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stuart
@stuartp.bsky.social
· Sep 6
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he has a point
Before Trump, cite a unilateral action by the United States towards another nation for the acquisition of their resources?
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
he has a point
come on man as if 3/4 of america doesn't rap like *eminem voice
-chattanooga choo choo, my peepaw got jacked for his yoo-hoo
or something
-chattanooga choo choo, my peepaw got jacked for his yoo-hoo
or something
theres nothing more awkward than a british rapper. they have zero culture of their own and just borrow abbreviations and shit from trap albums.. sorry nigel, i do not believe they have "bandos" in nottingham forest or whatever
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
come on man as if 3/4 of america doesn't rap like *eminem voice
-chattanooga choo choo, my peepaw got jacked for his yoo-hoo
or something
-chattanooga choo choo, my peepaw got jacked for his yoo-hoo
or something
RIP Joe Biden. no draw a clock tests in heaven brother
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
RIP Joe Biden. no draw a clock tests in heaven brother
touring the greek islands and pronouncing them all like they're doggolingo
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
touring the greek islands and pronouncing them all like they're doggolingo
also he is clearly the child of an incest rape story
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
also he is clearly the child of an incest rape story
Tarantino's greatest crime is still not casting Adam Sandler as the Bear Jew
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Tarantino's greatest crime is still not casting Adam Sandler as the Bear Jew
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what are the legal implications of throwing these into a ditch
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
what are the legal implications of throwing these into a ditch
how does one start a casino
meemaw las vegas
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
how does one start a casino
doesn't need context
*about to do enter a meeting with the biggest Brie producer in France, the phone rings
-hello
-allo, I know ooh you are meeting with and I ave a proposition
-sorry who is this?
-Camenbert. Monsieur Pierre Camenbert..
-I see...
-hello
-allo, I know ooh you are meeting with and I ave a proposition
-sorry who is this?
-Camenbert. Monsieur Pierre Camenbert..
-I see...
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
doesn't need context
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very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
is she married to Butthead
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
is she married to Butthead
making friends with the community that thinks if you aren't masking in 2025 you are the moral equivalent of the architects of the holocaust
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
making friends with the community that thinks if you aren't masking in 2025 you are the moral equivalent of the architects of the holocaust
you will never guess who this is about
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
you will never guess who this is about
so the only non-dud trilogies are Alien, LotR, Toy Story and Star Wars right?
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
so the only non-dud trilogies are Alien, LotR, Toy Story and Star Wars right?
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hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
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the pope saw those polyamory house posts about chore list disputes, emotional labour and "play" and made the right call
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
the pope saw those polyamory house posts about chore list disputes, emotional labour and "play" and made the right call
hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
what happens to you when you start saying XG
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
what happens to you when you start saying XG
evil rebecca reeves wants to tax mumsy's £2.5 million townhouse in Fulham which her and dad bought for £5000 in 1976, it's like she wants to tax my childhood (and inheritance I've basically planned everything else around)
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
evil rebecca reeves wants to tax mumsy's £2.5 million townhouse in Fulham which her and dad bought for £5000 in 1976, it's like she wants to tax my childhood (and inheritance I've basically planned everything else around)
also, the complainers fully understand the house as a financial asset they don't want the value of remotely chipped away at, but suddenly become naive "What evil person puts a price on a family home where I romped with my schoolchums? Can you buy memories now?!?"
All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
Mumsnet is already on the case.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
also, the complainers fully understand the house as a financial asset they don't want the value of remotely chipped away at, but suddenly become naive "What evil person puts a price on a family home where I romped with my schoolchums? Can you buy memories now?!?"
remembering a previous airbnb landlord revolt from a sympathetic spokesman
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
remembering a previous airbnb landlord revolt from a sympathetic spokesman
I've got 50,000 of these in a container ship waiting to set sail and I need to know where
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I've got 50,000 of these in a container ship waiting to set sail and I need to know where