Grosdoriane
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How your email finds me:
Jeff Nippard sitting on the floor of a dark, dingy room, laptop in lap, eating a can of beans
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I sort of feel like if I had $1 billion, I would also be able to let criticisms of what I'm doing roll off my back fairly easily.
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If it's genuinely so cool, despite all of the bullshit, that we get to be around for a little bit.
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i know it's a tall order, but you really should be able to buy a car for like $500.
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There's a hard to describe flavor that I think you can notice in peppers around habanero heat and up. It just tastes hot, almost smokey. That comes on very strong, immediately. But also sweet and fruity. It tasted good and had a uniquely thin flesh. Actually tasty!
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Shout out to my mom for giving me the perfectly grown and picked unripe Carolina Reaper.

Thought I would die, but this was the perfect Babby's First Reaper. Spicy, but mild enough to be able to actually taste the pepper without needing to chug water or anything.
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One thing I've learned, and this is a bit of advice to my fellow Dumb Guys/Stupid People, you can situationally trick people into thinking that you "Know Stuff" just by reading stuff on the computer for 8-10 hours a day

I've had people call me "smart" before. It's nuts. It's the #1 grift right now.
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Sorry that I talk so much about like going to the gym, or any physical activity, and stuff about food all of the time. It's just that I've finally been starting to feel like a Real Person again for the first time in a decade, and those things have been the reason why.
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I bet the ominous "Then he's still there..." at the end of 'Friday The 13th' probably carried a lot more weight behind it back when you didn't know that Jason was gonna end up going to space and "Taking Manhattan."
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If they had a hybrid pepper that was the exact same flavor profile here, but with sub-habanero level heat, I was actually just thinking that this would be delicious pickled in a sweeter brine.
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Fortunately I have two more in the fridge, but they're both also unripe. I feel like I'm definitely not getting the full experience here. It's perfectly tolerable taking some bites in between spoonfuls of soup.
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Gonna be honest, I ate like 1/5 of it just now and I think you may have given me some dubious advice here. But it wouldn't be right of me to judge a food solely off of one bite.
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Taking a bite of the Pepper That Makes You Impish. Could be the move.
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Do u guys think I should eat this? I don't really have much else going on tonight
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Even the suburbs know power’s getting too crooked
To stand on its own feet for much longer than it has.
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Y'all mind if I lib out for a brief moment?
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

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STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
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The bug is alive and well in the vacuum 🥰
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I sat down at the cool kids table, and as soon as I got there, everyone left. Now the table is all mine 😏
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The two most boring sentences that came out of my mouth this week:

1) "I don't really eat at restaurants anymore."

2) "I don't really have a 'dream vacation.' I don't really have the desire to travel."
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If you don't get enough sleep, you gain access to a different "Sleep Deprived" version of Google.
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Woke up at 6:30, and before I could go back to sleep I noticed a stink bug had gotten into my room.

And what I've learned is that you can go back to sleep after quickly doing something like going to the bathroom, but it's basically impossible to go back to sleep after getting the vacuum out.
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This comment is killing me. No offense but, yeah, why haven't you thought of that? How is it even possible you haven't thought of that?
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Do you guys ever think about how good "Hey Arnold!" was?