Cheers to my friends, my followers, my mufos and oomfies, and yes, even my haters.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cheers to my friends, my followers, my mufos and oomfies, and yes, even my haters.
I don't take as many pictures as I'd like to, so sometimes I'll go through my camera roll just to browse through, and I'll hit a point where I'm clearly about 1 year ago from the current day and I'll just be like "Man... That's *all* the life I've lived over the past year? That fucking sucks."
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't take as many pictures as I'd like to, so sometimes I'll go through my camera roll just to browse through, and I'll hit a point where I'm clearly about 1 year ago from the current day and I'll just be like "Man... That's *all* the life I've lived over the past year? That fucking sucks."
How I be drinkin that 6th glass of Thanksgiving Wine
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How I be drinkin that 6th glass of Thanksgiving Wine
You can just go to your parents's house, take pictures of stuff, and if you make it black and white, bump up the contrast, and set the resolution ratio to 1:1, you've got yourself the beginnings of a powerviolence album cover
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You can just go to your parents's house, take pictures of stuff, and if you make it black and white, bump up the contrast, and set the resolution ratio to 1:1, you've got yourself the beginnings of a powerviolence album cover
Why is it (this is rhetorical, to get it out up top. The answer is "Racism") that whenever a "Western Nation" conquered another country it's just "The way things were meant to be, survival of the fittiest!" But when a Western Nation falls, it's all "Wow.... What went wrong?? How could this be??"
On today's Tucker Carlson show, he makes clear that he believes that the US fought on the wrong side in World War II. In particular he says that the UK was mistaken to declare war on Germany just because it invaded Poland. And he has lots of sympathy for Herr Hitler throughout.
Tucker Puts Piers Morgan’s Views on Free Speech to the Ultimate Test
YouTube video by Tucker Carlson
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Why is it (this is rhetorical, to get it out up top. The answer is "Racism") that whenever a "Western Nation" conquered another country it's just "The way things were meant to be, survival of the fittiest!" But when a Western Nation falls, it's all "Wow.... What went wrong?? How could this be??"
Not to be all reactionary, but it's wrong for one of the leading figures of American fascism to be some bald, schlubby "skinny" fat Homer Simpson looking guy.
They made fun of Mamdani for benching 135, but this guy looks like he'd have trouble overhead pressing spongebob's stuffed animal bar.
They made fun of Mamdani for benching 135, but this guy looks like he'd have trouble overhead pressing spongebob's stuffed animal bar.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Not to be all reactionary, but it's wrong for one of the leading figures of American fascism to be some bald, schlubby "skinny" fat Homer Simpson looking guy.
They made fun of Mamdani for benching 135, but this guy looks like he'd have trouble overhead pressing spongebob's stuffed animal bar.
They made fun of Mamdani for benching 135, but this guy looks like he'd have trouble overhead pressing spongebob's stuffed animal bar.
"Thanksgiving Dinner" isn't the meal that you eat at 3pm with your family.
Thanksgiving Dinner is the meal of leftovers you eat alone, standing in front of the fridge, at 11pm while you finish up the bottle or two of wine with "just a little bit left, barely even a full glass" from earlier.
Thanksgiving Dinner is the meal of leftovers you eat alone, standing in front of the fridge, at 11pm while you finish up the bottle or two of wine with "just a little bit left, barely even a full glass" from earlier.
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Thanksgiving Dinner" isn't the meal that you eat at 3pm with your family.
Thanksgiving Dinner is the meal of leftovers you eat alone, standing in front of the fridge, at 11pm while you finish up the bottle or two of wine with "just a little bit left, barely even a full glass" from earlier.
Thanksgiving Dinner is the meal of leftovers you eat alone, standing in front of the fridge, at 11pm while you finish up the bottle or two of wine with "just a little bit left, barely even a full glass" from earlier.
I been hacked.
tous mes escargots ont disparu.
tous mes escargots ont disparu.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I been hacked.
tous mes escargots ont disparu.
tous mes escargots ont disparu.
Bro did you seriously forget to give thanks? You are going to loose subscriber
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bro did you seriously forget to give thanks? You are going to loose subscriber
"Hey, man, whatever happened to that 'weight loss journey' that you were talking about all the time and then just stopped talking about one day?"
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Hey, man, whatever happened to that 'weight loss journey' that you were talking about all the time and then just stopped talking about one day?"
The dog show is ridiculous. The winner should just be the cutest dog, meaning it should be a West Highland White Terrier sweep every single year.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The dog show is ridiculous. The winner should just be the cutest dog, meaning it should be a West Highland White Terrier sweep every single year.
They're calling it "A Thanksgiving Abridged Leg Day"
(Excuse to not do single-leg leg presses, adductors, and abductors👍)
(Excuse to not do single-leg leg presses, adductors, and abductors👍)
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
They're calling it "A Thanksgiving Abridged Leg Day"
(Excuse to not do single-leg leg presses, adductors, and abductors👍)
(Excuse to not do single-leg leg presses, adductors, and abductors👍)
Asked Grok for an epic vulgar roast to tell my dad at the Thanksgiving table, and I'm sorry but it just took it too damn far. What an asshole.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Asked Grok for an epic vulgar roast to tell my dad at the Thanksgiving table, and I'm sorry but it just took it too damn far. What an asshole.
on his way to Walmart to buy listeria cheese so he can get more Hospital
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
on his way to Walmart to buy listeria cheese so he can get more Hospital
All I have said out loud so far today is "Thank you" three different times. I'm absolutely crushing this holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
All I have said out loud so far today is "Thank you" three different times. I'm absolutely crushing this holiday.
We can never let the rest of the world know that in the US we have a television network called "The Learning Channel" that basically just shows what it's like to weigh over 500lbs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We can never let the rest of the world know that in the US we have a television network called "The Learning Channel" that basically just shows what it's like to weigh over 500lbs.
It would be insane if I ever got murdered. I don't feel like I'm ever even on that bad of terms with anyone ever. I cannot imagine anyone would ever want to kill me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It would be insane if I ever got murdered. I don't feel like I'm ever even on that bad of terms with anyone ever. I cannot imagine anyone would ever want to kill me.
Had a student say that he puts ranch on his thanksgiving dinner, and ACAB or whatever but my ass was ready to call the COPS.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Had a student say that he puts ranch on his thanksgiving dinner, and ACAB or whatever but my ass was ready to call the COPS.
I've always just had Thanksgiving with my parents, sister, and now brother-in-law, so it's fun that don't have to deal with literally any annoying family dynamics, and instead I get to just eat Vegan Thanksgiving that my mom makes for me :) :) :)
I love thanksgiving. I love my family :)
I love thanksgiving. I love my family :)
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I've always just had Thanksgiving with my parents, sister, and now brother-in-law, so it's fun that don't have to deal with literally any annoying family dynamics, and instead I get to just eat Vegan Thanksgiving that my mom makes for me :) :) :)
I love thanksgiving. I love my family :)
I love thanksgiving. I love my family :)
It turns out we had it wrong the whole time. It's not about locking in. We've been too focused on locking in. It's not *enough* to lock in.
You have to let it rip.
You have to let it rip.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It turns out we had it wrong the whole time. It's not about locking in. We've been too focused on locking in. It's not *enough* to lock in.
You have to let it rip.
You have to let it rip.
One time in college I was *disastrously high,* and this notification came up that said "Charge your phone."
And I thought "What the hell... How do they know this is *my* phone?"
And I thought "What the hell... How do they know this is *my* phone?"
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
One time in college I was *disastrously high,* and this notification came up that said "Charge your phone."
And I thought "What the hell... How do they know this is *my* phone?"
And I thought "What the hell... How do they know this is *my* phone?"
EXCLUSIVE: First look at the upcoming "SCRUBS" reboot, airing February 25, 2026 on ABC and Hulu
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
EXCLUSIVE: First look at the upcoming "SCRUBS" reboot, airing February 25, 2026 on ABC and Hulu
I think that much in the same way that "Zombie" by The Cranberries gets put into Halloween playlists just based on the name, I think their entire discography should count as Thanksgiving music.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I think that much in the same way that "Zombie" by The Cranberries gets put into Halloween playlists just based on the name, I think their entire discography should count as Thanksgiving music.