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Grosdoriane
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im awsome
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you believe that abusing a dog/cat/pet is unethical because it causes the animal to feel pain and suffer, then eating meat regularly would be exponentially more evil than beating a dog, etc.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Something so FUCKED UP is that I keep having dreams where something strange happens, and then it visually goes off the rails and I think "Oh, that was just AI."

I might just smash my phone and stop using computer for good if this keeps happening.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I can't even fathom how high I would need to be to write out "mental object ie mobject"

(Also, "writing is unnatural [...] not good for everyone" certainly explains a lot.)

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
NEWS ANCHOR: Before we make our call on this election night, we go now to our Constitutional Expert to ask the question on everyone's mind!

EXPERT: There's nothing. There's no rule about it. I asked everyone, I read it a million times. They're about to actually elect a dog as the fucking president
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is the voter that all of the Lib Graphs point to existing, but there's actually only one.

Like, all of the data points to receiving tax credits being the most important issue going into 2028... for one person.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Blackpilled on all of this. Nothing is going to happen.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We're gonna have a clip of Mike Johnson saying that he's "never heard of Jeffrey Epstein" by the end of the day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm actually going to lose my fucking mind
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not at ALL the point, but reading these emails is really making me realize why so many people think using ChatGPT for emails is so awesome. These people are functional idiots. They are actually illiterate.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
They should pass a law that the president, at some point during their term, needs to take the SAT live on TV.

I think it is the right of the American people to know what we're working with, and also the president should be able to do fairly well on a test for children.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: FYI (IMPORTANT!!!)

they are looking into the stuff about you , you should lie to the news and say you aren't a pedophile to covver all of ur bases. theyre asking trump about the plane and stuf , he is just saying "no" and it's fine

sincrerly,
j edgar hoover
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Wiiiise guuuuuys
We have tommy guns~
We're on Mars
We have flying cars 🚀 🚗
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dude who was driving the Titanic must've felt like a complete schmuck
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm never going to use the stair machine at the gym, because if I get injured in the gym I want my arm to snap in half or something cool. I don't want to fall down the freaking stairs.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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James Bond will return?
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I don't think American soldiers have ever "fought for my freedom" in my lifetime, but they sure as hell fought for my right to not have to go to work today. So I guess that's something.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My name is Brock Paperscissorshoot.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I used to load mulch into people's cars for a job, and one time someone hit the automatic open too fast, it hit my arm, and it took a chunk out of my arm. Then after I put 40~ bags of mulch in, they lowered the trunk and there was a bit of my skin w/ hair on it stuck to their tail light 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I think "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" was largely forgettable at this point, but "I want to start over... I want to be a baby" remains an All-Timer in my mind.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i heard Schumer sits in his office all day and plays with play-doh. he doesn't know how to answer the phone and no one ever taught him how to use computer so he just sits there making spaghetti with play-doh. blue, red, green, etc. It sounds funny, but they told me its actually really sad to see.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM