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Derek
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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
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The mods always suck, brother
Just an incredible show, wow
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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discipline and punishment by michel foucault
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have every Bond movie on Bluray and I am a Bond fan. They’re taking all this too seriously. They could easily just do an “it was a body double” or “Bond is a persona not a person”. These movies are supposed to be over the top fun lol
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Bond girls are named like “February Labia”
April 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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very human billionaire’s favorite nonfiction books:
- How to Kill People
- Destroying Earth
- How to Cook Humans
- The 48 Laws of Power
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They don’t invite Joyce Carol Oates to roasts because her insult game is too nuclear
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
ayy quit bustin my ballsh
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
fluh
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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you should block will stancil he gets off on the negative attention
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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i'm tired boss
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
ale loneliness
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Get this senile fuck out of the booth
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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anyone do this 😩
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Commanders are a nasty, nasty team
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Gordon of Eden
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
gunky roads
take me home
to the place
i belong
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Heheh
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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If you meet the gouda on the road, eat the gouda
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
9 hours of work on a Saturday time for a funckong beerski
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
big uggs
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Sir--permission to kinetically engage this Modelo!
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM