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· Dec 12
Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
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Helped kiddo with his math homework. He cried, I cried, a smoldering pair of mourning doves fell from the sky. Number 17 was a bitch.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Helped kiddo with his math homework. He cried, I cried, a smoldering pair of mourning doves fell from the sky. Number 17 was a bitch.
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Me: What are you going to do if someone tries to steal packages off the porch?
Dog: [Long, squeaky fart]
Me: I was thinking barking, but yeah, that might work...
Dog: [Long, squeaky fart]
Me: I was thinking barking, but yeah, that might work...
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Me: What are you going to do if someone tries to steal packages off the porch?
Dog: [Long, squeaky fart]
Me: I was thinking barking, but yeah, that might work...
Dog: [Long, squeaky fart]
Me: I was thinking barking, but yeah, that might work...
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Gonna start saying “Hank you” instead. Save myself time. Start a business.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gonna start saying “Hank you” instead. Save myself time. Start a business.
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
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as the old saying goes, "an omelette without eggs is like a chicken without legs"
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
as the old saying goes, "an omelette without eggs is like a chicken without legs"
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Feeling lucky? Pop over to the convention center for a free spinal adjustment from the Hoover County Chiropractic Boarding School freshman class.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Feeling lucky? Pop over to the convention center for a free spinal adjustment from the Hoover County Chiropractic Boarding School freshman class.
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can’t right now, I’m thinking about the French horn solo from “Sowing the Seeds of Love” by Tears for Fears
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
can’t right now, I’m thinking about the French horn solo from “Sowing the Seeds of Love” by Tears for Fears
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about to ask an interdimensional being to be my wife wish me luck
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
about to ask an interdimensional being to be my wife wish me luck
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they never pick me to be on a jury, which is weird because i’m super good at judging people
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
they never pick me to be on a jury, which is weird because i’m super good at judging people
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Incredible new ways of not getting the joke
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Incredible new ways of not getting the joke
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bugs bunny exiting a mine, being chased by yosemite sam: tank goodness, this thing is filthy!
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
bugs bunny exiting a mine, being chased by yosemite sam: tank goodness, this thing is filthy!
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I see your save and raise you an eyebrow.
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I see your save and raise you an eyebrow.
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drinking brandy out of a little barrell mounted to my collar
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
drinking brandy out of a little barrell mounted to my collar
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Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to see if I can bite through the weird big chunk of granola
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to see if I can bite through the weird big chunk of granola
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Times are hard, but just remember that matronly figure who takes away the rubbish is a garbage ma’am.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Times are hard, but just remember that matronly figure who takes away the rubbish is a garbage ma’am.
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[my funeral]
A bear emerges from the nearby woods, knocks the coffin over; it breaks open and my body flops out; the bear drags it away, but four eagles swoop in and fight the bear off, then fly away with most of my body, now in pieces.
My wife: It's what he would have wanted.
A bear emerges from the nearby woods, knocks the coffin over; it breaks open and my body flops out; the bear drags it away, but four eagles swoop in and fight the bear off, then fly away with most of my body, now in pieces.
My wife: It's what he would have wanted.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
[my funeral]
A bear emerges from the nearby woods, knocks the coffin over; it breaks open and my body flops out; the bear drags it away, but four eagles swoop in and fight the bear off, then fly away with most of my body, now in pieces.
My wife: It's what he would have wanted.
A bear emerges from the nearby woods, knocks the coffin over; it breaks open and my body flops out; the bear drags it away, but four eagles swoop in and fight the bear off, then fly away with most of my body, now in pieces.
My wife: It's what he would have wanted.
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They say empty vessels make the loudest noise but what they don’t tell you is they also make a wicked handy receptacle to carry your bologna loaf in
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They say empty vessels make the loudest noise but what they don’t tell you is they also make a wicked handy receptacle to carry your bologna loaf in
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No big deal but I asked a dog if he had an itchy ear & he said “mmm hmm”
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
No big deal but I asked a dog if he had an itchy ear & he said “mmm hmm”
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Doctor: I use an app to transcribe my visits with AI, is that OK?
Me: Sure
Doc: Great
Me: ᶠᵘᶜᵏʸᵒᵘᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
Doc: What was that?
Me: Nothing
Me: ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉᵇⁱᵗᶜʰᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
Me: Sure
Doc: Great
Me: ᶠᵘᶜᵏʸᵒᵘᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
Doc: What was that?
Me: Nothing
Me: ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉᵇⁱᵗᶜʰᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Doctor: I use an app to transcribe my visits with AI, is that OK?
Me: Sure
Doc: Great
Me: ᶠᵘᶜᵏʸᵒᵘᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
Doc: What was that?
Me: Nothing
Me: ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉᵇⁱᵗᶜʰᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
Me: Sure
Doc: Great
Me: ᶠᵘᶜᵏʸᵒᵘᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
Doc: What was that?
Me: Nothing
Me: ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉᵇⁱᵗᶜʰᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ
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Sorry man, last time I checked the light was red, am I supposed to just sit here and stare at the light?
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sorry man, last time I checked the light was red, am I supposed to just sit here and stare at the light?
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Going to start charging a membership fee for the birdbath. Titmouse been loitering all morning. Not on my watch, bird!
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Going to start charging a membership fee for the birdbath. Titmouse been loitering all morning. Not on my watch, bird!
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what if instead of sending automated rejection emails or ghosting me, an employer did a secret third thing (hired me for a job in my field for reasonable compensation)
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
what if instead of sending automated rejection emails or ghosting me, an employer did a secret third thing (hired me for a job in my field for reasonable compensation)
GREAT BIIIIIG HAPPY DAY TO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE @addiane.bsky.social! HOPE TODAY BRINGS SO, SO MANY GLOW IN THE DARK CAT EARS!
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
Alt: kermit the frog is flailing his arms in excitement for @addiane birthday!!! Totally hopped up on excitement!
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November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
GREAT BIIIIIG HAPPY DAY TO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE @addiane.bsky.social! HOPE TODAY BRINGS SO, SO MANY GLOW IN THE DARK CAT EARS!
How to save your marriage with cold Taco Bell and roughly $600,000.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How to save your marriage with cold Taco Bell and roughly $600,000.