Howard Mittelmark
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Occupant was my father's name. Call me Current Resident.
howardm.bsky.social
Does everyone think it's really a coincidence that Diane Keaton made a documentary about the afterlife and now she's dead?
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He set about doing the dishes with a sort of wild abandon he had never known in his youth, had never imagined possible. One, two! One, two! Plates and glasses, forks and knives, all fell before him. One, two! One, two! "Snicker-snack!" he shouted, startling the cat.
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Piercing bronze eyes focused on the watch strapped to the massive thews of his wrist, cheeks puffed out like a mighty bronze squirrel carrying a hoard of nuts, Doc Savage saw the second hand complete a 19th circuit and released his powerful breath. He was ready to explore the surface of the moon.
howardm.bsky.social
Read that as half a scone.
howardm.bsky.social
[Neil Young voice]

Soapless, soapless, soapless.
howardm.bsky.social
Recently heard on a music podcast that Davy Jones of the Monkees was the Artful Dodger in the US production bc the London actor's genuine Cockney accent was unintelligible to Americans, while Davy Jones's bad, actory accent was easily understood. Which is to say, maybe he was in yours too.
howardm.bsky.social
This would be mine too. My long-gone grandmother was into Westerns, as well as professional wrestling and Star Trek.
howardm.bsky.social
Piercing bronze eyes focused on the watch strapped to the massive thews of his wrist, cheeks puffed out like a mighty bronze squirrel carrying a hoard of nuts, Doc Savage saw the second hand complete a 19th circuit and released his powerful breath. He was ready to explore the surface of the moon.
howardm.bsky.social
He insisted I support Arsenal. Does that tell us anything?
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besecretandexult.bsky.social
I just spent the day leading a zine folding. We folded 2000 of @meganpiont.bsky.social 's "We Marched; Now What?" zines to give out at No Kings. Find an event near you, and then pick a next step from the zine.
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"power belongs to the people/join the movement/ Saturday, Oct 18"
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natcassidy.bsky.social
This photo of Robert Bloch is the most writer photo to have ever writer photo’d. It is Pure Writer Photo.
howardm.bsky.social
Doesn't take a lot of smarts to point your money at something.
gonebabygone.bsky.social
Peter Thiel turning out to be this stupid honestly messes with my idea of him as the eminence grise behind the Gawker lawsuit, maybe Hogan pitched him on it and kept having to explain like “a lawsuit is like when they blew up the Death Star brother”
howardm.bsky.social
Ha. No, just went to get some grapes.
howardm.bsky.social
I guess I'll be seeing you around, then.
howardm.bsky.social
So that he could just stare at me, uncomprehendingly? I get enough of that in my own country.
howardm.bsky.social
REVEALED: Yorkshire Pudding Just Bread
howardm.bsky.social
Guy in a pub heard we were from New York and asked "Are you Jets?" and I guess I just stared at him, wondering what cultural meaning West Side Story and the Jets could possibly have taken on in London, until he asked again, clarifying, "Are you Jets or Giants?"
howardm.bsky.social
I've been thinking of rereading Infinite Jest, but that's three new novels I'll never get to, and I'm torn.
howardm.bsky.social
Well, the closest you can achieve naturally.
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annekorkeakivi.bsky.social
Other authors whose works are involved in the Anthropic settlement, are you making a claim? If so and you are traditionally published, are you accepting the “Default” recovery option or filing for the “Alternative” option?

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Yes, of course, and default. Fifty-fifty is way better than what I get for royalties. The publishers might not go along with it, though.