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This is our most moderately priced receptacle.

https://octophant.us
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I have been making my dumb life from drawing my little guys and stuff for more than 15 years now and I would like to continue to and you can help...

Original screen prints, paintings, etc: octophant.us/buy

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July 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Ghosts of Krampus Past, Day 2
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Great Tiger: Long-Lasting Fortune in Battle — Kaneko Tomiyuki, 2023
mineral pigments, transparent watercolor, acrylic, pen, sacred water, shell powder, foil on Japanese paper
460×80 cm
mizuma-art.co.jp/en/artists/k...
November 24, 2024 at 3:48 AM
-What is that dance you're doing?

-It's called 'The Churston'
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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two things are true about this whole gnarly ass situation: the woman in question sucks so bad, and the men in her life keep almost making her look good by sucking way, way worse
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Hey in case someone wanted to take me up on this still-standing commission offer we are getting close to a cutoff for holiday delivery but we could do it if you got at me soon...
Going to try a thing here... If you want a 9x12 ink drawing of your D&D guy or a pet or an animal you'd like for a pet or something else similar to these, I will draw it and mail it to you for $100. I'll even do a little lettering. DM if interested.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I still have cards and stamps from last year. If you would like one of these cards mailed to you (which one will be a surprise) DM me an address. Take these from me.
I wasn't kidding. If you want a card you can DM me your address and be surprised which one you get. Offer good until I run out.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We are not doing Die Hard is a Christmas Movie discourse this year. Instead we are doing Home Alone Sucks Actually and You are Just Remembering Being Eight Years Old discourse.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Now is the time of Yule and Monsters
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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"You can't just put tinsel on Danny DeVito and call it a Christmas tree"

WELL...
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Very upset to learn actors are not mastering the art of emesis on command as part of their craft. Everything is a lie.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3
Pedicab Driver
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Hivemind, I have a challenge. Popular culture is dominated by the car (car chases, cop dramas etc), helping us accept a car-dominated urban environment as normal. Can you think of any examples of popular culture highlighting bikes, trams, walking etc? I can only think of A Streetcar Named Desire.
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
How often are you going in your crawlspace? It’s fine.
The bear that moved into a home’s crawlspace more than a week ago in Altadena is not budging: despite numerous attempts by the homeowners to keep him out, the animal is staying put.
Unbearable living situation: Bear under Altadena home showing no signs of leaving
“I feel nervous all the time,” homeowner Ken Johnson said. “I’m always looking over my shoulder to see if he’s coming out.”
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Really would not want installing that to be my job
Turning the clock back on Tuesday to the 90s when the Hancock had a star hanging between the antennas during the holidays.
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Important to be aware it is currently snowing again
shout out to the guy wearing shorts and walking home with groceries, you win today's Mr Midwest Award
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When I saw the new Fantastic Four in the theater I missed that they stole a Marina City tower for it
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Chair Company ending on a cliff hanger wasn’t on my bingo card
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I still have cards and stamps from last year. If you would like one of these cards mailed to you (which one will be a surprise) DM me an address. Take these from me.
I wasn't kidding. If you want a card you can DM me your address and be surprised which one you get. Offer good until I run out.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Posting some Ghosts of Krampus Past, leading up to Krampusnacht on Friday. I've made a lot of Krampuses, if you were unaware. These are from 2012-2015.
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
[On the phone with everyone who wants money from me] …ok yes, sure, but please look again at how many likes… and the reposts!
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There's so much to hate about this movie, but what had me hollering was how Michelle Dockery is on the radio to a pilot on the ground who is supposed to be helping her land a plane and the first thing he does in this life-or-death situation is shamelessly hit on her. And she's way into it.
I knew before I did it that nothing good was going to come from putting on Flight Risk
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
someone tell me which website will actually find a job for me sick of the lies
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Still one of the great tweet exchanges
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM