Phineas
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This is why there is a video game of just power washing things
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is why there is a video game of just power washing things
I think he means he needs to be stronger so he can keep carrying a growing child around as a shield
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I think he means he needs to be stronger so he can keep carrying a growing child around as a shield
It was his scurrying that first me interested
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It was his scurrying that first me interested
Some days you’re the snake, or the tree, or the spear…
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Some days you’re the snake, or the tree, or the spear…
Commando actually is the apotheosis and send-up of 80s action that Last Action Hero believed itself to be
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Commando actually is the apotheosis and send-up of 80s action that Last Action Hero believed itself to be
Honestly wolfman is probably my least favorite look
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Honestly wolfman is probably my least favorite look
Why will no one pay me to not coach football. I’m really good at it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Why will no one pay me to not coach football. I’m really good at it.
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Ghosts of Krampus Past, Day 2
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ghosts of Krampus Past, Day 2
Reckon it were Gordon Shumway, guv!
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reckon it were Gordon Shumway, guv!
I mean, look at the people running everything currently. The bar doesn't get lower and shows no sign of rising.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I mean, look at the people running everything currently. The bar doesn't get lower and shows no sign of rising.
Unless she parlays it into a cushy life of being terrible for TPUSA or similar
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Unless she parlays it into a cushy life of being terrible for TPUSA or similar
I suppose you could say Breaking Away as well? You could probably list a bunch of bicycle movies. Hell let's throw ET in there.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I suppose you could say Breaking Away as well? You could probably list a bunch of bicycle movies. Hell let's throw ET in there.
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two things are true about this whole gnarly ass situation: the woman in question sucks so bad, and the men in her life keep almost making her look good by sucking way, way worse
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
two things are true about this whole gnarly ass situation: the woman in question sucks so bad, and the men in her life keep almost making her look good by sucking way, way worse
Well, it's just a postcard. No opening required. No secrets.
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Well, it's just a postcard. No opening required. No secrets.
Yeah you’re ideally going to work it so the last screen can cover up the registration problems of the previous one
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yeah you’re ideally going to work it so the last screen can cover up the registration problems of the previous one
Presumably it can have a little nap in your mailbox
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Presumably it can have a little nap in your mailbox
Actually that's how I would tell everyone to screen print. That's how you turn four screens into six or seven colors. It's the best way. Altho it is a real registration conundrum if your first screen down is somehow also your key plate.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Actually that's how I would tell everyone to screen print. That's how you turn four screens into six or seven colors. It's the best way. Altho it is a real registration conundrum if your first screen down is somehow also your key plate.
Just addressed six cards for some internet strangers but I have more still
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just addressed six cards for some internet strangers but I have more still