The Deuce Deducer
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
Driving at night in the rain/snow in heavy traffic for five hours is just one reason I consider myself superior to our president.
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Driving at night in the rain/snow in heavy traffic for five hours is just one reason I consider myself superior to our president.
It's been awhile (last Wednesday) since I was at work. I wonder if it will feel weird to go back.
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's been awhile (last Wednesday) since I was at work. I wonder if it will feel weird to go back.
They should make a rum that is harder to pour into other stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They should make a rum that is harder to pour into other stuff.
<waking up from a coma I entered on August 10th, 1974> "It's a good thing Watergate made it impossible for the executive to commit crimes and consolidate power. How are things now?"
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
<waking up from a coma I entered on August 10th, 1974> "It's a good thing Watergate made it impossible for the executive to commit crimes and consolidate power. How are things now?"
How Many Tyrants to Patriots Is the Proper Ratio for Watering the Tree of Liberty, Charlie Brown?
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
How Many Tyrants to Patriots Is the Proper Ratio for Watering the Tree of Liberty, Charlie Brown?
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Good News For People Who Love Insane Amounts Of Snow
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Good News For People Who Love Insane Amounts Of Snow
The weirdest thing about being in your fifties with bad knees is that you've got the perspicacity to realize that Ukraine's independence is a cause that's actually worth your life, as an American, but also you'd be dead in ten minutes, so...
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The weirdest thing about being in your fifties with bad knees is that you've got the perspicacity to realize that Ukraine's independence is a cause that's actually worth your life, as an American, but also you'd be dead in ten minutes, so...
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Getting a dozen of these and becoming the most powerful human alive
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Getting a dozen of these and becoming the most powerful human alive
It's a good thing none of the other Allies are having Nazi problems right now. <opens paper>
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's a good thing none of the other Allies are having Nazi problems right now. <opens paper>
Wife and daughter shouting up and downstairs about cranberry amphetamines.
The cranberry amphetamines we have at home:
The cranberry amphetamines we have at home:
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wife and daughter shouting up and downstairs about cranberry amphetamines.
The cranberry amphetamines we have at home:
The cranberry amphetamines we have at home:
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Distracting myself from the persistent horrors of the world by going to Suzuki Omnichord Dreamland via double reverb and analog phase shifting ✌🏻 #musicsky #nostalgia #synthsky
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Distracting myself from the persistent horrors of the world by going to Suzuki Omnichord Dreamland via double reverb and analog phase shifting ✌🏻 #musicsky #nostalgia #synthsky
Particularly certain kinds of people. Hobbies are an extremely reliable filter for absolute freaks.
The problem with many hobbies is they’re a way to meet people
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Particularly certain kinds of people. Hobbies are an extremely reliable filter for absolute freaks.
Hoo! 14.8ABV imperial stout. It's like booze syrup.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hoo! 14.8ABV imperial stout. It's like booze syrup.
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Sure, calling them aeronautical engineers is fine, but I just feel that ‘flyentists’ would’ve been so much better.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sure, calling them aeronautical engineers is fine, but I just feel that ‘flyentists’ would’ve been so much better.
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*leans over to wife every time a female news anchor appears on MS NOW* that’s Ms. Now
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
*leans over to wife every time a female news anchor appears on MS NOW* that’s Ms. Now
Ballroom? More like SMALL-room, ammirite?
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ballroom? More like SMALL-room, ammirite?
AC-DC's Back in Black is a corporate finance song, change my mind.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
AC-DC's Back in Black is a corporate finance song, change my mind.
I think we need to move on as a society from putting coal in the stockings of the worst offenders to putting you're going straight to Hell in their stockings.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I think we need to move on as a society from putting coal in the stockings of the worst offenders to putting you're going straight to Hell in their stockings.
can't be war crimes if we're not at war
a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
can't be war crimes if we're not at war
Cheers to this guy for reframing the analysis of the threshold for deserving financial relief from "would literaly drown tomorrow without it" to "will never be financially independent without it"
wapo.st/4pySw6b
wapo.st/4pySw6b
Meet the investor who thinks the poverty line should be $140,000
Michael Green’s tally of the costs of raising a family in the U.S. today is going viral, even if some economists scoff at his math.
wapo.st
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Cheers to this guy for reframing the analysis of the threshold for deserving financial relief from "would literaly drown tomorrow without it" to "will never be financially independent without it"
wapo.st/4pySw6b
wapo.st/4pySw6b
If anyone needed an object lesson in why the first headline is bad, check the second headline.
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
If anyone needed an object lesson in why the first headline is bad, check the second headline.
Not you assholes again.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Not you assholes again.
Those tiny tiny little toads that pee on you when you hold them on your palm are very cool. I mean their temperature is cool, not that they smoke tiny little cigarettes and wear itty bitty band t-shirts. Nobody tells you this stuff. You gotta find it out yourself.
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Those tiny tiny little toads that pee on you when you hold them on your palm are very cool. I mean their temperature is cool, not that they smoke tiny little cigarettes and wear itty bitty band t-shirts. Nobody tells you this stuff. You gotta find it out yourself.
Nice living by the sword you got there.
You know what they say about living by the sword, tho.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
You know what they say about living by the sword, tho.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Nice living by the sword you got there.
You know what they say about living by the sword, tho.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
You know what they say about living by the sword, tho.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
I ran a cement mixer today, while other guys set posts during our big snow. Not a bad way to spend a few hours.
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I ran a cement mixer today, while other guys set posts during our big snow. Not a bad way to spend a few hours.