The Deuce Deducer
@marchanddcitron.bsky.social
Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
I wouldn't exactly say I've been struggling, Bob.
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I wouldn't exactly say I've been struggling, Bob.
With ten more days left in the official season, and exajoules of above average energy left in the ocean, calling it this confidently seems like the opening montage in a Gerard Butler disaster porn blockbuster that flops at the box office but does okay in streaming and home release.
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
With ten more days left in the official season, and exajoules of above average energy left in the ocean, calling it this confidently seems like the opening montage in a Gerard Butler disaster porn blockbuster that flops at the box office but does okay in streaming and home release.
tiny dead spider on tiny bootlego space shuttle launch tower
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
tiny dead spider on tiny bootlego space shuttle launch tower
Sweet Jesus, it is pouring harder than any summer storm right now.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sweet Jesus, it is pouring harder than any summer storm right now.
*slowly taps copy of Heavy Metal*
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*slowly taps copy of Heavy Metal*
At some point, after he's painted the walls and the coffee table and the chairs gold he's going to insist that visitors get sprayed in gold.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
At some point, after he's painted the walls and the coffee table and the chairs gold he's going to insist that visitors get sprayed in gold.
Who else turning they ibuprofen bottle caps to defeat toddler, even though it's been seventeen years since they had toddler?
And the bottle is in a cabinet seven feet up?
And the bottle is in a cabinet seven feet up?
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Who else turning they ibuprofen bottle caps to defeat toddler, even though it's been seventeen years since they had toddler?
And the bottle is in a cabinet seven feet up?
And the bottle is in a cabinet seven feet up?
There he is!
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There he is!
What Ass Benny does when I try to take his portrait:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What Ass Benny does when I try to take his portrait:
Maybe it's all the linear algebra and calculus I had to take for five years to become an engineer, but I'm almost certain that's not 50% off.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Maybe it's all the linear algebra and calculus I had to take for five years to become an engineer, but I'm almost certain that's not 50% off.
Gonna be first in line for lunch at Golden Carl.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Gonna be first in line for lunch at Golden Carl.
This one (also cheap, but less so) still has at least 75% after being off the same amount of time (at least six months).
Assuming both are similarly accurate, I think it's important to have one that will be ready to use in an emergency with a minimum of fucking around.
Assuming both are similarly accurate, I think it's important to have one that will be ready to use in an emergency with a minimum of fucking around.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This one (also cheap, but less so) still has at least 75% after being off the same amount of time (at least six months).
Assuming both are similarly accurate, I think it's important to have one that will be ready to use in an emergency with a minimum of fucking around.
Assuming both are similarly accurate, I think it's important to have one that will be ready to use in an emergency with a minimum of fucking around.
Sometimes it do be like that.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sometimes it do be like that.
I say this to my wife, who is unusually sensitive to bumps when riding as a passenger while looking the entire time at her phone, at least once a week when I can't avoid a pothole or something.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I say this to my wife, who is unusually sensitive to bumps when riding as a passenger while looking the entire time at her phone, at least once a week when I can't avoid a pothole or something.
Form follows function.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Form follows function.
Who says Johnny Cash quoting Revelation isn't actually hilarious?
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Who says Johnny Cash quoting Revelation isn't actually hilarious?
Her actress era may pass quickly into her comically low rotten tomatoes score era.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Her actress era may pass quickly into her comically low rotten tomatoes score era.
Any time there's a windfall:
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Any time there's a windfall:
Thinking about Chernobyl every time I make salt potatoes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Thinking about Chernobyl every time I make salt potatoes.
What would I do with full SNAP benefits?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What would I do with full SNAP benefits?
Here comes Charlie Schumer. Good ol' Charlie Schumer... yes, sir.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Here comes Charlie Schumer. Good ol' Charlie Schumer... yes, sir.
Drinking some Stoli for Lt Col Stanislav Petrov.
Спасибо, товарищ
Спасибо, товарищ
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Drinking some Stoli for Lt Col Stanislav Petrov.
Спасибо, товарищ
Спасибо, товарищ
Very big brick bug (house centipede) scooting around in my basement.
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Very big brick bug (house centipede) scooting around in my basement.