Still worth it.

Corporate greed has eschewed any semblance of owing you anything in return for what they take at knifepoint these days.

What with comedy being tragedy plus timing.

Rules are rules.

Joke time was at least forty five minutes ago.

Does this coffee smell bad to you?

Might have known what you would find

Probably something good, tho.

Or whatever happens when you play chicken with a depth guage.

I ain't no governor's son, neither, and it does feel good to finally say it.

It's convenient that he has such long legs, making the mustard seed easier to spread around without getting as much on himself. Just from an evolutionary biology standpoint within the Mustoverse, I mean.

At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline

I'm hoping he brings me an M48 Patton.