The Deuce Deducer
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
With ten more days left in the official season, and exajoules of above average energy left in the ocean, calling it this confidently seems like the opening montage in a Gerard Butler disaster porn blockbuster that flops at the box office but does okay in streaming and home release.
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
With ten more days left in the official season, and exajoules of above average energy left in the ocean, calling it this confidently seems like the opening montage in a Gerard Butler disaster porn blockbuster that flops at the box office but does okay in streaming and home release.
Lots of things are a sign of us having peaked as a society, but the fact that we're never going to rebuild the Key Bridge is the clearest.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Key Bridge rebuild could cost up to $5.2B, more than twice initial estimate
The projection of as much as $5.2 billion comes on the eve of an NTSB meeting that will delve into the cause of the bridge collapse that killed six people.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Lots of things are a sign of us having peaked as a society, but the fact that we're never going to rebuild the Key Bridge is the clearest.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
The problem with capitalism is how it incentivises getting away with whatever you can get away with.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The problem with capitalism is how it incentivises getting away with whatever you can get away with.
Not the Old Testament, not the New Testament, but a secret, third testament.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Not the Old Testament, not the New Testament, but a secret, third testament.
big farts, big fun
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
big farts, big fun
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At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
But I'm a peep
I'm a mallow
I'm a mallow
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
But I'm a peep
I'm a mallow
I'm a mallow
I enjoyed this a lot back when it first came out on dead trees, and still to this day.
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I enjoyed this a lot back when it first came out on dead trees, and still to this day.
As limited as the selection is at Chipotle, it's still too much for some people.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As limited as the selection is at Chipotle, it's still too much for some people.
Conserving water by rinsing these food service trays in the bathroom mop bucket.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Conserving water by rinsing these food service trays in the bathroom mop bucket.
Have you ever tried to shrink like an ice cube in the sink?
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Have you ever tried to shrink like an ice cube in the sink?
"Subclade K" sounds like the perfect name for a Swedish EDM band whose shirts-off rave concert is where you get the flu this season.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"Subclade K" sounds like the perfect name for a Swedish EDM band whose shirts-off rave concert is where you get the flu this season.
I've got fluid in my ears from having a cold, and it's resulted in some really wild hooting feedback from my tinnitus on one side, mostly if I talk.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I've got fluid in my ears from having a cold, and it's resulted in some really wild hooting feedback from my tinnitus on one side, mostly if I talk.
tiny dead spider on tiny bootlego space shuttle launch tower
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
tiny dead spider on tiny bootlego space shuttle launch tower
A Homer Simpson special edition iPhone with a donut disturb feature.
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A Homer Simpson special edition iPhone with a donut disturb feature.
Congress should work on not letting insurance companies make fabulous profits for denying care. Just an idea.
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Congress should work on not letting insurance companies make fabulous profits for denying care. Just an idea.
Kill Command is still pretty good.
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Kill Command is still pretty good.
Pitch has entirely too many unrelated meanings in the English language.
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Pitch has entirely too many unrelated meanings in the English language.
One of the reasons banks front load the interest on mortgage payments is that if your house burns down or washes away or ends up in a bankrupt township or you die at some point during the 50 year term (all things that are fairly high risk) they've already got twice the value of the house from you.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
One of the reasons banks front load the interest on mortgage payments is that if your house burns down or washes away or ends up in a bankrupt township or you die at some point during the 50 year term (all things that are fairly high risk) they've already got twice the value of the house from you.
Sweet Jesus, it is pouring harder than any summer storm right now.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sweet Jesus, it is pouring harder than any summer storm right now.
Wet End Girls (Eat End Boys)
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Wet End Girls (Eat End Boys)
There's going to be a sound like high explosives from how fast the plasma bubble of manifested power slams shut on old "I'm definitely wearing clothes" Trump when his MAGA hordes stop believing he's wearing anything.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There's going to be a sound like high explosives from how fast the plasma bubble of manifested power slams shut on old "I'm definitely wearing clothes" Trump when his MAGA hordes stop believing he's wearing anything.
At some point, after he's painted the walls and the coffee table and the chairs gold he's going to insist that visitors get sprayed in gold.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
At some point, after he's painted the walls and the coffee table and the chairs gold he's going to insist that visitors get sprayed in gold.
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Gas station dick pills?
No
Space station dick pills
No
Space station dick pills
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Gas station dick pills?
No
Space station dick pills
No
Space station dick pills