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Graham Reaper

@spidey004.bsky.social

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Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick. (I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · Oct 2

They say, “You should never meet your heroes.” But I say, “You absolutely should meet your heroes and spend 25 minutes explaining to them how to make a really good panini.”

Photo of an excited, weird-looking bald guy (me) standing next to a masked and fully costumed Spider-Man. I’m holding one hand on top of the other, as if I’m making an “air sandwich.” Because he’s masked, Spidey is expressionless, yet is still able to convey his complete disinterest in whatever I’m saying.

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 2h

If you claim to be a horror fan around me, expect to be challenged. “Oh, yeah? If you’re such a big horror fan, then name Stephen King! I bet you can’t!”

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 4h

Ahhh!!! Two of my faves! 🤩🤩

Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 5h

These are great, which must be why I like them so much, due to the aforementioned greatness! 🤩

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Michael Maycabre 🎃 @michaelmay.bsky.social · 5h

Triplets!

a woman in a black dress is sitting in front of a red brick wall and smiling .

Alt: Sandra Bullock

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 6h

I can’t believe I never realized this. It’s been staring me in the face THIS WHOLE TIME.

Side-by-side photos. On the left, Jim J. Bullock (the actor/comedian). On the right, Harvey Bullock (the supporting character in Batman comics, cartoons, etc.). The text reads “The Bullock Twins.” The joke here is that they don’t look alike or act alike in any way. Funny stuff, right?

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 8h

You’re going on Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend AGAIN?!?

Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 9h

So sorry, Evan.

Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 19h

This all made me very happy. Low five, everybody!

three men are sitting on a couch with one wearing a shirt that says ' i love you ' on it

ALT: three men are sitting on a couch with one wearing a shirt that says ' i love you ' on it

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 22h

He was great in Goldtoe, Thunderball (of Your Foot), Bunions Are Forever, and The Spy Who Kicked Me.

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 23h

Oh, no. Why did I have to invest my life savings into Gabapentin? Didn’t I realize seniors would inevitably turn to this foot…?

Screencap of a weird web ad. There’s a foot with some kind of electronic device strapped to it. And the caption reads “Gabapentin Sales Plummet as Seniors Turn to This Foot…”

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Tom Compton @rehydraters.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't use them because I didn't want to have to reteach my kids the same lessons over and over.

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 1d

Just figured out baby wipes work on non-babies, too. This. Changes. EVERYTHING. 🤯

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 1d

Where I work now there’s a job title called “In-Cell Inspector” and apparently I’m the only one who thinks that’s funny.

Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon frog wearing sunglasses and a black jacket

ALT: a cartoon frog wearing sunglasses and a black jacket

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 1d

True. Your day is #BeGloriousHairAndBeFlauntingIt Day.

Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 1d

I #BeBald but I don’t #BeFree. #MakeItRain, babyyyyy.

a penguin wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding two boxes of money in its hands

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 1d

It’s Halloween season, so you just know I’m once again torturing myself with the impossible debate of which is the best candy from the only two choices possible.

An odd-looking bald guy (me) looks at a thought bubble containing pictures of Circus Peanuts and Necco Wafers. Question marks float around his head and a caption reads “They’re both so good!”

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a batman costume says " i 'm batman " in white letters

ALT: a man in a batman costume says " i 'm batman " in white letters

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 2d

A strange coincidence? Or a sinister government/alien plot?

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 2d

I mainly know him from Firehead (1991) but it’s good to hear he’s been other things.

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 2d

“Wait, that’s a VELOCIRAPTOR?!??!?”

a cartoon sheep with big eyes is standing in a field

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 2d

Christopher Plummer as Sherlock Holmes? James Mason as Watson? And they’re going up against Jack the Ripper??? @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social, and I watched Murder By Decree and came away with a range of reactions. Watch it on Tubi and see who you agree with!

afterlunch.bsky.social @afterlunch.bsky.social · 2d

New Episode! @spidey004.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social, and @michaelmay.bsky.social reconvene our Sherlock Holmes panel to talk about Murder by Decree with Holmes and Watson on the trail of Jack the Ripper.

www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2025/10/392-...

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CT from the Black Lagoon⚡️ @stormspeed.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon of homer simpson driving a green car

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 2d

You don’t have to be the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church to take advantage of Graham Motors Columbus Day Popemobile Sale! Wear your tallest hat and come on down!

Photo of the Popemobile, which looks like a white pickup truck with a big, raised, cabin in the back with presumably bulletproof windows where the Pope can sit on what kind of looks like a toilet and wave at onlookers. It’s a weird car.

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Graham Reaper @spidey004.bsky.social · 3d

We had to watch a Mickey Mouse cartoon when it was over, just to be able to go to bed!