Hotsie🎀Tozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
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Hotsie🎀Tozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
It’s the little things
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s the little things
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You can save a ton on Christmas gifts by remaining in the corn maze
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You can save a ton on Christmas gifts by remaining in the corn maze
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Did I miss the Black Friday sale? Were green cards 50% off? How much for a pardon?
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Did I miss the Black Friday sale? Were green cards 50% off? How much for a pardon?
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Just saw this year’s Fantastic 4 movie and enjoyed Disappearing Lady, Matchstick Man, Big Brick Badboy and Dr. Rubberband. And Shiny Cowabunga, the nude flying alien. The baby was terrible. 👎
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Just saw this year’s Fantastic 4 movie and enjoyed Disappearing Lady, Matchstick Man, Big Brick Badboy and Dr. Rubberband. And Shiny Cowabunga, the nude flying alien. The baby was terrible. 👎
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my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
Home Depot is having a big BOGO Black Friday sale on guillotines y’all
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Home Depot is having a big BOGO Black Friday sale on guillotines y’all
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Not a celebration kind of person I guess...
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Not a celebration kind of person I guess...
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oh you think you’re an adult because you drink coffee now? listen champ i started chewing on the beans for today’s cup last night before bed
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oh you think you’re an adult because you drink coffee now? listen champ i started chewing on the beans for today’s cup last night before bed
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
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ME: Is there a 臀?
PAT SAJAK: No, there's not a fucking 臀.
PAT SAJAK: No, there's not a fucking 臀.
June 4, 2024 at 8:21 PM
ME: Is there a 臀?
PAT SAJAK: No, there's not a fucking 臀.
PAT SAJAK: No, there's not a fucking 臀.
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Do shitty people know that not being shitty is an option
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Do shitty people know that not being shitty is an option
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If you say "fuck" a lot but would never dream of saying "quiet piggy" to any fellow human, I want to be your friend.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you say "fuck" a lot but would never dream of saying "quiet piggy" to any fellow human, I want to be your friend.
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There’s nothing I can do
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There’s nothing I can do
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Adam Ant
Julian Lennon
The Cure
P.I.L.
Stereo Total
Adam Ant
Julian Lennon
The Cure
P.I.L.
Stereo Total
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen:
Thin Lizzy
Johnny Mathis
David Bowie
Curtis Mayfield
Charli XCX
Thin Lizzy
Johnny Mathis
David Bowie
Curtis Mayfield
Charli XCX
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen:
1% of The Fall
20% of Orange Juice
25% of The Beatles
75% of The Smiths
100% of The Velvet Underground
1% of The Fall
20% of Orange Juice
25% of The Beatles
75% of The Smiths
100% of The Velvet Underground
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Adam Ant
Julian Lennon
The Cure
P.I.L.
Stereo Total
Adam Ant
Julian Lennon
The Cure
P.I.L.
Stereo Total
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Shoutout to everyone wide awake in a guest bed right now
November 28, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Shoutout to everyone wide awake in a guest bed right now
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
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Movie idea it’s the day of the big game and the coach is giving a speech and he says let’s win this one for our player who died in a horrible car wreck and the team captain says coach that was all of us the movie is called Ghost Team
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Movie idea it’s the day of the big game and the coach is giving a speech and he says let’s win this one for our player who died in a horrible car wreck and the team captain says coach that was all of us the movie is called Ghost Team
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The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
DOGE no longer has ‘centralized leadership’ under White House tech team, personnel head says
The team that was altered to house DOGE — formerly the U.S. Digital Service — is also still doing its own technology work across agencies.
www.nextgov.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
#CharlieBrownJesus
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
#CharlieBrownJesus
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Feel free to use this as your social media profile for the day he dies.
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Feel free to use this as your social media profile for the day he dies.