Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
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Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
· Oct 2
They say, “You should never meet your heroes.” But I say, “You absolutely should meet your heroes and spend 25 minutes explaining to them how to make a really good panini.”
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Tired —> the Die Hard Christmas movie debate.
Wired —> letting people enjoy things.
Wired —> letting people enjoy things.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words divinessugar @ tumblr below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words divinessugar @ tumblr below him
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November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tired —> the Die Hard Christmas movie debate.
Wired —> letting people enjoy things.
Wired —> letting people enjoy things.
With a great ornament there must also come great festivity. 🎄🤟
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
With a great ornament there must also come great festivity. 🎄🤟
Look, I’ve always been a tough guy.* In high school, I was voted Most Likely to Crack Some Friggin’ Skulls.** And my Senior Quote was “I’m your worst nightmare.”***
* Timid person.
** Most Likely to Follow a Daily Moisturizing Regimen.
*** ”Live, laugh, love.”
* Timid person.
** Most Likely to Follow a Daily Moisturizing Regimen.
*** ”Live, laugh, love.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Look, I’ve always been a tough guy.* In high school, I was voted Most Likely to Crack Some Friggin’ Skulls.** And my Senior Quote was “I’m your worst nightmare.”***
* Timid person.
** Most Likely to Follow a Daily Moisturizing Regimen.
*** ”Live, laugh, love.”
* Timid person.
** Most Likely to Follow a Daily Moisturizing Regimen.
*** ”Live, laugh, love.”
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I wish you hadn’t left after Act V, because you missed the big musical number and happy ending in Act VI.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I wish you hadn’t left after Act V, because you missed the big musical number and happy ending in Act VI.
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Hamlet, Act I
Hamlet, Act II
Hamlet, Act III
Hamlet, Act IV
Hamlet, Act V
Hamlet, Act I
Hamlet, Act II
Hamlet, Act III
Hamlet, Act IV
Hamlet, Act V
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Adam Ant
Julian Lennon
The Cure
P.I.L.
Stereo Total
Adam Ant
Julian Lennon
The Cure
P.I.L.
Stereo Total
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen:
Thin Lizzy
Johnny Mathis
David Bowie
Curtis Mayfield
Charli XCX
Thin Lizzy
Johnny Mathis
David Bowie
Curtis Mayfield
Charli XCX
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Hamlet, Act I
Hamlet, Act II
Hamlet, Act III
Hamlet, Act IV
Hamlet, Act V
Hamlet, Act I
Hamlet, Act II
Hamlet, Act III
Hamlet, Act IV
Hamlet, Act V
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A meal and the parade all in one
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A meal and the parade all in one
In my early days as a vegetarian, I felt I was going to miss eating turkey too much, so I bought a Tofurkey. (You know, where they mold tofu in the shape of a turkey. 🤷♂️) And I’ve gotta say they really captured the taste, texture, and mouthfeel of eating a solid latex balloon. #ThanksgivingMemories
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
In my early days as a vegetarian, I felt I was going to miss eating turkey too much, so I bought a Tofurkey. (You know, where they mold tofu in the shape of a turkey. 🤷♂️) And I’ve gotta say they really captured the taste, texture, and mouthfeel of eating a solid latex balloon. #ThanksgivingMemories
“Remove all internal organs, including the entrails, gizzard, and heart. Be sure to scrape all lung material from the backbone. Cut off the head and feet at the joints. Pull the trachea and esophagus from the neck and cavity. Scalding the bird in hot water makes plucking easier.” #HappyThanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Remove all internal organs, including the entrails, gizzard, and heart. Be sure to scrape all lung material from the backbone. Cut off the head and feet at the joints. Pull the trachea and esophagus from the neck and cavity. Scalding the bird in hot water makes plucking easier.” #HappyThanksgiving
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
The three spirits:
@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.
“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
The three spirits:
@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.
“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
The three spirits:
@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.
“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
The three spirits:
@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.
“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
Whenever I think about great works of art, I almost always think about the painting by that guy or lady of the pretty flowers or whatever. 🖼 #Art
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Whenever I think about great works of art, I almost always think about the painting by that guy or lady of the pretty flowers or whatever. 🖼 #Art
Oh, no! You’re right! My variant is here and he’s making me put my hand on MY face!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh, no! You’re right! My variant is here and he’s making me put my hand on MY face!!!
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I can only imagine the sliding doors scenario that created this hand on face variant monster!
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I can only imagine the sliding doors scenario that created this hand on face variant monster!
I finally managed to pierce the resonance barrier between realities and caught a horrifying glimpse of a wildly divergent variant of myself. Get a load of this freak. It’s like, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF YOUR FACE, YOU PRETENTIOUS KNOB.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I finally managed to pierce the resonance barrier between realities and caught a horrifying glimpse of a wildly divergent variant of myself. Get a load of this freak. It’s like, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF YOUR FACE, YOU PRETENTIOUS KNOB.
Many people are saying that Wicked: Part 1 is far superior to Part 2. This is mostly because my character, MC Skat Gote, delighted audiences during his 1.3 seconds of screen time in Part 1 and was unceremoniously murdered off-screen between movies.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Many people are saying that Wicked: Part 1 is far superior to Part 2. This is mostly because my character, MC Skat Gote, delighted audiences during his 1.3 seconds of screen time in Part 1 and was unceremoniously murdered off-screen between movies.
The pod is afoot! (Which makes sense because “pod” comes from the Greek word for “foot.”) And @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social, and I are talking Sherlock Holmes again! This time, we’re answering the crucial question: “Does young Sherlock Holmes have the rizz?”
Our Sherlock Holmes panel reconvenes as @paxholley.com, @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social, @michaelmay.bsky.social, and @spidey004.bsky.social talk about the Spielberg-produced '80s favorite (and admittedly non-canonical), Young Sherlock Holmes.
www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2025/11/402-...
www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2025/11/402-...
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The pod is afoot! (Which makes sense because “pod” comes from the Greek word for “foot.”) And @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social, and I are talking Sherlock Holmes again! This time, we’re answering the crucial question: “Does young Sherlock Holmes have the rizz?”
It’s Thanksgiving Week! And thanks to President Trump’s leadership and laser-like focus on affordability, we are truly going to have a fancy feast this year.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It’s Thanksgiving Week! And thanks to President Trump’s leadership and laser-like focus on affordability, we are truly going to have a fancy feast this year.
Part 1 of another Lounge is here! @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and I discuss weighty matters of profound importance and come up with detailed plans that could turn around society’s inexorable degradation, if implemented. Ha, ha! Nah, we talked about movies, TV, comic books, and stuff!
It’s Robbin’ Time!
@michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and @spidey004.bsky.social talk about lots of stuff including Silver Age Wonder Girl, Man-Wolf, Hell House by Richard Matheson, three Shirley Jackson novels, podcast apps, and Predator: Badlands.
www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2025/11/401-...
@michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and @spidey004.bsky.social talk about lots of stuff including Silver Age Wonder Girl, Man-Wolf, Hell House by Richard Matheson, three Shirley Jackson novels, podcast apps, and Predator: Badlands.
www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2025/11/401-...
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Part 1 of another Lounge is here! @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and I discuss weighty matters of profound importance and come up with detailed plans that could turn around society’s inexorable degradation, if implemented. Ha, ha! Nah, we talked about movies, TV, comic books, and stuff!
Even though I’m from Buffalo, I’m not in Hallmark’s upcoming cinematic masterpiece “Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story.” But you can still enjoy my heartwarming rom-com antics in *these* cinematic masterpieces.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Even though I’m from Buffalo, I’m not in Hallmark’s upcoming cinematic masterpiece “Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story.” But you can still enjoy my heartwarming rom-com antics in *these* cinematic masterpieces.
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give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
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The fact that Billy Idol has a Christmas album but it doesn’t contain a song called Dancing with My Elf is a tragedy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The fact that Billy Idol has a Christmas album but it doesn’t contain a song called Dancing with My Elf is a tragedy.
NUTRITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by HEALTH!
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
NUTRITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by HEALTH!
The cashier at the supermarket was totally flirting with me. "Sorry, sir, but you can't pay for your groceries with discarded gum wrappers." Oh, I know what *that* means, you little minx! 😘
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The cashier at the supermarket was totally flirting with me. "Sorry, sir, but you can't pay for your groceries with discarded gum wrappers." Oh, I know what *that* means, you little minx! 😘
I can’t believe Shel Silverstein ripped me off. Anyway, you might enjoy my book of poems “Where the Paved Pathway for Pedestrians Finishes.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I can’t believe Shel Silverstein ripped me off. Anyway, you might enjoy my book of poems “Where the Paved Pathway for Pedestrians Finishes.”
I had a blast with @hojukoolander.bsky.social and @williambwest.bsky.social for this bonus ep of @wizardscomics.bsky.social. But the question is: “Will you have a blast listening?” And the answer is: “Duh-doy! Of course you will.” And the response to that is: “Fine, but you don’t have to be rude.”
BONUS! @spidey004.bsky.social from the @afterlunch.bsky.social podcast joins us to DIVE DEEP into the world of Michael Turner's Fathom and discuss whether the comic HOLDS WATER. It's a fun time wading through the waves of fandom. Listen now, Geeks! wizards.transistor.fm/episodes/bon...
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I had a blast with @hojukoolander.bsky.social and @williambwest.bsky.social for this bonus ep of @wizardscomics.bsky.social. But the question is: “Will you have a blast listening?” And the answer is: “Duh-doy! Of course you will.” And the response to that is: “Fine, but you don’t have to be rude.”