Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
300+ page graphic novel. It’s fun, funny, creepy, weird, and fun. And fun.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
300+ page graphic novel. It’s fun, funny, creepy, weird, and fun. And fun.
This li’l guy loves his Christmas gold. (And murders.)
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This li’l guy loves his Christmas gold. (And murders.)
With a great ornament there must also come great festivity. 🎄🤟
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
With a great ornament there must also come great festivity. 🎄🤟
I did! I’m not sure if this is the exact model but it’s close enough. It’s a battery operated one that’s plastic and vastly underpowered when compared so my neighbors’ huge, loud diesel truck models. Consequently, I usually refer to it as a “Fisher-Price My First Snow Blower.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I did! I’m not sure if this is the exact model but it’s close enough. It’s a battery operated one that’s plastic and vastly underpowered when compared so my neighbors’ huge, loud diesel truck models. Consequently, I usually refer to it as a “Fisher-Price My First Snow Blower.”
Then this doofus would be The Shadow.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Then this doofus would be The Shadow.
“Remove all internal organs, including the entrails, gizzard, and heart. Be sure to scrape all lung material from the backbone. Cut off the head and feet at the joints. Pull the trachea and esophagus from the neck and cavity. Scalding the bird in hot water makes plucking easier.” #HappyThanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Remove all internal organs, including the entrails, gizzard, and heart. Be sure to scrape all lung material from the backbone. Cut off the head and feet at the joints. Pull the trachea and esophagus from the neck and cavity. Scalding the bird in hot water makes plucking easier.” #HappyThanksgiving
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
The three spirits:
@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.
“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
The three spirits:
@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.
“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
The three spirits:
@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.
“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
The three spirits:
@michaelmay.bsky.social,
@paxholley.com, and
The Ghost of Christmas Doofuses.
“Um, and they’ll probably stay for six hours or so talking about what they’ve been watching, reading, listening to, and thinking about. God bless us, everyone?”
STOP BRINGING UP OTHER VARIANTS! I THINK YOU’RE WILLING THEM INTO EXISTENCE!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
STOP BRINGING UP OTHER VARIANTS! I THINK YOU’RE WILLING THEM INTO EXISTENCE!!!
Oh, no! You’re right! My variant is here and he’s making me put my hand on MY face!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh, no! You’re right! My variant is here and he’s making me put my hand on MY face!!!
I finally managed to pierce the resonance barrier between realities and caught a horrifying glimpse of a wildly divergent variant of myself. Get a load of this freak. It’s like, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF YOUR FACE, YOU PRETENTIOUS KNOB.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I finally managed to pierce the resonance barrier between realities and caught a horrifying glimpse of a wildly divergent variant of myself. Get a load of this freak. It’s like, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF YOUR FACE, YOU PRETENTIOUS KNOB.
Many people are saying that Wicked: Part 1 is far superior to Part 2. This is mostly because my character, MC Skat Gote, delighted audiences during his 1.3 seconds of screen time in Part 1 and was unceremoniously murdered off-screen between movies.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Many people are saying that Wicked: Part 1 is far superior to Part 2. This is mostly because my character, MC Skat Gote, delighted audiences during his 1.3 seconds of screen time in Part 1 and was unceremoniously murdered off-screen between movies.
Why? Lookin’ good, my man!
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why? Lookin’ good, my man!
It’s Thanksgiving Week! And thanks to President Trump’s leadership and laser-like focus on affordability, we are truly going to have a fancy feast this year.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It’s Thanksgiving Week! And thanks to President Trump’s leadership and laser-like focus on affordability, we are truly going to have a fancy feast this year.
What can I say? I love adopting children and immediately putting them to work in my basement sweatshop.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What can I say? I love adopting children and immediately putting them to work in my basement sweatshop.
Even though I’m from Buffalo, I’m not in Hallmark’s upcoming cinematic masterpiece “Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story.” But you can still enjoy my heartwarming rom-com antics in *these* cinematic masterpieces.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Even though I’m from Buffalo, I’m not in Hallmark’s upcoming cinematic masterpiece “Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story.” But you can still enjoy my heartwarming rom-com antics in *these* cinematic masterpieces.
Oh, I know what *that* means, you little minx! 😘
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh, I know what *that* means, you little minx! 😘
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
If you see this, post a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi watching you ride atop a bantha and being like, “What the hell?”
I’ll start.
I’ll start.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you see this, post a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi watching you ride atop a bantha and being like, “What the hell?”
I’ll start.
I’ll start.
🎶
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Elle Fanning’s Egg Clutch is all of these things
🎶
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Elle Fanning’s Egg Clutch is all of these things
🎶
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🎶
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Elle Fanning’s Egg Clutch is all of these things
🎶
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Elle Fanning’s Egg Clutch is all of these things
🎶
Oh, I celebrate. 🎉
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh, I celebrate. 🎉
Tess and Chris are amazing artists. I was lucky enough to have pounced on a few of the original Trek Tiles and wish I was able to get a bunch more. But at least I got the digital versions of the rest. And you can, too! Check out @tessfowler.bsky.social’s shop for those and much, much more!
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tess and Chris are amazing artists. I was lucky enough to have pounced on a few of the original Trek Tiles and wish I was able to get a bunch more. But at least I got the digital versions of the rest. And you can, too! Check out @tessfowler.bsky.social’s shop for those and much, much more!