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Joanna and the Apocalypse (aka Bloody Popcorn)
@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social
I’m Joanna 👋
Horror. Old TV. Trash TV. John Waters. Buffy. Columbo. Dogs. Cats. Also, a tortoise. Booze. Kids. Sometimes I write stuff. TerrorTweet co-founder (now on Discord). Pro-democracy. She/her

Other things: https://linktr.ee/bloodypopcorn
This just popped up in my FB memories and I had to share here because it’s a gem.

When my youngest kid was 3 (2017), he looked like He-Man and was none too thrilled about it —
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
He belongs in Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, for sure. Floory’s sea cousin.
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Good morning to everyone, but especially my 12-foot skeleton, Duke Skellington, who is feeling all kinds of festive right now 🎄
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Still gets me ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
(Reposted because I caught my typo quick!)
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m just gonna say — in this moment, Tarantino is the man, and Lillard and Dano are the bears. And, as a woman, I choose the bears every single fucking time.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but the way A CHRISTMAS STORY is able to perfectly convey the authenticity of a Christmas morning is pure magic.

And it makes my heart swell every single time ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Good morning to everyone, but especially the cast of Anna and the Apocalypse.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
They hate/love me 😻
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Tired —> the Die Hard Christmas movie debate.

Wired —> letting people enjoy things.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hello, friends, it’s been a weird, emotional week 👋

But in happier news, you can now sign up for our 2025 Holiday Card & Giveaway! 🎄💌

No strings. Just a small way of saying hello & sending warm wishes 💕 (for the 11th year 😱)

Deadline to sign up is Dec. 7!

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2025 Holiday Card & Giveaway - Bloody Popcorn
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November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Viewing traditions are my favorite.

Every year for Thanksgiving, these are a MUST watch:

- Son-in-Law
- Dutch
- “Thanksgiving Orphans” ep of Cheers
- Blood Rage
- Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (Thanksgiving Eve)
- Home for the Holidays (Thanksgiving day)
a woman says it 'll be okay if we just stuff ourselves " til we can 't even think anymore "
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November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The collar makes it “professional”

(Last day of work this week)
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Gobble, gobble.

Time for the best 💕
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh, it was Whitney Houston’s “I wanna dance with somebody” - always
We need your song list plz
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Oh dear lord - I signed up for karaoke
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
One of my guiltiest pleasures is sending out a mass work email knowing I've already turned on my out-of-office auto-reply.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Answer: Barbie!
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
BINGO
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yesterday, we had a little family game night. Uno, Kids Against Maturity (aka Cards Against Humanity for kids, sorta) & Pictionary.

For the latter, Johnny & our 13yo were on a team. The kid starts drawing & Johnny gets it immediately. Unfinished.

Please tell me your guesses—
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What a tiring Saturday. And yet, I’ve done exactly — checks notes — nothing.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’ve never felt any more seen than I do right now
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The anatomy of a 42-year-old woman’s purse.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
How am I expected to move?
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Watching Forensic Files, and Reporter Paul Pinkham looks like a mashup between Patton Oswalt and Oliver Platt.

Patton Platt. Oliver Oswalt. Oliver Platton. Take your pick.

Thank you, that is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM